woman does something unimaginable to a customer's hotdog

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  • 5mike5
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 09-21-11
    • 51983

    #36
    Originally posted by rkelly110
    Was doing some work at my ex sister in laws one day installing window blinds in their bedroom.
    Don't know if it was on purpose or inadvertent, but she had left her dildo/ vibrater out. It had
    some paste on it and the perv I am, took a sniff. Pungent. Her sister's box, my wife, didn't smell that bad.
    Didn't have the balls to tell her to wash the dildo after use, because that would mean I smelled it and
    we both would be embarrassed.

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    • Auto Donk
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 09-03-13
      • 43558

      #37
      Originally posted by rkelly110
      Was doing some work at my ex sister in laws one day installing window blinds in their bedroom.
      Don't know if it was on purpose or inadvertent, but she had left her dildo/ vibrater out. It had
      some paste on it and the perv I am, took a sniff. Pungent. Her sister's box, my wife, didn't smell that bad.
      Didn't have the balls to tell her to wash the dildo after use, because that would mean I smelled it and
      we both would be embarrassed.
      in hte heat of the moment, sniffin' something like that might be warranted....

      but, after the fact, seeing schmegma on a relative's vibrator would be a sure-fire recipe for an unflattering softon (the oppositie of a ragin' hardon).... SMELLING IT would be unbearable, unthinkable, and allout over the top disgusting......

      unless she was hot as shit...
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      • stevek173
        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
        • 03-29-08
        • 27598

        #38
        unreal
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        • packerd_00
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 05-22-13
          • 17804

          #39
          What the hell,is this a common occurence with female waitresses.
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          • Auto Donk
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 09-03-13
            • 43558

            #40
            personally, I prefer a can of spray whip cream and a peeled bananna.....

            spray her full, insert the bananna, then sixty-nine with her on top, tell her to "push", and enjoy your banana's foster.....

            a chocolate truffle up the ass, in the same scenario, if you're feeling a little kinked.....
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            • slayer14
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 08-12-13
              • 22010

              #41


              Wow lol
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              • packerd_00
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 05-22-13
                • 17804

                #42
                Originally posted by slayer14


                Wow lol
                She's kind of tasty.
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                • DwightShrute
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 01-17-09
                  • 103113

                  #43
                  let's hope she doesn't get a job at a Mexican joint

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                  • dlowilly
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 11-09-16
                    • 13862

                    #44
                    What's funny is the title says it's unimaginable but what she did is what everyone imagined when they read the title
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                    • Auto Donk
                      SBR Aristocracy
                      • 09-03-13
                      • 43558

                      #45
                      Originally posted by dlowilly
                      What's funny is the title says it's unimaginable but what she did is what everyone imagined when they read the title
                      not exactly "everyone".... as most married men thought, upon hearing she put it somewhere "unimaginable," thought that the ho must've put it in her mouth.....


                      dlo, do you know why brides smile as they're walking down the aisle to get married?


                      (because they know they've given their last blowjob)
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                      • Enkhbat
                        SBR MVP
                        • 04-18-11
                        • 3145

                        #46
                        Why don't they have give a blowjob after marriage?
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                        • CappinTerp
                          SBR Hall of Famer
                          • 11-26-09
                          • 9650

                          #47
                          Cooked to perfection !!!!!.............if it was done from my High School Sweetheart, 16 years old...I would win the 4th of July,eating contest !!!!..............
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                          • Snowball
                            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                            • 11-15-09
                            • 30054

                            #48
                            all these videos are fakes
                            produced for $$$$
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                            • blap10
                              SBR Sharp
                              • 06-28-16
                              • 426

                              #49
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