Brad Pitt
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slayer14SBR Posting Legend
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#1Brad PittTags: None -
jjgoldSBR Aristocracy
- 07-20-05
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#2He is a drunk loserComment -
TheMoneyShotBARRELED IN @ SBR!
- 02-14-07
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#3Guy had it made with Aniston.
Plain stupid.Comment -
slayer14SBR Posting Legend
- 08-12-13
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#4Crazy bastard going into everglades in Florida he going to get eaten by a crocodile or snakeComment -
DiggityDaggityDoSBR Aristocracy
- 11-30-08
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#5Most SBR posters would still bang him if given a chance.Comment -
ShuteSBR Posting Legend
- 03-20-17
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#9Lesson for all: don't date or marry a psycho no matter how hot; just not worth it. Destroyed the guyComment -
ShuteSBR Posting Legend
- 03-20-17
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#14Had to be drunk everyday to deal with that crapComment -
JIBBBYSBR Aristocracy
- 12-10-09
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#15Hollywood marriages never last.. To be expected...Comment -
hankcreamSBR MVP
- 06-30-10
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#16Guy looks like a broken down wreck now, he should have never quit drinking. Hopefully Rudy Reutiger is paying attention to this bumbling quitterComment -
ShuteSBR Posting Legend
- 03-20-17
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#17Rough one hankComment -
TheMoneyShotBARRELED IN @ SBR!
- 02-14-07
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#18
I mean I'm sure she wasn't easy to please either. But seemed more down to earth. Tabloids years ago said she was really in love with him.
Which brings me to this....
Why would you want to stick your cok into anything Billy Bob Thorton's cok has been in? I wouldn't. What would make you possessed to pursue Angelina Jolie? Nothing spectacular about her.Comment -
brooks85SBR Aristocracy
- 01-05-09
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#19
pitt is a huge pothead, well he ways until jolie anyways.Comment -
beavis13SBR MVP
- 06-18-14
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#20Never found Aniston that attractive. Thought Jolie was a step
up when he made the move. He's better off without either.Comment -
Auto DonkSBR Aristocracy
- 09-03-13
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#21Jolie sucks the blood out of any man......
good thing ol Billy Bob curbed her as soon as she tried to stick her fangs in his neck....Comment -
Auto DonkSBR Aristocracy
- 09-03-13
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#22apparently, according to billy bob, her poosay smells like Khloe Kardashian's, and that is NOT A GOOD THING.....
AND, apparently, brad is a f'n loser in bed with no moves, according to the robin-boxed Angelina.....
(maybe he sucks in bed BECAUSE OF THE SMELL OF YOUR ROTTEN THREE-DAY OLD DEAD ROBIN BOX, ANGIE????)
Jolie Tells Pitt He Sucks In Bed; Pitt Gets Hammered
Oh man, I love the National Enquirer. Jest all you like, but half of the time they get their stories right and before anyone else. The other half of the time I think they just make shit up and I think this falls under that half.
Apparently Angelina Jolie told Brad Pitt that compared to Colin Farrell he sucks in bed and now Brad Pitt is an alcoholic or something.
from The National InquirerBrad caught Angie red-handed, admitting that she thinks he’s a so-so lover. Ever since then, he’s been on a drunken rampage – consuming copious amounts of his favorite beer and red wine…he’s showed no signs of slowing down on the booze. He’s been drink*ing to forget about the image of Angie and Colin together.One might ask, how did he catch her “red-handed”? Was she spray-painting “COLIN FARRELL IS BETTER AT SEX THAN BRAD PITT” on their garage? No. Allegedly Jolie was talking on the phone to ex Billy Bob Thornton while Pitt was out but then he forgot his wallet and then this scene from Beverly Hills, 90210 played out:
As he walked into their bedroom, Brad overheard Angie say that he was a great guy, but Colin was the best lover she’d ever had! Then Angie told Billy Bob that her love life with Brad had gone cold, and she missed the wild, passionate sex she’d had with Colin!Who was there to know this private information? This is like when Charles Foster Kane died whispering his last words, “Rosebud” but the nurse was in the other room. Whatever, this is great, let’s just keep going with this. Brad “exploded” and,
Demanded that Angie tell him everything about her relationship with Colin. She told Brad that she fell in love with Colin because he was dangerous and spontaneous. She also copped to sending Colin sexy pictures, dirty voice-mails and sexually explicit let*ters during their fling. Angie admitted that she had hoped for a future, includ*ing marriage and kids, with Colin, but he wasn’t ready. She couldn’t deny to Brad that he was her second choice! […] she thrives on making him jealous.So now Brad Pitt is all sad and not wanting to marry her, like ever, and is telling her she can’t talk to Colin Farrell.
Okay.Comment -
beavis13SBR MVP
- 06-18-14
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#23I don't understand how these Hollywood idiots need to be with each other and are so fragile. It's not
that hard to pull hot chicks and I'm not on a movie screen or tv.Comment -
TheMoneyShotBARRELED IN @ SBR!
- 02-14-07
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#24Fragile is the key word. You'd figure they would stop competing with each other.... and be teammates with that kind of $. You could buy the fukking world if you wanted. I guess it's human nature to fight and compete... rather than team up.Comment -
sshzRestricted User
- 06-02-15
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#25He really looks poorly...you'd have thought IF he had cleaned up his act, he'd be looking a lot better. So my guess is, he's still drinking and drugging on a daily basis. And alcoholics are NEVER good lovers, EVER.Comment -
Itsamazing777SBR Posting Legend
- 11-14-12
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#29The dude had to put up with her lib bs. I would tooComment
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