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  • slayer14
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    • 08-12-13
    • 22022

    #1
    Brad Pitt
    He still looks a broken man after his marriage split


  • jjgold
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 07-20-05
    • 388179

    #2
    He is a drunk loser
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    • TheMoneyShot
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      • 02-14-07
      • 28672

      #3
      Guy had it made with Aniston.

      Plain stupid.
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      • slayer14
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 08-12-13
        • 22022

        #4
        Crazy bastard going into everglades in Florida he going to get eaten by a crocodile or snake
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        • DiggityDaggityDo
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 11-30-08
          • 81450

          #5
          Most SBR posters would still bang him if given a chance.
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          • Snowball
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            • 11-15-09
            • 30058

            #6
            Originally posted by TheMoneyShot
            Guy had it made with Aniston.

            Plain stupid.
            she is a winner.
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            • Pinoy-T-X
              SBR MVP
              • 10-28-12
              • 2176

              #7
              Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
              Most SBR posters would still bang him if given a chance.
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              • slayer14
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                • 08-12-13
                • 22022

                #8
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                • Shute
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                  • 03-20-17
                  • 11835

                  #9
                  Lesson for all: don't date or marry a psycho no matter how hot; just not worth it. Destroyed the guy
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                  • brooks85
                    SBR Aristocracy
                    • 01-05-09
                    • 44709

                    #10
                    Originally posted by TheMoneyShot
                    Guy had it made with Aniston.

                    Plain stupid.
                    exactly, that is what he is thinking about really.
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                    • Shute
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 03-20-17
                      • 11835

                      #11
                      Originally posted by brooks85
                      exactly, that is what he is thinking about really.
                      She was as psycho as the other one
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                      • slayer14
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 08-12-13
                        • 22022

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Shute
                        Lesson for all: don't date or marry a psycho no matter how hot; just not worth it. Destroyed the guy
                        You reckon he will be a goner soon the poor bloke
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                        • Shute
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 03-20-17
                          • 11835

                          #13
                          Originally posted by slayer14
                          You reckon he will be a goner soon the poor bloke
                          I wouldn't wish his situation on anyone. A brood of kids from every continent and now gotta deal with a psycho ex. He should have his head examined
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                          • Shute
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 03-20-17
                            • 11835

                            #14
                            Had to be drunk everyday to deal with that crap
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                            • JIBBBY
                              SBR Aristocracy
                              • 12-10-09
                              • 83686

                              #15
                              Hollywood marriages never last.. To be expected...
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                              • hankcream
                                SBR MVP
                                • 06-30-10
                                • 2048

                                #16
                                Guy looks like a broken down wreck now, he should have never quit drinking. Hopefully Rudy Reutiger is paying attention to this bumbling quitter
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                                • Shute
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 03-20-17
                                  • 11835

                                  #17
                                  Rough one hank
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                                  • TheMoneyShot
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                                    • 02-14-07
                                    • 28672

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
                                    Most SBR posters would still bang him if given a chance.


                                    Originally posted by brooks85
                                    exactly, that is what he is thinking about really.
                                    I mean I'm sure she wasn't easy to please either. But seemed more down to earth. Tabloids years ago said she was really in love with him.

                                    Originally posted by JIBBBY
                                    Hollywood marriages never last.. To be expected...
                                    Which brings me to this....

                                    Why would you want to stick your cok into anything Billy Bob Thorton's cok has been in? I wouldn't. What would make you possessed to pursue Angelina Jolie? Nothing spectacular about her.
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                                    • brooks85
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                                      • 01-05-09
                                      • 44709

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by TheMoneyShot




                                      I mean I'm sure she wasn't easy to please either. But seemed more down to earth. Tabloids years ago said she was really in love with him.
                                      I think the chick who is cool with you smoking weed is better than the psycho who gives you shit while sucking down cancer sticks.


                                      pitt is a huge pothead, well he ways until jolie anyways.
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                                      • beavis13
                                        SBR MVP
                                        • 06-18-14
                                        • 2823

                                        #20
                                        Never found Aniston that attractive. Thought Jolie was a step
                                        up when he made the move. He's better off without either.
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                                        • Auto Donk
                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                          • 09-03-13
                                          • 43558

                                          #21
                                          Jolie sucks the blood out of any man......

                                          good thing ol Billy Bob curbed her as soon as she tried to stick her fangs in his neck....
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                                          • Auto Donk
                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                            • 09-03-13
                                            • 43558

                                            #22
                                            apparently, according to billy bob, her poosay smells like Khloe Kardashian's, and that is NOT A GOOD THING.....

                                            AND, apparently, brad is a f'n loser in bed with no moves, according to the robin-boxed Angelina.....

                                            (maybe he sucks in bed BECAUSE OF THE SMELL OF YOUR ROTTEN THREE-DAY OLD DEAD ROBIN BOX, ANGIE????)

                                            Jolie Tells Pitt He Sucks In Bed; Pitt Gets Hammered

                                            Oh man, I love the National Enquirer. Jest all you like, but half of the time they get their stories right and before anyone else. The other half of the time I think they just make shit up and I think this falls under that half.
                                            Apparently Angelina Jolie told Brad Pitt that compared to Colin Farrell he sucks in bed and now Brad Pitt is an alcoholic or something.
                                            from The National Inquirer
                                            Brad caught Angie red-handed, admitting that she thinks he’s a so-so lover. Ever since then, he’s been on a drunken rampage – consuming copious amounts of his favorite beer and red wine…he’s showed no signs of slowing down on the booze. He’s been drink*ing to forget about the image of Angie and Colin together.
                                            One might ask, how did he catch her “red-handed”? Was she spray-painting “COLIN FARRELL IS BETTER AT SEX THAN BRAD PITT” on their garage? No. Allegedly Jolie was talking on the phone to ex Billy Bob Thornton while Pitt was out but then he forgot his wallet and then this scene from Beverly Hills, 90210 played out:
                                            As he walked into their bedroom, Brad overheard Angie say that he was a great guy, but Colin was the best lover she’d ever had! Then Angie told Billy Bob that her love life with Brad had gone cold, and she missed the wild, passionate sex she’d had with Colin!
                                            Who was there to know this private information? This is like when Charles Foster Kane died whispering his last words, “Rosebud” but the nurse was in the other room. Whatever, this is great, let’s just keep going with this. Brad “exploded” and,
                                            Demanded that Angie tell him everything about her relationship with Colin. She told Brad that she fell in love with Colin because he was dangerous and spontaneous. She also copped to sending Colin sexy pictures, dirty voice-mails and sexually explicit let*ters during their fling. Angie admitted that she had hoped for a future, includ*ing marriage and kids, with Colin, but he wasn’t ready. She couldn’t deny to Brad that he was her second choice! […] she thrives on making him jealous.
                                            So now Brad Pitt is all sad and not wanting to marry her, like ever, and is telling her she can’t talk to Colin Farrell.
                                            Okay.
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                                            • beavis13
                                              SBR MVP
                                              • 06-18-14
                                              • 2823

                                              #23
                                              I don't understand how these Hollywood idiots need to be with each other and are so fragile. It's not
                                              that hard to pull hot chicks and I'm not on a movie screen or tv.
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                                              • TheMoneyShot
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                                                • 02-14-07
                                                • 28672

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by beavis13
                                                I don't understand how these Hollywood idiots need to be with each other and are so fragile. It's not
                                                that hard to pull hot chicks and I'm not on a movie screen or tv.
                                                Fragile is the key word. You'd figure they would stop competing with each other.... and be teammates with that kind of $. You could buy the fukking world if you wanted. I guess it's human nature to fight and compete... rather than team up.
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                                                • sshz
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                                                  • 06-02-15
                                                  • 575

                                                  #25
                                                  He really looks poorly...you'd have thought IF he had cleaned up his act, he'd be looking a lot better. So my guess is, he's still drinking and drugging on a daily basis. And alcoholics are NEVER good lovers, EVER.
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                                                  • DiggityDaggityDo
                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                    • 11-30-08
                                                    • 81450

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by TheMoneyShot
                                                    Guy had it made with Aniston.

                                                    Plain stupid.
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                                                    • GUMMO77
                                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                                      • 08-23-10
                                                      • 9294

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by sshz
                                                      And alcoholics are NEVER good lovers, EVER.
                                                      Man problems, huh?
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                                                      • TheMoneyShot
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                                                        • 02-14-07
                                                        • 28672

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
                                                        Good lord.... I need to get caught up on these Aniston flicks.
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                                                        • Itsamazing777
                                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                                          • 11-14-12
                                                          • 12602

                                                          #29
                                                          The dude had to put up with her lib bs. I would too
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