Strictly physical or is there more?
Smart? Sweet? Tall or short? Smoker or non smoker? Fat? Younger?
Smart? Sweet? Tall or short? Smoker or non smoker? Fat? Younger?
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At this point in my life it's net worth
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weeder, stick to the ones that don't shit on the awning.....
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YES:
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Someone who's not gonna fuk the mailmanComment -
Big
Also, Someone who's not gonna fuk the mailmanComment -
Small tittied, BDF girlie that shits on awnings (or anywhere, really) and will not only fukk the mailman... but all his friends, too. Hell, is SBR Jackie Blew still around? -- might be a criteria winner.Comment -
She needs to be respectful appreciative and obedient.
She needs to keep her fukking mouth shut, keep the house clean and keep food on the table.
She needs to make you bust a nut at least once a day.
That is all.Comment -
good buttComment -
She has to have no problem signing an ironclad prenump and it would be nice if she has a job or own career herself.. Works out, eats right and takes care of herself.. Smart and with a good heart.. Has to be tall like me as well... Cute but not hot is ok with me..
That's what I need personally if I would ever consider marrying.. I'm ok with just dating though.. Love my privacy, alone time to watch and gamble on sports.. Don't need someone nagging me..Comment -
What I have turned down
1) Wasn't attracted enough
2) Past sexual history too active
3) Kid or Kids (but more open now, perhaps)
4) Only speaks Spanish
5) Black Haitian spoke little English.
6) Lived too far away
7) Hated her best friend, broke off early
8) Bisexual
9) Married
10) Too talkative I mean almost never is quiet
11) Didn't like my drinking/smoking
12) Money/Drugs chaser
Looking back I can think of at least 3-4 I could have married
and been happier than I am today.. but I'm not gonna lose sleep over it.
If I get married I want a woman who thinks of herself as apart from society
and is not too involved in it (no career woman!), I want a backwoods do-it-yourself type.
I am also open to women who don't speak English very well because
with today's technology that can be worked around a lot easier !Comment -
Most important? that is obvious
a clean snapper
after that, she must have her own life/career(or the ambition to suck some dick while pursuing one)
slim/in shape/good looking is a mustComment -
For wife, it's the only possible reply.Originally posted by JIBBBYAt this point in my life it's net worth...Comment -
Some wanted to know about my 3 wives, not much to say but here is a brief summary.
Wife 1: Met her when I was 16 after I got thrown out of school for running football tickets business, she was nice, Italian and smart. We dated for 2 years and at 18 got married. She liked the big shot image I had, the minks I wore, the rolls of money I always had and my lovemaking was excellent back then. I could last like 10 minutes. Well of course it went bad due to my cheating with women from the Jazz club I hung in, it was strange girls back them loved guys with minks so I banged everything. We got divorced and went our own ways.
Wife 2: This was an arranged marriage because she was Indian, she had a crush on me for years when I use to walk by her pad and her family liked me. I was more of a nice guy type with her because she was quiet and conservative. I guess she begged her parents to arrange a marriage even though I was not Indian and I think they thought I was rich so they gave into her. It was a big wedding but most people there were Indian as we did it her families way. She was a nice girl too and in college. She was pretty also. So she moved into my pad and it was ok for a while, the lovemaking was not that good because they really only have sex to have kids and I did not want any. She would give me hand jobs every night while I watched porn so I could get off. I think she hated this but wanted to please me. Well I went broke with her and she sold her car and jewerly so I could pay of the sharks and books ( I did pay her back after the marriage went bad) . It worked for a little bit but she eventually got sick of my lifestyle and it ended. She moved back home and we got divorced. She was a good kid too. My bad.
wife 3: Hot as fukkin hell, black woman I met in a jazz club in Newark. Wow!! 5-5, 180 or so and hot body and dreads. I pumped her with money all the time and she had a mink too. We did everything together and she liked the gambling screne. I thought I was in love and this was the one forever. All she wanted to do is party, gamble and fuk all night. She loved me but get this ...it only did not work because of my performance in bed, sex meant a lot to her and I was not humg like black guys who are like 8 inches and thick. I was 2.5 inches and kind of thin but knew how to use it. Well basically at night I think she faked it and I had trouble lasting more than 2 minutes and always had trouble staying inside her, the thing always came out and we had to stop ever 5 seconds and she got frustrated. I do not go down on women either so she basically did it herself every night and I watched . I knew this was not going to last because of the sex, she needed a bigger guy and we parted on friendly terms.
You see always trouble with women even if not gambling. I am happier now without them and just as easy to watch porn (3000 tape collection) using a shaftmaster to get off and hookers once in a while.
Stay single and gamble and you will be happier.Comment -
Top TEN funniest post EVER
fukking classic
not a word of it true, still, funny as fukkComment -
not everyone on the internet is a do nothing brokedikkOriginally posted by PittsburghPlayer
just cause you can't fathom having a life, doesn't make it not trueComment -
I was being sarcasticOriginally posted by reigle9
Suck ballzComment -
I'll start with the ones I agree with on here, then add a few
- Clean snapper
- Somebody who won't F the mailman
- Will respect me for the minks I wear at the jazz club
And...
- Attractive -- I'm not going to be with somebody I don't want to fukk really bad.
- Into fitness -- this one pays for itself over and over. Doesn't have to be super into it, but makes it a part of her life in some way.
- Knows when to be quiet -- this sounds misogynistic, but I get distracted super easily, and really really like my peace and quiet. She has to at least respect that and sense when I need to be left alone.
- Financially literate -- obvious. So no Latina women.
- Not controlling -- but I can usually sniff this one out early
- Considerate -- goes a long way
- Not wanting a baby -- because I'm not giving her one
Seems like a lot on paper, but it's not hard to be all of these things if you're a solid chick and in a good place in your life. The no baby one is tougher, but they're out there, believe me.Comment -
“The great question… which I have not been able to answer is...
What does a woman want?”
~~~~~FreudComment -
Big Tits
And
36-24-36Comment -
The most common sense request of all time.... yet every woman smells like a dumpster.Originally posted by Ralphie Halves
What I don't get... don't these women talk with other women? And say... what works... and what doesn't work? Or say hey... do men care? Of course we care! lol
I mean come on... every woman had to be in at least 1 situation in which a guy didn't call them back after sex.... because YOUR GASH SMELLED LIKE A DUMPSTER ON FIRE.
Do these women think we wouldn't notice or something?
It's an absolute joke when I'm nervous to take a girl's panties off now because I'm going to get some odd FUNK whiff in my face. I honestly dread it.
You have to look for 18-20 year olds now.... better odds that they are clean as a whistle.Comment -
Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDoBig
Also, Someone who's not gonna fuk the mailman
sign her up.....
ps...isn't the gecko a mail man?
this big tittied babe would never bang him..... she might run to me in fear of that prick when he shows to drop off her publisher's clearning house entry, due to his hideous looks and black hoodComment -
Features: In today's age, does she have a vagina.
Qualities: Is she breathing.Comment -
Seawart your Hoe Moe threads should be banned until you become a pro
Making stupid threads just for views is all you do
next thread
Do you like the color Red over Blue?Comment -
Seems like an amazing fun broad. Wish more were like herOriginally posted by Auto Donk
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If you need someone else to make you happy you're unoriginal and an empty vessel of a being.Comment -
A good mental connection
Someone I can snuggle with and talk about the universe
She starts with a hand job and we make love all night, collapse in each others arms
I wake up and she has me tied up and is smacking the sh*t outta me
Like it when they choke me when I'm about to popComment -
she can hit 55% clipComment -
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MoneyOriginally posted by TheGoldenGooseComment -
She really does seem to have have a very positive perspective about life.Originally posted by TheMoneyShotSeems like an amazing fun broad. Wish more were like herComment -
i guess she qualifies:Originally posted by jtoler
(not only has a vagina, but wears one too, to let you know she does, and already feels as if she's subserviant to you, as well, according to her sign)Comment -
Has to be good at pegging, once a month or so.
Must love lesbo porn. Must be bi. No male friends. Must like strip club.
Most want to snort coke off my balls.
Must have money.
Must be a good cook, or can afford to hire one.Comment -
and has to not be intimidated by theOriginally posted by stevek173 you put on/wear (or may have implanted into your chest if you go as far as bruce jenner) during such peggings....
especially if your rack is bigger than hers.....Comment -
The two that night took turns pegging me and simulating f*cking my rack, I was like what is even happening, one behind the other doing her and her doing my rack
Was weird but they finished me nicely so it was cool
I'm a little frightened of them but there's something strangely exciting about it, they punch hardComment -
did they spit roast you, and make you go ass to mouth on their strap-ons......
if not, they are pure bush league.....
for your sake, I hope you didn't have a Whopperito for lunch earlier in the day......
as bad as those are goin' in, I'm sure they taste 100x times as bad coming out, and I bet you'd have a hard time staying hard if one of them pulled out of your ass and immediately placed a half ass whoppertio-covered chocostick down your throat.....Comment
