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  • Seaweed
    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
    • 01-19-12
    • 26320

    #1
    Question About Public Decency: Is It Bad To Use A Stall Right Next to Somebody To Poo
    Lets say there are 3 stalls and someone is doing business in the middle.

    Or lets say its you in middle

    Do you think it is wrong for someone to use the next stall over to poo?

    Would you?

    What do you do?

    I hate hearing the person next to me
  • Smoke
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 10-09-09
    • 48111

    #2
    Depends

    Is there a hole in the wall saer?
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    • gummo
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 09-04-06
      • 6298

      #3
      Only applies to urinals. Assuming one is a handicapped stall it would only be appropriate to use the one next to you.
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      • GUMMO77
        SBR Hall of Famer
        • 08-23-10
        • 9294

        #4
        Use the stall next to someone else and extend your leg under to the neighboring loaf cutter, tap his foot and wait for his response. You do this to show you're to gay.
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        • VeggieDog
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 02-21-09
          • 7206

          #5
          Of course you can drop a deuce. That's what the freakin toilet is for. Who gives a damn if there's someone in the next stall? If he doesn't want to hear you grunting or smell your turds, he should have stayed home.
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          • packerd_00
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 05-22-13
            • 17846

            #6
            Seaweed I thought you stopped doing these silly threads.
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            • themike78
              SBR MVP
              • 07-01-13
              • 4883

              #7
              Who the fuk takes a shit in a public bathroom? Do that at your house. Only homeless people shit in a public bathroom. Pissing fine because it's more frequent. Something wrong with shitting in a public bathroom.
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              • funnyb25
                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                • 07-09-09
                • 39663

                #8
                Originally posted by themike78
                Who the fuk takes a shit in a public bathroom? Do that at your house. Only homeless people shit in a public bathroom. Pissing fine because it's more frequent. Something wrong with shitting in a public bathroom.
                This is silly...some people do venture more than 20 yards from their home for the day and need to chit in a public bathroom
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                • funnyb25
                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                  • 07-09-09
                  • 39663

                  #9
                  Personally, I don't care who is in there....I go in there to take a chit, not make friends

                  BOL
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                  • Seaweed
                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                    • 01-19-12
                    • 26320

                    #10
                    Originally posted by funnyb25
                    Personally, I don't care who is in there....I go in there to take a chit, not make friends

                    BOL
                    What if a friend is nextdoor and he starts a convo
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                    • funnyb25
                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                      • 07-09-09
                      • 39663

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Seaweed
                      What if a friend is nextdoor and he starts a convo
                      Is this why u didn't renew? Paying off people to not chit while ur in there?
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                      • DiggityDaggityDo
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 11-30-08
                        • 81463

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Smoke
                        Depends

                        Is there a hole in the wall saer?
                        What's the hole for, Smokey???
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                        • DiggityDaggityDo
                          SBR Aristocracy
                          • 11-30-08
                          • 81463

                          #13
                          And to answer the question... always use the stall next to the occupied stall. You may run our of TP and need to borrow from your neighbor.
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                          • tony_come
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 03-31-10
                            • 21695

                            #14
                            Just scream while you're in there. He will leave
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                            • funnyb25
                              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                              • 07-09-09
                              • 39663

                              #15
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                              • DiggityDaggityDo
                                SBR Aristocracy
                                • 11-30-08
                                • 81463

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Smoke
                                Depends

                                Is there a hole in the wall saer?
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                                • astro61200
                                  SBR MVP
                                  • 09-15-07
                                  • 4843

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
                                  Why is the toilet paper on the wrong way?
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                                  • Auto Donk
                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                    • 09-03-13
                                    • 43572

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Seaweed
                                    Lets say there are 3 stalls and someone is doing business in the middle.

                                    Or lets say its you in middle

                                    Do you think it is wrong for someone to use the next stall over to poo?

                                    Would you?

                                    What do you do?

                                    I hate hearing the person next to me
                                    he's at it again.... key the haiiku.....



                                    And, what seeweed is really getting at here, by trying to tell people never to take a shit in a stall next to another guy, is "hey, I'm trying to suck kahk or get it in the back side from guys crusing public restrooms, and if you come in and take a shit in the stall next to me, you're really going to kill the ambiance of having anonymous sex with another guy in public, so please move a few stalls down. It's really hard to bust a nut if a guy in the stall on the opposite side of your lover is pinching a loaf and the odor is flowing into your stall."


                                    Seeweed went soft when this guy rolled into the stall on his right, while he was gettin' it in the arse thru a glory hole in the stall to his left:


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                                    • 5mike5
                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                      • 09-21-11
                                      • 52141

                                      #19
                                      Has to be a downright emergency for me to ever poo in a public restroom

                                      its disgusting
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                                      • Auto Donk
                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                        • 09-03-13
                                        • 43572

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by 5mike5
                                        Has to be a downright emergency for me to ever poo in a public restroom

                                        its disgusting
                                        very true....

                                        I once had to do so down near the french quarter, while in new orleans with my wife, and hustled into one in a mall right near the riverfront next to old jax brewery, and found myself among a nest of seeweed-types that were apparently using the mens public restroom as a defacto gaybar.....

                                        I knew something was up when a bunch of guys were kind of standing around with very little movement or usage of the facilities.....

                                        fortunately one of the three shitters was open, and I hustled in..... Immediately see a guy leering into my stall via the little crack between the door and the wall, and see two sets of shoes in the stall next to mine......

                                        at that point, I let the raw oysters and hurricanes and blackened voodoos I'd ate and drank the night before loose, in what can best be described as "a horrible case of the squirts"......

                                        the place, which was a relatively small little mall bathroom with only three-four stalls, was empty by the time I finished wiping....
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                                        • 5mike5
                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                          • 09-21-11
                                          • 52141

                                          #21
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                                          • DiggityDaggityDo
                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                            • 11-30-08
                                            • 81463

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Auto Donk
                                            very true....

                                            I once had to do so down near the french quarter, while in new orleans with my wife, and hustled into one in a mall right near the riverfront next to old jax brewery, and found myself among a nest of seeweed-types that were apparently using the mens public restroom as a defacto gaybar.....

                                            I knew something was up when a bunch of guys were kind of standing around with very little movement or usage of the facilities.....

                                            fortunately one of the three shitters was open, and I hustled in..... Immediately see a guy leering into my stall via the little crack between the door and the wall, and see two sets of shoes in the stall next to mine......

                                            at that point, I let the raw oysters and hurricanes and blackened voodoos I'd ate and drank the night before loose, in what can best be described as "a horrible case of the squirts"......

                                            the place, which was a relatively small little mall bathroom with only three-four stalls, was empty by the time I finished wiping....


                                            I hate when mother fukkers stare at you through the cracks between the door and the wall.
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