MAJOR DISAPPOINTMENT: JLAW "STRIPPER" VID.... Don't believe the hype!

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  • Auto Donk
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 09-03-13
    • 43558

    #1
    MAJOR DISAPPOINTMENT: JLAW "STRIPPER" VID.... Don't believe the hype!
    Well, when I first saw the headline, I said, "that's my girl... gonna have to convert her membership to "lifetime exemption" entry into DonkLand"

    from when we first saw this kinky little guttersnipe/actress's hacked phone photos til the present, I always knew she had a nasty streak and wild side that a babe has to have to get a coveted "lifetime entry pass" to DL.....

    I went to find the vid, which I figured would be all over the internet by now.... It wasn't, it was only on radaronline....

    I figured "damn, radaronline must do one helluva job of protecting their shit online" since the vid wasn't everywhere by now....


    then, I watched the video.... expecting some hott grinding action and gyrating and "self-spankin" (according to the headline)...... wow.... what a dissapointment. all we see is an obviously-drunk and incapable of moving worth a shit J-Law... totally trashed an unispiring, and in need of being held up by other patrons because she's so lit..... so, instead of some great internet security work on radar online's part, I realized the video is wide-spread simply because no one wants the shit.....

    sloths have better moves than those shown by J-Law in the video (clip link below).....

    radaronline should be shut down for all the misleading hype over this lame ass clip.....

    Jennifer Lawrence was caught on video riding a stripper pole and grinding on a mystery man at a European club and RadarOnline.com has the video.


    and, unfortunately, J-Law will not receive a coveted lifetime pass to DonkLand.... I simply don't need a sloppy drunk prima donna staggering around falling into people and things at my compound.... Talent here is expected to perform at an optimum level, and the gangly, slow-moving lawrence would simply fall off the pace kept by the true bad bitches that perform here with nothing less than their A-game on display......

    saddens me, but rules are rules, and expectations and high standards have to be upheld.....
  • Harry N. Lloyd
    SBR MVP
    • 03-26-08
    • 4810

    #2
    Wow. I'm a big fan of hers. But this one's just sad......
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    • Auto Donk
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 09-03-13
      • 43558

      #3
      harry, i know we disagree on many things, but you and I are flying in perfect unison on this one......

      maybe she shoulda performed about four or five drinks/shots earlier, but this simply disappointed on all levels......
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      • Harry N. Lloyd
        SBR MVP
        • 03-26-08
        • 4810

        #4
        Yeah, and she needs a security team in place (or more trustworthy friends) so this embarrassing crap doesn't leak out when she does go out and get hammered....
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