If you are questioning how Pearl Harbor was blind to the Japanese attack

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Pauly, do you think there are government conspiracies involved keeping you from getting laid, or could it just be because you're a weirdo?

i figured out a long time ago the gov't must be inundating me with pussy as part of some sort of half-ass false flag operation.....

exactly what that operation is, or why, I do not know....

and do not give a fuk