can anybody trust this guy????
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I have never had The Clapper. Had the Clap at one point from a skank out West and I was trying to clap it out while in the gym locker room, she was certainly worth it though - from what I can remember. I was trying to clap out what you have to clap out when you have the Clap one time in the gym locker room and an older gentleman coming out of the shower started dancing around and thanking me then suddenly the lights went out. I assumed they had The Clapper for the sake of a more tolerable memory than that of him turning the lights out for an intimate moment. I got what I could and sprinted out of there, forgetting my sweatpants. I was in my boxers and had no idea my pecker was dangling in the cold wind and some college girls started laughing at me and I screamed "I was in the pool!". They only laughed harder so I just ran, ran and ran.
About a week later I noticed the older gentleman there with his daughter, she was wearing my sweatpants. She looked at me and giggled and said softly "the pool - yeah right".
So no, I've never had The Clapper, but I thought that ordeal was worthy of speaking of based on your question.
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Didn't get it yet. Still not sold on that clap on, clap off shit.Comment -
The Clapper can be dangerous...... if it's not lying about surveiling innocent americans under the guise of gathering "foreign intelligence," it can also cause you pacemaker to stop inadvertantly, as the old hag at the end of this commercial proves -- she flat out killed herself using the damn thing:
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Wondering why I never saw her after.The Clapper can be dangerous...... if it's not lying about surveiling innocent americans under the guise of gathering "foreign intelligence," it can also cause you pacemaker to stop inadvertantly, as the old hag at the end of this commercial proves -- she flat out killed herself using the damn thing:
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This bitch in New Orleans. As soon as I smelled that rotten thing I knew I should take 2 minutes to go down to the lobby and get a rubber but alas I did notComment -
ol robin box .....
thnks dwiilly.... just regurigitated acidic shit up into my mouth.....
when da pussy smells like a three-day old dead robin rotting away in the front yard (i.e., "robin box"), you know it's not going to end well.....Comment -
and, we all know one K-ho who her ex husband claimed to be rather rancid/smelly in the crotchal region:
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that sour look on her face tells me she herself is gettin' a whiff of her nasty nether regions even on the red carpet, as the photo above was taken......
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Holy Sh*t!!!!
apparently havin' a box that smells like a three-day post mortem rotten robin runs in the family:
http://www.judiciaryreport.com/ray_j...mells_very_bad.
Ray J And Reggie Bush Agree Kim Kardashian's Vagina Smells Very Bad
"Keeping Up With The Kardashians" reality star Kim Kardashian, who is currently married to rapper, Kanye West, is being humiliated by two of her ex-boyfriends. Reality star Ray J and U.S. football player, Reggie Bush, made public statements that indicate she has serious vaginal odor problems. Ray J did an interview where he stated Kardashian's vagina smells really bad, "
“I went to the doctor and I asked the doctor, “'Look, check me first. Okay, I’m good? What’s up with my girlfriend’s coochie? It’s ridiculous!” He said, “Look, an older dude just walked in here and was like, ‘my wife’s vagina smells so bad … it’s unbearable. What do I do?” He said, “The first thing you do is tell ’em. Tell ’em that it smells bad.”
And I was like, “How? There’s no way that I could.” I jumped up and was like, “Can you call her?” Cuz I can’t take this no more. I mean, I told my sister. I told Brandy, and then she came back at me and I was like, ‘I can’t never forget that p***y was stinky.” And then I was like, “I know, well just chill.” Because that was a problem with MB, with Miss B. But when I told KK … that was it. And that p***y was fresh. She went and … it was … most of the time, it was a yeast infection."
Then, Bush posted an item on the website Instagram that stated, "I know you’re the one because the smell of your vagina doesn’t make me gag."
In the September 16, 2014 Judiciary Report article "Love And Hip Hop Hollywood Is Full Of Fights And Vaginal Odor Complaints" the site stated on the subject of vaginal odor, "Princess took photos of the items, among them Monistat (a vaginal yeast infection cream) and Vagisil (a vaginal wash) and used the photos to insult Teairra. Princess began mocking Teairra stating in a crude manner that she has vaginal odor problems, referring to her vagina as 'stinky.' Teairra countered it is from sleeping with a man Princess had sex with, Ray J, which would imply she passed on a bacteria that permeates his sperm. It's very low brow that a reality show has resorted to trading barbs about vaginal odor for ratings, when it indicates a gynecological issue, as the vagina is not supposed to 'stink.'"
no telling how bad that old ho Kris Jenner smells.....
or maybe it's all the week's old skizzum deposited by various BBC's left in their vents to rot.......
definitely pass on goin' down on a jenner/kardashiho.....
on an editorial note, how low did f'n Reggie Bush set the bar for his next woman when he blasts out on Instagram "I know you’re the one because the smell of your vagina doesn’t make me gag."
hahahahahahha!!!!!!!!!!!
apparently, reggie's emotional fallout/repercussions from dealing with Kim K's stinky hole(s) has even lead to a greeting card:
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One final note on robin box....
when relaying my first -- and only really, really bad case of it -- robin box experience to my then-wife and a friend of hers over drinks, the friend blurts out "OH NO!!!! I THINK I MIGHT HAVE ROBIN BOX!!!"
To which I calmly replied -- and then almost got the shit kicked out of me beneath the table by me then-wife -- "Trust me, if YOU think you have it, it's too f'n late -- you definitely do!!!!"Comment -
Robin box just sounds too tame
More like opossum boxComment -
More like month old roadkill box.Comment -
Even my beloved AutoDolph has been subjected to robin box.....
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I've dabbled with my share of puss and only have had had one bad experience. My first ex fiancee was just off the rag and I was down on her and blood clot came out. What a reward for being a trooper, right?
I almost threw up.
One of many reasons she is disgusting both on the inside and outside.Comment -
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don't be a puss, stevie.... I once, with full knowledge of my gf's being on the rag, went down on her, found the string, pulled it out, sucked it dry like some sort of half-ass "dracula's teabag", then hurled it across the room, where it stuck to one of the walls of DonkLand's master bedroom suite.....
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What a sweet gesture of love
You're a true romantic, donkerComment -
I almost got it in Asia in Nam era. She said "I luv u long time" and I realized quick, a short time would have been sufficient. PassComment -
One of the more bizarre threads we've seen.Comment -
yep... needs to be improved......
that should do the trick.....Comment -
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I remember the Clapper commercials back in the day,use to see them on all the time.
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