Doctor (and Dentist) Recommended! My, how times have changed.....

Auto Donk · 06-20-17, 06:19 AM

as for "irritating the throat zone," a shot of liquid ky on the head generally provides similar soothing relief, according to four outta five DonkLand babes.....

stevek173 · 06-20-17, 06:23 AM

That a new ad?

Auto Donk · 06-20-17, 06:26 AM

yah, if you time travel back to 1962 or so.....

apparently big tobacco came up with this shit after some dumbasses started realizing that burning 30-40 heaters a day might not be the healthiest way to go......

to reassure dumbasses nation wide, the tobacco companies figured "if we have doctors pimpin' our shit, we can keep the charade of 'these things are obviously safe' going for a few more decades"....

Cuse0323 · 06-20-17, 06:33 AM

Camels are the worst. Feel like a lung collapsed the next day. I only smoke Native American cigarettes. Have to give back.

Cuse0323 · 06-20-17, 06:35 AM

Hah. The I'm going to grow to a hundred years old ad is hilarious.

Auto Donk · 06-20-17, 06:39 AM

Originally posted by Cuse0323

Hah. The I'm going to grow to a hundred years old ad is hilarious.

yah, that one had me laffing my ass off.....

now I understand how the tabacco companies got hit for $9 billion dollars in verdicts......

those fukkers knew no shame....

I'm surprised they didn't promote cigarettes as makin' your dick bigger if you're a male, and

bigger if you're a female......

Cuse0323 · 06-20-17, 06:43 AM

Where the hell are the alcohol ads nowadays? I'm talking about negative ads. I haven't seen one. As I sit here shaking, and choking down booze. Fck lung cancer. Alcoholism is slow, and sucks. I want one of these groups to come out with a commercial. I shall have a note written for my upcoming death about alcoholism. It needs to stop being glorified.

Auto Donk · 06-20-17, 06:45 AM

haha.... this shit is too funny:

when I see this ad, I see a f'n nasty skank getting belligereant as fuk in a bar, having just fought some other skeezer after having had too much booze..... for stealing a smoke from her pack.....

obviously, this company didn't hire Don F'n Draper to do their advertising:

bitch's ultra-dilated pupils makes her look like she's rollin' her ass off on X as well......

and who's idea was it to pack some f'n charcoal into a cigarette????

holy fuk!!!

oh wait, these f'n things were made in the South..... that explains a lot.....

Cuse0323 · 06-20-17, 06:46 AM

Looks like a domestic violence ad.

Auto Donk · 06-20-17, 06:53 AM

hmm.... i can imagine how the monthly sales/marketing meeting that produced the following ad must've gone.....

senior redneck v.p. 1 at RJR: "I see a lot of fat hos that don't smoke. We need a pitch to get their fat asses puffin' on a pack a day or more. Any ideas?"

senior redneck v.p. 2 at RJR: "Fuk it. Tell em they'll lose sixty pounds in five years if they smoke two packs per day"

vp 1: "sweet!!!!"

Auto Donk · 06-20-17, 06:59 AM

while we're at it, lets sell some guns to little girls.....

KVB · 06-20-17, 01:39 PM

Cuse0323 · 06-20-17, 06:04 PM

Shit is hilarious.

Cuse0323 · 06-20-17, 06:06 PM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

while we're at it, lets sell some guns to little girls.....

Unreal. It actually makes some sense though. You never know when you will need a revolver. Doesn't matter the age. Better safe than sorry. Solid advertising. Love the absolutey safe thrown in there next to the gun on her lap.

Jimmy Proffett · 06-20-17, 08:24 PM

Originally posted by Cuse0323

Where the hell are the alcohol ads nowadays? I'm talking about negative ads. I haven't seen one. As I sit here shaking, and choking down booze. Fck lung cancer. Alcoholism is slow, and sucks. I want one of these groups to come out with a commercial. I shall have a note written for my upcoming death about alcoholism. It needs to stop being glorified.