WWIII officially starts later today... russian war ship about to attack us destroyers

[Auto Donk]

well, fuk the bag limits and don't worry about your credit card debts......


this shit is on!!!!!

http://www.foxnews.com/world/2017/04/07/russian-warship-steams-toward-us-destroyers-that-launched-syria-airstrikes.html

Russian warship steams toward US destroyers that launched Syria strikes

[Sam Odom]

Sammy is old... have lived a full life

may God have mercy on our souls

[franklee168]

RR...check in bro.

[Auto Donk]

i've got chimp and some holdover ho from my party last night feverishly diggin' a 1950's style nuclear bomb shelter near the back wall of the DonkLand Compound.....

I may go kill some Russian babes that work at the Russian mob-owned titty bar Splendor later this afternoon, before the official bombing starts.....

[Russian Rocket]

business as usual fellas

My Kremlin line is open and accepting international calls, if anyone needs a virtual hug or shoulder to cry on.
Also, if you provide me with your zipcode, I can fax you a map of safe zones in your neighborhood.

[Sam Odom]

RR

let's NOT let this come between us

[JMobile]

So no more SBR bashes?

[Auto Donk]

this place is about to get raided, and for each american that dies today, one russian hooker/mobster/dancer will pay the ultimate price:



recent russian ho who was pinched in a prostitution raid out of Splendor (she may also get sexually assaulted before I off her):




and I'll make this one's face look even more distorted if any US Navy personell die today:





this one I will subject to DonkLand Enhanced Interrogation Measures.....

(waterboarding is not one of them, but no lube anal is at the top of the list):

[Russian Rocket]

RR

let's NOT let this come between us

It never will Sammy

[Auto Donk]

in progress....

[PittsburghPlayer]

I hope this is true and that shit hits the fan.

[Auto Donk]

pullin' into Splendor now.... gonna hit the free buffet, get a few table dances and some stoli shots, and wait to carry out my plan if hostilities escalate between Russia and the US

[brooks85]

lol russia would never attack USA, absolutely nothing to worry about.

[Auto Donk]

lol russia would never attack USA, absolutely nothing to worry about.

dammit.... stop killin' my buzz before I actually even catch it.....

I so want to employ DonkLand Enhanced Interrogation Techniques to this hottie I'm about to drop a twenty on for table dance.......

[daneblazer]

Do bombs explode in safe spaces?

[stevek173]

I hope this is true and that shit hits the fan.

You would, since no one likes you. It'd be an easy way out for you.

[PittsburghPlayer]

You would, since no one likes you. It'd be an easy way out for you.

Hello Sociopath 173. Can we keep the hate to threads that either you or I start, and not clutter the entire forum, plz, ya kunt?
Thx

[Auto Donk]

You would, since no one likes you. It'd be an easy way out for you.

stop this bullshit right now.... this thread is going to go one of two ways..... and you and pitt player carrying your ongoing battle is not one of them....

it's either going to be a blow-by-blow (literally) account of my taking over a Russian owned/operated strip club as part of a war with Russia,

or

it's going to be a sexy, sleazy account of several Russian babes and one US citizen celebrating that WWIII didn't break out over this stupid syrian incident.....

[stevek173]

He's stupid though "automan"

[Auto Donk]

no excuses.... either bring a russian babe to this party or exit the damn thread.....

Opti??? where are you??? you once infracted me for carrying a long-standing problem with waves into some idiot's random thread.....

step up here if either combatant attacks the other here again..... I want to see only russian babes in this thread, and not a bunch of inane poster in-fighting.....

[Bandit]

Donk
meet Anastasyia.....best I could find on such short notice

[miltonschwartz]

[miltonschwartz]

ACE hooker alert

this place is about to get raided, and for each american that dies today, one russian hooker/mobster/dancer will pay the ultimate price:



recent russian ho who was pinched in a prostitution raid out of Splendor (she may also get sexually assaulted before I off her):




and I'll make this one's face look even more distorted if any US Navy personell die today:





this one I will subject to DonkLand Enhanced Interrogation Measures.....

(waterboarding is not one of them, but no lube anal is at the top of the list):

[KVB]

Go get 'em Donk!!!

I offer Daria Konovalova...

[Ra77er]

[Snowball]

http://www.gsradio.net/renseradioarchives/popupplayer.html

[Kermit]

Obama dropped 12,000 bombs and missiles in Syria last year and Russia didn't so anything.

[rkelly110]

I'm with ya Donker! Let me stop by the gas station to get ammo for my leeetle friend. Shoot them ruski's good!

[KVB]

I'm with ya Donker! Let me stop by the gas station to get ammo for my leeetle friend. Shoot them ruski's good!

If you're talking about those little Yellow Jacket pills and firing away at Ruskies like Olga Kurylenko here, then by all means...

[rkelly110]

Nominated.

[TheSideBet]

[Team Ramrod]

Obama dropped 12,000 bombs and missiles in Syria last year and Russia didn't so anything.

difference is they were dropping them on terrorist phuckheads and this time it was Assads regime who Russia is boys with

[recon1]

Not gonna happen just yet, but if it hits the fan, you better be taking iodine, or take a crash course on NBC.

[bobbywaves]

Also, if you provide me with your zipcode, I can fax you a map of safe zones in your neighborhood.

Zip code: 08611
Fax #: 609-FUC-KYOU