A Numbers Question.... Does this count as one, or two?

BiTeMe UsAdOj · 02-13-17, 07:01 PM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

so, you go out to the bar, you pick up a 27 year old babe with only one vagina, but two heads and two different names, abigail and brittany.....

you pound the shit out of her/them.... do you get two notches on the bed post, or only one?

Having read Wilt Chamberlain's Official Scoreboard Tally book years ago, I feel qualified to answer:

You get official credit for one... UNLESS, you also go pooper... in which case it definitely counts as two (you get "prison pussy pooper" credit due to the 2 heads, as the cons in The Yard would respect the derring-do of it all).

Wilt mentioned just throat-fukkin counts as zero notches -- he wrote that was akin to putting in a slam dunk over Tiny Nate Archibald after time expired. Not impressive, doesn't count.

Auto Donk · 02-13-17, 07:04 PM

so it's two....

no question even necessary as to whether I'm goin' back door......

you simply can't let the only two-headed bitch(es) you've ever picked up for a one-nighter leave the next morning without having 3-4 million of your potential offspring die a smelly death deep in her/their rectum.....

plus, the photo only shows us 1/1,000,000th of how annoying this two-headed bitch(es) can be...... they deserve to get their ass tore up.....

BiTeMe UsAdOj · 02-13-17, 07:09 PM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

so it's two....you simply can't let the only two-headed bitch(es) you've ever picked up for a one-nighter leave the next morning without having 3-4 million of your potential offspring die a smelly death deep in her/their rectum.....
plus, the photo only shows us 1/1,000,000th of how annoying this two bitches can be...... they deserve to get their ass tore up.....

"I like the way you think... I'm gonna be watching you."

semibluff · 02-13-17, 07:15 PM

I'd be more interested in trying to get 1 drunk whilst keeping the other completely sober - just out of curiosity.
My life priorities are all screwed up.

DiggityDaggityDo · 02-13-17, 07:19 PM

Good luck, Donker!

Report back!

RGG · 02-13-17, 07:45 PM

Originally posted by semibluff

I'd be more interested in trying to get 1 drunk whilst keeping the other completely sober - just out of curiosity.
My life priorities are all screwed up.

lol that would be interesting.

Notorious_Donk · 02-13-17, 08:39 PM

That only counts as one Donk. Stop trying to inflate your numbers. One pussy, one notch

Eddy Munny · 02-13-17, 09:45 PM

It counts as one threesome.

BiTeMe UsAdOj · 02-13-17, 10:54 PM

Originally posted by Notorious_Donk

That only counts as one Donk. Stop trying to inflate your numbers. One pussy, one notch

Originally posted by Eddy Munny

It counts as one threesome.

Even Jeanie Buss agrees:

"Hells yeah counts 2 with the pooper!"

Bostongambler · 02-13-17, 11:31 PM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

so it's two....

no question even necessary as to whether I'm goin' back door......

you simply can't let the only two-headed bitch(es) you've ever picked up for a one-nighter leave the next morning without having 3-4 million of your potential offspring die a smelly death deep in her/their rectum.....

plus, the photo only shows us 1/1,000,000th of how annoying this two-headed bitch(es) can be...... they deserve to get their ass tore up.....

She must work out 💪 .

Auto Donk · 02-14-17, 10:42 AM

Originally posted by semibluff

I'd be more interested in trying to get 1 drunk whilst keeping the other completely sober - just out of curiosity.
My life priorities are all screwed up.

holy shit!!!!

i NEED to find a THREE-HEADED HO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The exponential rise in the kinked out possibilities of givin' all three a unique "high" and taggin' away is beyond awesome!!!!

imagine the possibilities!!!!

get one high on X, rolling her ass off, while other drops a hit of acid, or smokes some bad ass aeroponic weed.....

or have one coked up, the other on "G"......

both on X.... making out with each other!!!!

shit

Auto Donk · 02-14-17, 10:46 AM

ps... trying to get back to focusing on work, but the prosepect of one on X, the other on acid, is so off the chain.....

one is kissing you passionately while her soaked pussy is gushing everywhere, telling you how much she loves you, while the other is trippin' and trying to claw your eyes out despite you being buried in her pussy as well, with her hallucinating you to be some sort of Beezlebub figure who is fukkin' her sister to death while converting her to the dark side.......

StackinGreen · 02-14-17, 11:54 AM

Which one feels it? I'm wondering what kind of spinal cord(s) is there

HAPPY BOY · 02-14-17, 06:05 PM

easy donk..if you bang em its one..a BJ its two..next

SharpAngles · 02-14-17, 07:27 PM

Head game out of control