Where's AutoDolph when you truly need him??? Cruise Ship nearly hits whales....

[Auto Donk]

I guess these two jet skiing babes weren't "fishy-smellin'" enough to get AutoDolph's attention, but he could have gone straight-up Flipper and saved these dumbasses without all the drama.....

as suspected, when I pulled the vid from AutoDolph's go-pro camera taken at the time the cruise ship was running over the jet skis, it told the tale.....




AutoDolph is a pro at popping up when you most expect him......

now you no longer have to wonder what babes are doin' when you see them lined up on a dock, smiles on their faces, danglin' their wide-spread legs in the water, patiently waiting for some action......

[Auto Donk]

AutoDolph shoots....


AutoDolph scores!!!!!






















once you go AutoDolph, you never go back:




Just last night, leavin' AutoDolph's private pool down at DonkLand Galveston:





tho AutoDolph had to settle for Sloppy Seconds (note the "I heart Donk" tshirt she's still wearing from her prior encounter of the evening, four and a half minutes prior to entering AutoDolph's pool), he didn't seem to mind.....

[rkelly110]

Can't read the I heart. Screwed by huge bumps.

[Auto Donk]

Can't read the I heart. Screwed by huge bumps.

which, by the way, is a good problem to have when women are wearing your shirt and coming out of a pool soaking wet......

[TheGoldenGoose]

[Auto Donk]

Proud father-to-be AutoDolph:



I told him 7 months before this photo was taken that the hott babe he was braggin' that he "just couldn't pull out of" was probably gonna hit him up for some child support, and thus he should immediately swim the fuk out of there and find another port to hang out around and fuk babes at for a while, til the heat blew over....