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  • Cuse0323
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    • 12-09-09
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    #1
    Suicide Text Girl
    No thread on this? Well, I couldn't find one, at least.

    Am I the only one who thinks she's sexy as hell? Maybe if I write her letters, and visit then we will fall in love.

    Oh yeah, here's an article for people with no clue what I'm saying. She looks like that girl from like Paper Towns or whatever, and is a model.

    If that dude could get her then my chances are good. I'll put money on her books. Maybe a Prison wedding if she gets a long time. I doubt it's that long, if not just probation.

    Crazy dudes get girls sending letters all the time. So why can't I switch it up?

    http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/06/16/massachusetts-texting-suicide-trial-verdict-to-be-announced.html
  • Cuse0323
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    • 12-09-09
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    #2
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    • Cuse0323
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      #3
      No clue if this crap phone posted a picture. I like the crazy in her eyes.
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      • mdunlap3
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        #4
        Can't see the pic bro.
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        • Cuse0323
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          #5
          Eh, my phone sucks. Michelle Carter.

          Looks like she lost weight since it happened. She was a big chunky.
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          • mdunlap3
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            • 02-18-13
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            #6
            She's decent, 6 maybe.
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            • TheGoldenGoose
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              #7
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              • Da Manster!
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                #8
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                • Cuse0323
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by TheGoldenGoose
                  Thank you, Gooser. She is cute, and 20 now. I'm a quick car ride away from MA if she gets a few years. A nice wedding, and conjugal visits.
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                  • DwightShrute
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                    • 01-17-09
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                    #10
                    she looks crazy
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                    • Cuse0323
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                      #11
                      Originally posted by DwightShrute
                      she looks crazy
                      Just can't let the real crazy ones have their teeth around your junk.
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                      • VeggieDog
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                        • 02-21-09
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                        #12
                        I think her being charged and convicted is b.s. Dude was gonna kill himself no matter what. At first she was saying, "No, don't do it. A hospital can help you." But he was adamant about doing it, so she finally supports his decision and says, "Yeah, go ahead". I hope she appeals and it gets overturned.
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                        • Cuse0323
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                          #13
                          Originally posted by VeggieDog
                          I think her being charged and convicted is b.s. Dude was gonna kill himself no matter what. At first she was saying, "No, don't do it. A hospital can help you." But he was adamant about doing it, so she finally supports his decision and says, "Yeah, go ahead". I hope she appeals and it gets overturned.
                          Agreed. She doesn't deserve more than probation. Though, shouldn't have been convicted. She was 17, and dumb. Wanted to help, then said screw it. In her head, she probably thought she was helping because the bitch wouldn't stop talking about offing himself. She did well. He had a nice peaceful death, with her there on the phone the whole time. True love.
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                          • Bluehorseshoe
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                            #14


                            Like Cara Delevingne
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                            • stevek173
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                              #15
                              Manface imo

                              PASS
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                              • maggiethebestdog
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                                • 12-21-13
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                                #16
                                I hope the other inmates in jail convince her to kill herself.
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                                • Cuse0323
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                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by maggiethebestdog
                                  I hope the other inmates in jail convince her to kill herself.
                                  I'll be there for her. She doesn't need to die. The girl didn't tie a rope, put it around his neck, and kick the chair out.
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                                  • stackz125
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                                    #18
                                    Pass
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                                    • Cuse0323
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                                      #19
                                      Tough crowd. Pass wouldn't come to mind if she whispered in any of you fcks ear that she wanted to blow you.
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                                      • Cuse0323
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                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Bluehorseshoe


                                        Like Cara Delevingne
                                        That's the one. She looks similar. That damn movie Paper Towns pisses me off. The worst ending in a movie of all time.
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                                        • 5mike5
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                                          • 09-21-11
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                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Cuse0323
                                          That's the one. She looks similar. That damn movie Paper Towns pisses me off. The worst ending in a movie of all time.
                                          yeah that movie pissed me off

                                          thought he may get to bang the hot girl, or at least a makeout session. but nope. Disappointing, terrible ending. And yeah worst ever I agree
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                                          • Cuse0323
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                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by 5mike5
                                            yeah that movie pissed me off

                                            thought he may get to bang the hot girl, or at least a makeout session. but nope. Disappointing, terrible ending. And yeah worst ever I agree
                                            All that damn build-up, for nothing, except some pancakes or some shit. Poor kid. I know it was a movie, but damn. I think I sat there for an hour wondering what I just watched.
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                                            • 5mike5
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                                              • 09-21-11
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                                              #23
                                              Yeah was just terrible. To find out she wasn't even thinking about him at all. Hahaha. Brutal. Felt bad for the poor guy. Nothing worse tha thinking u actually have a shot outside your league and realizing u were just making yourself believe u did at all costs but you never had a chance in hell
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                                              • chico2663
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                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Cuse0323
                                                I'll be there for her. She doesn't need to die. The girl didn't tie a rope, put it around his neck, and kick the chair out.
                                                Find out where she is sentenced. Get a job as a prison guard. Get some nookie but wear a rubber
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                                                • Cuse0323
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                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by 5mike5
                                                  Yeah was just terrible. To find out she wasn't even thinking about him at all. Hahaha. Brutal. Felt bad for the poor guy. Nothing worse tha thinking u actually have a shot outside your league and realizing u were just making yourself believe u did at all costs but you never had a chance in hell


                                                  Was so brutal, but now kind of funny after reading your post. That's life for a lot of men. I didn't want to watch a whole movie about it though. Was thinking he was gonna get the sexy girl that he wanted, but nope.

                                                  She's just chilling in some random town. After she leaves clues all over the place to help him find her. But wait, she didn't give two shits about him. Damn. What a shit movie. They probably wanted to be different, but don't build up the big ending with that crap.

                                                  She's sexy though, but I look at her like she's crazy because of that movie. May be why I like this suicide text girl. Love me some crazy. Not too crazy though. I really don't want a girl to chomp my junk off. My second biggest fear, behind heights.
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                                                  • Cuse0323
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                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by chico2663
                                                    Find out where she is sentenced. Get a job as a prison guard. Get some nookie but wear a rubber
                                                    No rubber needed. I'm a rawdog man. I wonder if I could get a job there. Being in jail a few times doesn't help, but no felonies. Experience with prisoners should help. They tend to put female CO's in the female units. I'll just write her letters, and hope for a letter back. Then it's on. She will get flooded with letters. Fun times for the CO's as they have to read them all.
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                                                    • 5mike5
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                                                      • 09-21-11
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                                                      #27
                                                      Oh she is damn sexy I agree. For some reason felt like I was in that guys shoes pulling for him the whole time. Hahahha

                                                      would have been better if she just banged him one good time then went on her way. Just felt like even I had been fooled for 90+ minutes.
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                                                      • Cuse0323
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                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by 5mike5
                                                        Oh she is damn sexy I agree. For some reason felt like I was in that guys shoes pulling for him the whole time. Hahahha

                                                        would have been better if she just banged him one good time then went on her way. Just felt like even I had been fooled for 90+ minutes.
                                                        Exactly.

                                                        It ended, and had no clue what happened. Was waiting for another scene. The whole movie was built up to what we thought would happen, but didn't.

                                                        Kind of like The Girl Next Door. Except it ended well, and is a favorite of mine. I saw that as a teen, and have loved Elisha Culbert since. So sexy. She's on some Netflix show, but I don't have Netflix, and people are assholes with their login info.

                                                        I have my girl like that from years ago, so the endings matter. Most movies are ruined by the terrible endings.
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                                                        • Kermit
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                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by Bluehorseshoe



                                                          Like Cara Delevingne
                                                          Looks more like an ugly Jonathan Brandis.

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                                                          • Cuse0323
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                                                            #30
                                                            No clue who that dude is, but disturbing that he came to mind after seeing her, Kermie.
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                                                            • stevek173
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                                                              #31
                                                              Looks like childhood star that hanged himself.
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                                                              • packerd_00
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                                                                #32
                                                                Go for it mate,might be able to slip a couple conjugal visits in.
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                                                                • Buffalo Nickle
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  Interesting makeover she had for trial. She was very exotic looking and a cool customer. The media went nuts for her. Tough to go to court these days, they want to convict everybody and put them in jail forever. Being a highly publicized trial did her no good. The judge probably choked.
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                                                                  • Kermit
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by stevek173
                                                                    Looks like childhood star that hanged himself.


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                                                                    • Auto Donk
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                                                                      • 09-03-13
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by stevek173
                                                                      Who is that?

                                                                      Looks familiar.





                                                                      she's the one on the right in the bottom photo....
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