Was doing some work at my ex sister in laws one day installing window blinds in their bedroom.
Don't know if it was on purpose or inadvertent, but she had left her dildo/ vibrater out. It had
some paste on it and the perv I am, took a sniff. Pungent. Her sister's box, my wife, didn't smell that bad.
Didn't have the balls to tell her to wash the dildo after use, because that would mean I smelled it and
we both would be embarrassed.
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Auto Donk
SBR Aristocracy
09-03-13
43558
#37
Originally posted by rkelly110
Was doing some work at my ex sister in laws one day installing window blinds in their bedroom.
Don't know if it was on purpose or inadvertent, but she had left her dildo/ vibrater out. It had
some paste on it and the perv I am, took a sniff. Pungent. Her sister's box, my wife, didn't smell that bad.
Didn't have the balls to tell her to wash the dildo after use, because that would mean I smelled it and
we both would be embarrassed.
in hte heat of the moment, sniffin' something like that might be warranted....
but, after the fact, seeing schmegma on a relative's vibrator would be a sure-fire recipe for an unflattering softon (the oppositie of a ragin' hardon).... SMELLING IT would be unbearable, unthinkable, and allout over the top disgusting......
unless she was hot as shit...
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stevek173
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03-29-08
27598
#38
unreal
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packerd_00
SBR Posting Legend
05-22-13
17829
#39
What the hell,is this a common occurence with female waitresses.
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Auto Donk
SBR Aristocracy
09-03-13
43558
#40
personally, I prefer a can of spray whip cream and a peeled bananna.....
spray her full, insert the bananna, then sixty-nine with her on top, tell her to "push", and enjoy your banana's foster.....
a chocolate truffle up the ass, in the same scenario, if you're feeling a little kinked.....
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slayer14
SBR Posting Legend
08-12-13
22022
#41
Wow lol
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packerd_00
SBR Posting Legend
05-22-13
17829
#42
Originally posted by slayer14
Wow lol
She's kind of tasty.
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DwightShrute
SBR Aristocracy
01-17-09
103590
#43
let's hope she doesn't get a job at a Mexican joint
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dlowilly
SBR Posting Legend
11-09-16
13862
#44
What's funny is the title says it's unimaginable but what she did is what everyone imagined when they read the title
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Auto Donk
SBR Aristocracy
09-03-13
43558
#45
Originally posted by dlowilly
What's funny is the title says it's unimaginable but what she did is what everyone imagined when they read the title
not exactly "everyone".... as most married men thought, upon hearing she put it somewhere "unimaginable," thought that the ho must've put it in her mouth.....
dlo, do you know why brides smile as they're walking down the aisle to get married?
(because they know they've given their last blowjob)
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Enkhbat
SBR MVP
04-18-11
3158
#46
Why don't they have give a blowjob after marriage?
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CappinTerp
SBR Hall of Famer
11-26-09
9650
#47
Cooked to perfection !!!!!.............if it was done from my High School Sweetheart, 16 years old...I would win the 4th of July,eating contest !!!!..............