Outlaw Women...... DonkLand and Daisy Dukes

[Auto Donk]

"Outlaw Women"....(gotta love em) -- Is the theme of the little shindig/crawfish boil being held at DonlLand today.....


already got the theme song blaring pool side out back.....

Hank Jr., Lynyrd Skynyrd, etc., little nascar later, little drink, plenty of beer, maybe some smoke, and fifty pounds live crawfish to boil.....


oh yah, I almost forgot to mention, dress code for the babes is daisy dukes, boots, and tight, revealing tops......


throw back back party to '79, and like the song above notes, "ridin' high in '79"!!!!


ps.... as most of the women will go "all out" on the theme, waves, seeweed, harry, chi arch, greased lightnin, please come start some shit today..... as "all out" means -- in addition to the obvious -- that the old west type holsters some of these babes will be sportin' on their hips will be carrying loaded side arms ready for your sorry asses to start some shit.....

they already have permission to shoot first and plant evidence later.....

[Auto Donk]

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pick your poison....

or

can't go wrong either way.....


alright, I got crawfish to boil, beer to drink, party favors to disperse, and women to fuk......

Good luck today,..... I'm out!!!

(seeya sometime next week -- this party is gonna last a while....)

[Auto Donk]

First pot of crawfish are steepin' now.........

since I have a moment, I'll improve this thread a bit...........




take five minutes, maybe ten.... and just stare into her eyes as if you and her were the only two people on the planet.....

[Auto Donk]

second pot done.............

or, maybe you're like me and a bit more dominant, and like to assert control........




controlla.... controlla.... yeh.......


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(song fillin' the air outside of DonkLand as I type this......)

[Auto Donk]

little early in the afternoon for this, but a few of the bi-babes that just arrived seem to already be rollin' and like it......


alright... guests here.... NOW I'M DONE!

[Auto Donk]

Sherri says "hi"!!!!

[Harry N. Lloyd]

So let me get this straight, Donk. You're hosting a big shindig with lots of sexy women, wearing daisy dukes and sporting sidearms, with music blaring and crawfish boiling and cold beer flowing---yet somehow you feel the need to race inside to your computer every 15 minutes (like a school girl) to post classic rock songs and s&m videos to your anonymous online degenerate friends......???

You should've held your party next week. The Easter Bunny might've showed up.

[Auto Donk]

wasn't what I'd call a big shin dig by any stretch, five couples and two unicorns.....

I doubt you've heard of this little thing called "wireless internet", but it enables one to check sbr at the outside patio table!!!!

my new imaginary friends with imaginary big were checking out imaginary porn during the party .... AND GET THIS.... it was OUTSIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hairy.... fuk off....

[Auto Donk]

ps, you stupid f'n prick... our two imaginary female friends invited us to go gamble and party with them (and one of the other couples) at this imaginary casino called "L'Auberge" the next two days.....

to kind of keep the imaginary party goin.....

AD

ps... fuk off

[TxAaron]

How did the bugs turn out?

Golden Nugget was poppin' this weekend. Prob going to make another run at it next weekend. Let me know.

[Auto Donk]

tell you what else is poppin' that'd be trout.... my cousin, affectionately known as "RJR" (see my realitios thread), caught a 28" and 25" and several 20" range trout this past weekend.....

his best friend bought a second place in Tiki Island, and they were fishing west f'n bay......

definitely that time of year

[PittsburghPlayer]

yeah, we remember your vid from last year when you fukkers were fishing and while cleaning fish, a woman that was unfamiliar to you asked if she could smoke your pole

if I recall correctly, you thanked her and informed her that you were married

then the vid ended, which means she only gave you a hand-job, ` cause that is not cheating
so long as there is no kissing

[Auto Donk]

yeah, we remember your vid from last year when you fukkers were fishing and while cleaning fish, a woman that was unfamiliar to you asked if she could smoke your pole

if I recall correctly, you thanked her and informed her that you were married

then the vid ended, which means she only gave you a hand-job, ` cause that is not cheating
so long as there is no kissing

your astute memory of that video is almost as keen as my wife's......

I sent her that video later that night, and she was quite inquisitive about it...... and not happy, as well...........

[PittsburghPlayer]

It is well known that there are good honest men here - you, me and hundreds, probably thousands of others... (the "record" does show that I am an honest but not always as kind as I should be human, but that is another thread, some other day).

hey, did you read in one of 173`s threads that I have a man-crush on you? would you please inform him that,
that was last year when you, Illuminated and a bunch of others tried to pull me out of a heavy depression,? Thx

getting closer to posting here what that was all about, as I have a Court date next month in MA, the saga continues
and by the grace of ... a very competent attorney that is going bury these motherfukkers!

at the beginning of the post, my intentions were to ask your wife to consider taking the word of all good men here - that we have never seen you even approach the line that would negatively affect your marriage vows
unless we are talking "the line" of what is in good taste!



most of us cross that line with some frequency !

[stevek173]

You're also not pro, with 6163 points which is almost as stupid as your posts.

Donk, I just saw this thread and it is excellent.

Nice work sir.

[PittsburghPlayer]

You're also not pro, with 6163 points which is almost as stupid as your posts. Donk, I just saw this thread and it is excellent.Nice work sir.

and 173 just took a shit in it
he notice because I posted in it

41 yr old stalking loser



fukking twat face TROLL

[stevek173]

I seriously doubt I have a twat face.

[PittsburghPlayer]

I seriously doubt I have a twat face.

While you doubt it, you continue to confirmed it

and most of us here agree, that you are just too delusional to know it

best of luck

ya kid "chaser"

to a 41 yr old, 17 and 18 yr olds are STILL KIDS

grow up

[stevek173]

PP, how many times have you been called a tool and walked away from in your life?

I'm guessing hundreds in high school, at least a dozen in college (if you went) and more than ten times since.

[PittsburghPlayer]

PP, how many times have you been called a tool and walked away from in your life?I'm guessing hundreds in high school, at least a dozen in college (if you went) and more than ten times since.

from a 173 a person 1 paycheck away from homelessness and already on gov`t assistance...
recently arrested and owes a cute chick cash
(stands to reason that she is, as you are a self admitted handsome fukk-face)



to a man sitting on a leather sofa in his own home, that is mortgage free, and my greatest concern is whether or not I will have a beer with lunch today

why not? my work around the house is complete think I will shower and go out for lunch and a beer
your sorry ass has motivated me to get the fukk away from you

Chief Fk Fc




my life sucks mad balls every minute of every day

[stevek173]

Did u have a beer w lunch?

[Harry N. Lloyd]

Boy, this thread sure de-escalated fast.....

[PittsburghPlayer]

Boy, this thread sure de-escalated fast.....

indeed, with every appearance 173 makes

[PittsburghPlayer]

Did u have a beer w lunch?

a beer means two beers fool

whatever it takes to stay "under the limit"

it is what responsible adults,

that can afford lunch that is not paid for by the gov`t do

[stevek173]

Damn

Just wanted to know about beer no need to go freak show on me

Wont ask again

You r very angry person I hope things get better for u

[PittsburghPlayer]

DamnJust wanted to know about beer no need to go freak show on meWont ask againYou r very angry person I hope things get better for u

No freak show, not angry fukk-face

Just that I detest white-trash.

[stevek173]

Definitely freak show stuff, and weird.

Don't beat yourself up too badly man. You're not white trash. You're just lonely because youre not very smart, handsome or good at anything and you're generally a dude people find corny and annoying.

[Bostongambler]

Definitely freak show stuff, and weird.

Don't beat yourself up too badly man. You're not white trash. You're just lonely because youre not very smart, handsome or good at anything and you're generally a dude people find corny and annoying.

Says the 54 year old creep who posts from the library and who doesn't have a pot to piss in or two nickels to rub together.

[PittsburghPlayer]

Definitely freak show stuff, and weird.Don't beat yourself up too badly man. You're not white trash. You're just lonely because youre not very smart, handsome or good at anything and you're generally a dude people find corny and annoying.

another burial by the 41 yr old that has nothing in common with adult women,
so he chases little girls that are in middle and high school

the forums "broke-dikk" "pro"
kid kissing fukk face

[stevek173]

None of thats true meanie mcmeanpants

U corny bad

[Auto Donk]

wow, just made it in from Louisiana and read this thread for the first time since we took the Daisy Duke Party over to L'auberge in Lake Charles, and find this.....

I'm too damn worn out from all the fun/activities/gambling/etc. with our two new imaginary friends to even respond to the brawl that has now ventured into this thread.....

and harry, I'll fly you in for the next theme-oriented crawfish boil I have, so you can see such imaginary friends, their imaginary daisy dukes (or other imaginary clothing consistent with the imaginary theme of the imaginary party), and the imaginary fun we have......

when you go back with the imaginary photos you take of such imaginary friends, you can tell this imaginary forum that it was indeed NOT imaginary, and that you are now my NON-imaginary BITCH.......

[stevek173]

Sup automan hope u had a great trip automan

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I want to try a crawfish boil