Wife's b-day thread: Donkland home game.....

PittsburghPlayer · 04-28-17, 08:44 PM

eat her ass,
softly
not like a fukking animal

jayfly · 04-28-17, 10:25 PM

F that, do it primal style lol

DiggityDaggityDo · 04-28-17, 10:42 PM

Donker eat her ass like a fukin animal.

Leave teeth marks.

Auto Donk · 04-28-17, 11:30 PM

funny we should take a break and I read the commnets above..... you fukkers know me.....

and I shit you not, this came up on the play list about twenty minutes ago..... mid "toss"......

Auto Donk · 04-28-17, 11:33 PM

a woman once said, "no woman has ever truly had great sex til she fuks you while rollin' and listening to this song".....

this was the song:

starts slow, the pounds the ever living shit out of it.....

just like I do in tune with this masterpiece......

check in with you mutha fukkas tomorrow, round two is about to begin and I'm checkin' out for the night!

(don't worry about choppin' any wood.... daddy's bring home a load... or two... or three)

AD

"I feel so dirty........"

Auto Donk · 04-29-17, 01:35 PM

DonkLand Homestand interrupted by a quick away game in Louisianna.... be back in 24 -30 hours.....

who the fuk drew up this schedule.....?

and where the fuk did Keisha and Sharonda run off to?????

Chi_archie · 04-29-17, 02:35 PM

eat her butt

do it with a spoon, fork, knife, spork, and chopsticks

Auto Donk · 04-29-17, 07:21 PM

Originally posted by Chi_archie

eat her butt

do it with a spoon, fork, knife, spork, and chopsticks

is this SBR, or Dr. Suess???

would you eat it with a spoon?

would you it eat with a fork?

DiggityDaggityDo · 04-29-17, 08:49 PM

Donker how'd dat ass taste?

Foxx · 04-30-17, 01:36 AM

Kentucky Derby. Play the wife's bday day and month over the year.

PittsburghPlayer · 04-30-17, 04:11 AM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

is this SBR, or Dr. Suess???would you eat it with a spoon?would you it eat with a fork?

what is SBR?
I am logged into Dr Suess dot com

what I need to know, is
did you use kitchen utensils or just tongue, teeth and lips?

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Auto Donk · 05-05-17, 09:20 AM

Champagne is chillin'..... pre-game sex and chamgagne at 4 p.m. today, followed by dinner at Sullivan's Steakhouse on Westheimer at 6:30 p.m., Toyota Center for Rockets Game 3 at 8:15 p.m., Four Seasons at 11:30 p.m. for Rounds 2-5.....

stevek173 · 05-05-17, 09:35 AM

She pay up all that money she lost on slots in Arizona?

Auto Donk · 05-05-17, 10:02 AM

Originally posted by stevek173

She pay up all that money she lost on slots in Arizona?

tonight she will.....

it's either coming out her wallet, or it's coming out of her ass......

(and her wallet is empty)

stevek173 · 05-05-17, 10:10 AM

mpaschal34 · 05-05-17, 09:40 PM

No sign of donk at the game yet...but I think JJ is sitting right next to the Rocket's bench.

Itsamazing777 · 05-06-17, 06:55 AM

No mercy anal

Auto Donk · 05-06-17, 10:15 AM

i was busy hangin' with ralph sampson..... will up load photo later.....

those two twin half-black officials are lucky they made it out of the arena.....

worst officiated game i've ever seen......

whoever said don't splurge on the tickets b/c it never works out well hit the nail on the f'n head........

at least the post-game celebration lived up to the billing.....

mpaschal34 · 05-06-17, 02:44 PM

Donk....I thought you had good seats. Sorry you got stuck in the upper level with broke ass Ralph Sampson.