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  • Auto Donk
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 09-03-13
    • 43558

    #1
    Man's wife such an unbearabe ho he commits felonies to get away from her.....
    Man chooses jail over wife — robs bank, sits in lobby until arrested, FBI says




    Home? Or jail?


    Wife? Or sheriff’s deputies? Such choices.


    Federal authorities say Larry Ripple chose a life behind bars over another minute at home with the wife. On Friday afternoon, according to a complaint filed in federal court, Ripple, 70, walked into the Bank of Labor in downtown Kansas City, Kan., handed over a note to a teller which said, “I have a gun, give me your cash,” and was given $2,924 in currency from the drawer. (Now is the part where we typically write, “The robber then fled the bank.”)

    The robber then took a seat in the lobby and began chatting with the bank security guard, the complaint by Special Agent Eric R. Beltz states. All of this was captured on surveillance video. “I’m the guy you’re looking for,” Ripple allegedly told the guard. The guard took Ripple into custody and retrieved the $2,924, Beltz wrote. The police and FBI were summoned, and Ripple was taken to the police station. (This story was first reported by the Kansas City Star’s ace courts reporter, Tony Rizzo.)


  • NUTSonYAchin
    SBR Sharp
    • 05-08-17
    • 337

    #2
    can't blame him. Marriage is probably worse than jail
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    • Auto Donk
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 09-03-13
      • 43558

      #3
      true, as in jail, you can force your bunkmate to suck your dick without fear of getting your dick superglued to your thigh or flat-out chopped off once you fall asleep......

      (just be sure he doesn't have a shank)
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      • SharpAngles
        SBR Hall of Famer
        • 04-15-14
        • 9467

        #4
        Donker left out the best part...

        KANSAS CITY, Kan. (AP) — A 71-year-old man who said he robbed a Kansas City, Kansas, bank so he could get away from his wife blamed his actions on depression.
        A federal judge on Tuesday sentenced Lawrence John Ripple to six months of home confinement and 50 hours of community service.

        A+ punishment from the judge here
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        • stevek173
          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
          • 03-29-08
          • 27598

          #5
          The reason that's ironic is because his wife lives at home and now he is stuck at home all the time with her.
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          • rkelly110
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            • 10-05-09
            • 39691

            #6
            Originally posted by Auto Donk
            true, as in jail, you can force your bunkmate to suck your dick without fear of getting your dick superglued to your thigh or flat-out chopped off once you fall asleep......

            (just be sure he doesn't have a shank)
            You would know this.... how?
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            • jtoler
              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
              • 12-17-13
              • 30967

              #7
              Unreal, commits crime to get away only to be forced to be with her.
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              • stevek173
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                • 03-29-08
                • 27598

                #8
                More importantly, what is that in Donker's avatar?
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                • blap10
                  SBR Sharp
                  • 06-28-16
                  • 426

                  #9
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                  • Otters27
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                    • 07-14-07
                    • 30760

                    #10
                    Why doesn't he just divorce her.
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                    • thechaoz
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 10-23-09
                      • 12154

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Otters27
                      Why doesn't he just divorce her.
                      This is why you don't get married. She'll take half of this shit, retirement, money and he'll be living dirt poor. Some men would have offfed her but obviously he has some kind of a conscious
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                      • jtoler
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                        • 12-17-13
                        • 30967

                        #12
                        Originally posted by thechaoz
                        This is why you don't get married. She'll take half of this shit, retirement, money and he'll be living dirt poor. Some men would have offfed her but obviously he has some kind of a conscious
                        Or afraid he wouldnt be able to pull it off without getting caught.
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                        • Auto Donk
                          SBR Aristocracy
                          • 09-03-13
                          • 43558

                          #13
                          Originally posted by rkelly110
                          You would know this.... how?
                          uh, two people had it happen to them.... john bobbit and i can't even remember the name of that poor bastard who woke up screaming in pain because he lost morning wood, and thus the superglue really started tearing his crank up......

                          as for the other end of that equation, there's a lot of jail house pussy and blowjobs being doled out daily in our penal institutions, and no stories of severed shafts or superglued twig n berries.....

                          commons sense.....
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                          • Auto Donk
                            SBR Aristocracy
                            • 09-03-13
                            • 43558

                            #14
                            ps.... one of my clients who got sent up for only a year (his sixth dwi), had a rather interesting "awakening" when he got to his cell.....

                            big black guy was his cellmate.... guy tells my client, "here's how it works in here.... each night, one of us will be the husband, and one of us will be the wife..... which do you wanna be tonight???"

                            he noted the sun was setting at the time he got in, and he says to the big black guy, "I guess I'll be the husband...." and before he'd even finished getting that last word out of his mouth, the big bbc-laden brutha yells out, "WELL GET OVER HERE AND SUCK YOUR WIFE'S DICK!!!!!!!!!"
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                            • sweep
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 10-09-10
                              • 16753

                              #15
                              Originally posted by SharpAngles
                              Donker left out the best part...

                              KANSAS CITY, Kan. (AP) — A 71-year-old man who said he robbed a Kansas City, Kansas, bank so he could get away from his wife blamed his actions on depression.
                              A federal judge on Tuesday sentenced Lawrence John Ripple to six months of home confinement and 50 hours of community service.

                              A+ punishment from the judge here

                              ZING!
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                              • Auto Donk
                                SBR Aristocracy
                                • 09-03-13
                                • 43558

                                #16
                                I'll get to experience some of what this poor bastard is experiencing at present, with the whole "house arrest" shit goin' on....

                                my wife wants to cuff me up tonight.....

                                frisky today...
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                                • Enkhbat
                                  SBR MVP
                                  • 04-18-11
                                  • 3151

                                  #17
                                  That is cruel and unusual punishment for the poor dude.
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