What do you do if you have the flu???

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  • stackz125
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 01-03-16
    • 6191

    #1
    What do you do if you have the flu???
    ?????
  • SBR Ivy
    SBR Wise Guy
    • 07-21-14
    • 944

    #2
    Drink the fucki'n medicine.
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    • b1slickguy
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 11-24-11
      • 11959

      #3
      You stay hydrated and put up 38 points and take game 5.
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      • jjgold
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 07-20-05
        • 388179

        #4
        rest
        drink
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        • funnyb25
          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
          • 07-09-09
          • 39663

          #5
          Flu lasts roughly 7 days if you do not take medicine. If you do take medicine it should last about a week.

          BOL
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          • PittsburghPlayer
            SBR Hall of Famer
            • 01-11-10
            • 6760

            #6
            is it contagious over the `net?god damn it, I should not have opened this thread

            if you have the power to post, you can eat your lovely wife/girlfriend

            at least one of you will be happy

            we hope that you feel better tomorrow

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            • funnyb25
              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
              • 07-09-09
              • 39663

              #7
              Originally posted by PittsburghPlayer
              is it contagious over the `net?god damn it, I should not have opened this thread

              if you have the power to post, you can eat your lovely wife/girlfriend

              at least one of you will be happy

              we hope that you feel better tomorrow

              A "never phukin heard of ya pal" gone wrong? It happens...

              BOL
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              • RangeFinder
                SBR Hall of Famer
                • 10-27-16
                • 8041

                #8
                Drink lots of water, I mean a lot. Also, down a few bottles of Gatoraide every 6 hours. Thera flu works good for the body aches, and tske nigbtime cough medicine to help you sleep. Other thsn that, it has to run its course. Wash your hands often to avoid future viruses.
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                • unusialsusp5
                  SBR MVP
                  • 04-18-10
                  • 4198

                  #9
                  there is no cure or treatment for the flu. it can take 10-14 days for the virus to leave your body. there are some otc medicines that can help alleviate symptons by about 10%. those alka seltzer tablets that dissolve are strongly recommended. you will not feel like eating when it's at it's worst stage (2nd or 3rd day) and after that you won't want to each very much. it is not just a bad cold, it is a virus with most of bad cold symptons, but it won't go away as fast. next year get a flu shot. this years batch was allegedly tainted and uneffective.
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                  • Foxx
                    SBR Hall of Famer
                    • 05-25-11
                    • 5832

                    #10
                    Sweat lodge
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                    • kingdom
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 07-25-10
                      • 10099

                      #11
                      sambucol. u get it at walgreens and each dose provides 8 hours of livable relief
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                      • tony_come
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 03-31-10
                        • 21695

                        #12
                        Sac, jackoff after 3-4 sessions you will be back to normal
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                        • Philmill
                          SBR MVP
                          • 09-30-11
                          • 4275

                          #13
                          kiss your ass good bye for a week....
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                          • CWD
                            SBR Hall of Famer
                            • 01-22-12
                            • 7665

                            #14
                            the few things that worked for semi relief taken off shelves long ago, i wouldnt even waste time or $$$ with the crap they sell now

                            try hot lemonade maybe
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                            • jjgold
                              SBR Aristocracy
                              • 07-20-05
                              • 388179

                              #15
                              Hang in there pal
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                              • Mackballs
                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                • 12-01-16
                                • 5810

                                #16
                                Two gallons of water a day and keep taking three teamers til you hit one
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                                • tony_come
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 03-31-10
                                  • 21695

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Mackballs
                                  Two gallons of water a day and keep taking three teamers til you hit one
                                  Won't work. Jerkoff 1 once a day will get rid of the flu.
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                                  • DiggityDaggityDo
                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                    • 11-30-08
                                    • 81450

                                    #18
                                    Bang hookers and pound beers.

                                    Lots of beers, you need the fluids.
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                                    • lakerboy
                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                      • 04-02-09
                                      • 94379

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by b1slickguy
                                      You stay hydrated and put up 38 points and take game 5.
                                      Yet get told a guy who cried his way of the court is better than you lol.
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                                      • Mackballs
                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                        • 12-01-16
                                        • 5810

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by tony_come
                                        Won't work. Jerkoff 1 once a day will get rid of the flu.
                                        But will jerking off once a day prevent the flu?
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                                        • jtoler
                                          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                          • 12-17-13
                                          • 30967

                                          #21
                                          Id be making out a will if I were you.
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                                          • b1slickguy
                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                            • 11-24-11
                                            • 11959

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by lakerboy
                                            Yet get told a guy who cried his way of the court is better than you lol.
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                                            • MoMoneyMoVaughn
                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                              • 05-08-14
                                              • 14988

                                              #23
                                              Pray.
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                                              • cankid
                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                • 08-22-08
                                                • 7229

                                                #24
                                                rest, liquids, soup and pot tea and your good real soon
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                                                • stackz125
                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                  • 01-03-16
                                                  • 6191

                                                  #25
                                                  Jesus lots of good information here.

                                                  Thinking of jerking off a few times a day should get rid of the virus that is in my system lol.

                                                  Taking Buckleys twice a day.
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                                                  • PittsburghPlayer
                                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                                    • 01-11-10
                                                    • 6760

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by jjgold
                                                    Hang in there pal
                                                    damn, that is a little extreme for the flu
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                                                    • PittsburghPlayer
                                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                                      • 01-11-10
                                                      • 6760

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by funnyb25
                                                      A "never phukin heard of ya pal" gone wrong? It happens...BOL
                                                      appreciate when a man does not kick another man in the balls for a mistake
                                                      especially a small one

                                                      thx
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                                                      • tony_come
                                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                                        • 03-31-10
                                                        • 21695

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by PittsburghPlayer
                                                        appreciate when a man does not kick another man in the balls for a mistake
                                                        especially a small one

                                                        thx
                                                        I have medium size balls
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                                                        • 19th Hole
                                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                                          • 03-22-09
                                                          • 18957

                                                          #29
                                                          Yeah...The flu shot was totally useless and the bout with the flu
                                                          was extreme.
                                                          Rest, liquids, rest, liquids, Jewish penicillin, rest, liquids and loving attention from
                                                          your head nurse.
                                                          If you're overheating with a fever go to Urgent Care asap.
                                                          It's a bitch, so ride it out and don't make any LARGE WAGERS.
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                                                          • tony_come
                                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                                            • 03-31-10
                                                            • 21695

                                                            #30
                                                            Sweat it out by jacking off
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                                                            • Otters27
                                                              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                              • 07-14-07
                                                              • 30760

                                                              #31
                                                              Eat lost a fresh fruits and vegetables. Rest and drink water. Don't eat any added sugar or white bread (pasta, ect.) it destroys your immune system.
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                                                              • TheMoneyShot
                                                                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                                • 02-14-07
                                                                • 28672

                                                                #32
                                                                Had the worst flu symptoms in my life so far about a month ago. Don't know what happened... once you feel wheezing in your lungs. Goodnight. Goodbye.

                                                                I'm still coughing up sh#$ ever so often...

                                                                I blame Obama.
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                                                                • DiggityDaggityDo
                                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                                  • 11-30-08
                                                                  • 81450

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by tony_come
                                                                  Sweat it out by jacking off
                                                                  Toniest, how much do you sweat while jacking off?
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                                                                  • Jayvegas420
                                                                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                                    • 03-09-11
                                                                    • 28213

                                                                    #34
                                                                    It's not so much the jerking Dagles.
                                                                    The belt around his neck causes most of the sweating.
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                                                                    • DiggityDaggityDo
                                                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                                                      • 11-30-08
                                                                      • 81450

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Tony, be careful with that!!!
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