And lastly, in the trifecta of stupidity today, there is hope for JJ Gold yet.......

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we've all seen JJ's situation......


if you haven't, a "small" reminder.....




but now, there is hope for our beloved mascot.......


THE RHINO!!!!!!!!!!!!



NO, not this rhino:






but rather, THIS RHINO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

good luck JJ.....


I didn't watch past the part where he mentions a "no slip plug".......


so, I don't know if this plug goes inside your junk like some sort of half-ass catheter or not..... but that shit could be painful if it does.......