Sports Illustratred has lost its F'n Mind....

[Auto Donk]

As long as she keeps her box shaved and clean, I'm all in like a Rudy Ruetigger wager!...

just always remember before venturing "all in" to this cavernous beast, to leave a small trail of bread crumbs to help you find your way back out.....

then again, she'll probabably eat them too..... so youre fukked.....

additionally, as she probably feeds every ten minutes or so, I'm sure a carpet of crumbs is falling from her jaws, snout, whatever that thing is.... so the additional rainfall of crumbs would probably only serve to confuse you and get you further lost inside her.....

while you're in there, some guy lost his keys, as well.... if you find them the two of you can drive out of her together.....

[Da Manster!]

just always remember before venturing "all in" to this cavernous beast, to leave a small trail of bread crumbs to help you find your way back out.....

then again, she'll probabably eat them too..... so youre fukked.....

additionally, as she probably feeds every ten minutes or so, I'm sure a carpet of crumbs is falling from her jaws, snout, whatever that thing is.... so the additional rainfall of crumbs would probably only serve to confuse you and get you further lost inside her.....

while you're in there, some guy lost his keys, as well.... if you find them the two of you can drive out of her together.....

come on, Donkster...I always thought you were a glass "half-full" type of guy...always looking on the bright side of things and being the eternal optimist...Just remember bro, like my old man used to tell me, a stiff dick has no conscience!...

[Da Manster!]

speaking of which...Remember when Mendenhall humped Big Ben?!...

[Auto Donk]

come on, Donkster...I always thought you were a glass "half-full" type of guy...always looking on the bright side of things and being the eternal optimist...Just remember bro, like my old man used to tell me, a stiff dick has no conscience!...

i'm just kiddin' around with this heifer......

and, yah, you're probably right...... if you and I were at the bar drinkin' and she rolled in, I'm sure I'd day "look at that pig!!!!" when we first got a glimpse of her....
but then, as closin' time is rapidly approaching at the end of the night, as I'm walkin' by you with my arm around her, I'll say, "yah..... but she's MY pig......"

[Da Manster!]

i'm just kiddin' around with this heifer......

and, yah, you're probably right...... if you and I were at the bar drinkin' and she rolled in, I'm sure I'd day "look at that pig!!!!" when we first got a glimpse of her....
but then, as closin' time is rapidly approaching at the end of the night, as I'm walkin' by you with my arm around her, I'll say, "yah..... but she's MY pig......"

Now, that's the spirit!!......that's the donk that I've come to know and love!...

[MarBen]

Too fat! :/

[BrickJames]

Who buys this?

[ByeShea]

Sports Illustrated is still in business?

Not for long. Used to be an institution. Now fighting on behalf of fat girls who want to wear skimpy bathing suits.
Liberal corrosion grows more apparent every day.

[Cuse0323]

She belongs in a Buttman Magazine taking a black foot long for all prison inmates to pass around.

[konck]

The picture from behind......ummmm NO

[Mr KLC]

Meet Tara Lynn. At 36, she’s the oldest rookie to pose for Sports Illustrated’s storied swimsuit issue.

“I’m the eldest, as I like to say,” Lynn tells The Post. “I think that sweetens the deal, and I think that is one of the most delicious parts to me.”

The IMG “curve model” and mother of two who lives in Montclair, NJ, was picking up her sons from school when her agent called to give her the news that she’d been chosen for the bikini bible.

“That’s a mind-blowing piece of news to get. I started laughing hysterically for a couple of minutes. It was pure joy,” says the brunette.

“So many of us have these grand goals when we are kids, and as time goes on, we seem to think our opportunities are narrowed down. We can get trapped in the idea that the older we get, the more opportunities are behind us.”

The full-lipped beauty shot the magazine in November — just a year after giving birth to her younger son.

“I wasn’t concerned about getting rid of the baby belly,” she says. Instead, she focused on building strength: “I worked with a trainer to gain muscle. My focus was on fitness.”

[ThaTopMoron]

curve model....

yeah


ok

[miltonschwartz]

Been with way worse than that. Back in 2012 at the olympics got blown by a 300 pound Aussie behind a tool shed in North London. Whenever I hear whole lotta Rosie by AC/DC I think of her. One of best bjs I’ve ever received. This fatty had a real talent. I was just having a smoke out front after a long night of drinking. She came up to me and asked for a cig. I go sure... she recognized my California accent and started going on and on about how Australian guys are fukin pricks. Anyways, about a minute into her bullshit rant I just started imagining all the filthy BBW porn I watched over the years so I could get a boner. Just flat out whipped out my cok and told her I had just gotten in that day and she had the chance to be first hook up of my trip (wasn’t lying). The rest was history. About 2 minutes later I was finished. What a blow! Pretty sure the queen has video of that as there are fukin cameras everywhere in that police state. Good times.

[Esco]

This is called social engineering.

They try and shove these things down our throat, and if we dont accept it they'll try and shame us by calling us bigots or fat shamers

[mikejamm]

You fuks and your women hater-ade. Donk, you know you’d bang that curvy babe in a heartbeat!

To hell with rail thin skinny tooth pick bitches, although they don’t eat much!

Gimme a woman with a little meat on her bones!

[BrickJames]

I dont even think after a full day of drinking I would cut that one out of the heard.

She is disgusting. Looks like someone's wife that sits home all day drinking soda and watching Jerry Springer.

Imagine how she smells.

[newton0038]

U wait till all the ugly twats want a cover shoot. They will sue the ass off SI until they get their troglodite looking mug on a cover.

2020, the year of FUGLY

[mikejamm]

Like you broke dik non pro fuks can afford to be picky. But hey, look on the bright side, she’ll get skinny real quick eating Ramen noodles and living with you in mom’s basement.

[KVB]

Jesus Christ.

I can only assume that next year will be a Lady-boy or a Muslim woman in her full garb on the cover.

I think Kermit called it.

[2daBank]

just always remember before venturing "all in" to this cavernous beast, to leave a small trail of bread crumbs to help you find your way back out.....

then again, she'll probabably eat them too..... so youre fukked.....

additionally, as she probably feeds every ten minutes or so, I'm sure a carpet of crumbs is falling from her jaws, snout, whatever that thing is.... so the additional rainfall of crumbs would probably only serve to confuse you and get you further lost inside her.....

while you're in there, some guy lost his keys, as well.... if you find them the two of you can drive out of her together.....

Holy fukk this had me laughing so hard. Nice work!!

Something wrong w a world where this is frowned upon, it so funny!!

[BrickJames]

Like you broke dik non pro fuks can afford to be picky. But hey, look on the bright side, she’ll get skinny real quick eating Ramen noodles and living with you in mom’s basement.

🙄🙄🙄