Got a call from an old friend in S. Texas today, reminisced about the "good ol days" of huntin' a small ranch between Hebronville and San Diego, Tx.....
From 1982 - 1994, this place is where I did it all during deer season.... Mother F'n Jesse's Place on the main drag in Realitos, Texas......
sold bobcats here once to the only openly gay s. tex. mexican at the time, drank underage, banged the local store owner's daughter, gave my cousin the nickname "Rim Job Rick" after her cousin rimmed out my cousin during the S. Texas Rut, and, of course, killed a lot of deer on our place barely a mile down the road...... whole lotta fun in such a small town.....
f'n owner --Jesse Guerra -- owned the ranch next to ours, and was a poaching mo fo..... he finally got a nice buck off his shithole 100 acres next to our whoppin' 810 acres, and was so proud of it he strapped to his old maroon chevy truck's hood and drove it up and down mainstreet for a f'n week -- by the time he took it off it was pretty much jerky.....
I may retire to Realitos...... always have a soft spot -- and, come to think of it, a hard spot -- for that little South Texas town.....
photo of Donk during the Realitos Era:
From 1982 - 1994, this place is where I did it all during deer season.... Mother F'n Jesse's Place on the main drag in Realitos, Texas......
sold bobcats here once to the only openly gay s. tex. mexican at the time, drank underage, banged the local store owner's daughter, gave my cousin the nickname "Rim Job Rick" after her cousin rimmed out my cousin during the S. Texas Rut, and, of course, killed a lot of deer on our place barely a mile down the road...... whole lotta fun in such a small town.....
f'n owner --Jesse Guerra -- owned the ranch next to ours, and was a poaching mo fo..... he finally got a nice buck off his shithole 100 acres next to our whoppin' 810 acres, and was so proud of it he strapped to his old maroon chevy truck's hood and drove it up and down mainstreet for a f'n week -- by the time he took it off it was pretty much jerky.....
I may retire to Realitos...... always have a soft spot -- and, come to think of it, a hard spot -- for that little South Texas town.....
photo of Donk during the Realitos Era:
