My apologies to Seeweed.....

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  • Auto Donk
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 09-03-13
    • 43558

    #1
    My apologies to Seeweed.....
    after re-reviewing all the evidence with the keen eye of an attorney (one who wasn't inebriated with scotch, this time), I realize my evaluation of the evidence may not have been -- at this early stage of the investigation -- as 100 percent accurate and undisputable as I originally thought....

    So, like the Boulder, Colorado D.A. that issued an apology to the guilty family members in the John Benet Ramsey murder case for lack of conclusive evidence of their involvement in the crime, I too must similarly issue an apology to SBR resident gecko/man Seeweed.

    Seeweed, I hope you can understand why the early pronouncements of your guilt were made, given the following report published by ABC News, which said in pertinent part:

    "As Canadians from coast to coast held vigils in just about every major city a former classmate tells ABC news that Bissonnette was very conservative politically and described him as anti-immigrant. A neighbor of the alleged gunman telling me Bissonnette was always alone, didn't appear to have any friends and never went to parties. Bissonnette is said to have been dressed in black wearing a ski mask shouting as he entered the men's section of that mosque Sunday night." -- Gio Benitez, ABC News Reporter

    Even a cursory glance of the ABC report certainly would indicate to any reasonable person that a loner with no friends who never attends parties and wears an idiotic black hood and shouts as he enters gay bars did the crime.....

    and, similarly, everyone who knows your ass knows you to be a loner with no friends who never attends parties and wears an idiotic black hood and shouts as he enters gay bars....

    so, you can see why I, like the Boulder, Colorado D.A.'s office "rushed to judgment" before all the forenzic evidence has been collected, examined and tested to confirm your involvement in the crime. And I apologize to you for that....

    AD

    but still, look at how f'n accurate the descriptions above are, in describing this:



    -- always alone..... check!

    -- hideous..... check!

    -- no friends.... check!

    -- loser.... check!

    -- dresses in black.... check!

    -- never goes to parties..... check!

    -- wears idiotic black hood/ski mask.... check!

    -- serpent-like elongated murderer's pupils.... check!

    -- gay.... check! (not that there's anything wrong with that)

    -- lives in his mom's basement.... check! (there's a helluva lot WRONG with this)

    -- cruises gay bars for hook ups/devours kahk meat sandwhiches at the "buffet" at such bars.... check!

    -- yells alot/makes stupid threads yelling for attention.... check!


    thus, one can certainly see how if an honest mistake was made in identifying you as the killer, it was nevertheless a reasonable conclusion made well beyond any reasonable doubt whatsoever, even before all the forenzic evidence comes in.....
  • Da Manster!
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 07-13-07
    • 17720

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    • Fire in da hole
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      • 09-29-10
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      • Smoke
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 10-09-09
        • 48111

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        • dante1
          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
          • 10-31-05
          • 38647

          #5
          pretty funny stuff AD, I think I could get to tolerate you. lol
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          • dante1
            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
            • 10-31-05
            • 38647

            #6
            god I love a well written, comical, intelligent put down even if it comes from a friendly enemy. something so very reassuring that the other side isn't completely fckin crazy. that some, albeit very few, have the intellect to be critical and comical at the same time. how very refreshing. this very funny and probably pretty accurate narrative was the very first intelligent and hilarious writing I have witnessed from a "near crazy" and AD I write that with the utmost respect. no seriously, I am not attempting to do what you did so well. I am seriously sending a complement.

            you must cringe when you read some of the BS from people who basically take your side on politics. God how difficult it must be to attempt to defend the dwighties and the brooks when you have a serious brain. do you ever wonder when you read the crap and the bs from these guys...oh my these are my soldiers in arms, my compatriots, my comrades. It must at times upset your stomach. but then again, I am a newbe concerning reading your replies and threads. I often just take a sabbatical and leave sometimes for months at a time.

            well enough with that, congrats on a good job. I must remind myself to read your posts, and you are only the 2nd individual that made that list. Hey no pressure.
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            • bobbywaves
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 05-06-08
              • 13280

              #7
              We're only missing a "My apologies to Waves" thread from this Donkey stiff.
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              • Auto Donk
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 09-03-13
                • 43558

                #8
                Waves...

                I'm going to deliver what you have coming to you in person.....

                You're not going to like it......
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                • Auto Donk
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 09-03-13
                  • 43558

                  #9
                  Originally posted by dante1
                  god I love a well written, comical, intelligent put down even if it comes from a friendly enemy. something so very reassuring that the other side isn't completely fckin crazy. that some, albeit very few, have the intellect to be critical and comical at the same time. how very refreshing. this very funny and probably pretty accurate narrative was the very first intelligent and hilarious writing I have witnessed from a "near crazy" and AD I write that with the utmost respect. no seriously, I am not attempting to do what you did so well. I am seriously sending a complement.

                  you must cringe when you read some of the BS from people who basically take your side on politics. God how difficult it must be to attempt to defend the dwighties and the brooks when you have a serious brain. do you ever wonder when you read the crap and the bs from these guys...oh my these are my soldiers in arms, my compatriots, my comrades. It must at times upset your stomach. but then again, I am a newbe concerning reading your replies and threads. I often just take a sabbatical and leave sometimes for months at a time.

                  well enough with that, congrats on a good job. I must remind myself to read your posts, and you are only the 2nd individual that made that list. Hey no pressure.
                  thanks for the kind words....

                  unlike many on this forum, I can certainly see both sides of most issues, and can respect the opinion of others without having to engage in name calling and sophmoric b.s., but when I do, it's usually for effect only and not in true seriousness....

                  for instance, I bash waves relentlessly on the forum, but if he wasn't such a puss and hadn't bailed on this year's Bash in Punta Cana, I'd probably buy him a few rounds, or even cover his "out of network" deductable for the probable hospital stay, after I k.o.'d him in the ring.....

                  as for the takes of others, I can usually appreciate the points made therein, regardless of how they are couched -- the message comes through. there are dumbasses on both sides of the issues, usually, as well as those who are a bit brighter, or have a totally different perspective that I can appreciate. I like reading Chico's takes for example, because of his life's experiences. Your posts are a good read, as well.
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                  • bobbywaves
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 05-06-08
                    • 13280

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Auto Donk
                    Waves...

                    I'm going to deliver what you have coming to you in person.....

                    You're not going to like it......
                    I've been waiting & looking forward to it.
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                    • bobbywaves
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 05-06-08
                      • 13280

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Auto Donk
                      for instance, I bash waves relentlessly on the forum, but if he wasn't such a puss and hadn't bailed on this year's Bash in Punta Cana, I'd probably buy him a few rounds, or even cover his "out of network" deductable for the probable hospital stay, after I k.o.'d him in the ring....
                      "Buy me a few rounds" from the open bar? What a generous prick this Donkey is.

                      I was looking all over for you at last Bash, but you were nowhere to be found.
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                      • Auto Donk
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 09-03-13
                        • 43558

                        #12
                        looking all over for me???? as always, ur full of shit....

                        from what I heard as to your whereabouts last Bash, you obviously must've thought I was located in that same corner of the room in which you sat isolated from everyone else with your tranny date the entire time, avoiding everyone like the social misfit that you are.....
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                        • bobbywaves
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 05-06-08
                          • 13280

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Auto Donk
                          looking all over for me????
                          Correct, in between all the bang sessions & lap dances I received.
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                          • The Kraken
                            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                            • 12-25-11
                            • 28918

                            #14
                            Waves -120
                            Donk +100
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                            • Seaweed
                              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                              • 01-19-12
                              • 26318

                              #15
                              Apology accepted
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                              • GunShard
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 03-05-10
                                • 10031

                                #16
                                Seaweed looks like a member of ISIS wearing that mask.
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                                • Bandit
                                  SBR MVP
                                  • 04-24-14
                                  • 1661

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by GunShard
                                  Seaweed looks like a member of ISIS wearing that mask.
                                  remember ISIS is the religion of

                                  .......he could be though
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                                  • Smoke
                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                    • 10-09-09
                                    • 48111

                                    #18
                                    Saer may have actually started ISIS

                                    That pic was taken before ISIS became to be
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                                    • IlluminatedOne
                                      SBR Wise Guy
                                      • 06-27-14
                                      • 614

                                      #19


                                      Auto Donk surely ruffled seaweed's skirt this time around
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                                      • Auto Donk
                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                        • 09-03-13
                                        • 43558

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Seaweed
                                        Apology accepted
                                        bout time you got a bad ass avatar.....
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                                        • Auto Donk
                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                          • 09-03-13
                                          • 43558

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Smoke
                                          Saer may have actually started ISIS

                                          That pic was taken before ISIS became to be
                                          Obama "created" ISIS....

                                          Seeweed inspired ISIS's style....
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                                          • bobbywaves
                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                            • 05-06-08
                                            • 13280

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by The Kraken
                                            Waves -120
                                            Donk +100
                                            Fairly accurate odds, although I had the reduced juice line set at:

                                            Waves -140
                                            Donkey +130
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                                            • Auto Donk
                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                              • 09-03-13
                                              • 43558

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by bobbywaves
                                              Fairly accurate odds, although I had the reduced juice line set at:

                                              Waves -140
                                              Donkey +130
                                              give me $10k on me, please.....

                                              oh wait, you don't have $10k......

                                              give the me the cash equivalent of all your betpoints on me....
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                                              • bobbywaves
                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                • 05-06-08
                                                • 13280

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Auto Donk
                                                give me $10k on me, please.....

                                                oh wait, you don't have $10k......

                                                give the me the cash equivalent of all your betpoints on me....
                                                I have 10k & the cash equivalent of my betpoints is $1,461.22 in pizza.

                                                Whatever you want to lose chump.
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                                                • Auto Donk
                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                  • 09-03-13
                                                  • 43558

                                                  #25
                                                  my only wish is that you're sandbagging us all and are actually going to show up in Punta Cana this weekend.....

                                                  $11,461.22 is my wager at your posted odds....

                                                  plus bail money, whatever it is, for someone to bail me out after I get locked up for beating your ass in public.....

                                                  plus local attorney's fees, whatever they are, to beat the rap.....


                                                  just to be fair, the "bell" rings the second I lay eyes on you, no matter where we're at....
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                                                  • bobbywaves
                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                    • 05-06-08
                                                    • 13280

                                                    #26
                                                    A 3rd party we both trust will have to hold onto the approximate 23k in cash/pts. Donkey already proved you can't be trusted, when you stiffed on our 5k poker bet. Another reason I don't want to collect my prize $ from you, it will take weeks, months, or years, for you to awake from your coma. I don't have that kind of time to be waiting around in D.R, for you to wake up & collect my winnings.
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