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  • gauchojake
    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
    • 09-17-10
    • 34116

    #36


    Priorities
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    • The Kraken
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      • 12-25-11
      • 28918

      #37
      Originally posted by JIBBBY
      Don't make me cruz up to Oakland now and straight you out Kraken.. I eat white belts for breakfast and will knock a brother out...

      I'll post a pic the night I earned my brown belt from a Machado

      As for boxing, its completely a hobby but I've been at it for two years now, so bring your big boy pants and a lunch pail, and a bottle of lube for when you too beg me for a prostate check
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      • The Kraken
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        • 12-25-11
        • 28918

        #38
        Originally posted by kidcudi92
        i love when people who hit me first with an obtuse ass post act like they were right and such

        validation of their stupidity
        Sorry, what are you talking about?
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        • kidcudi92
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 12-14-11
          • 15434

          #39
          Originally posted by The Kraken
          Sorry, what are you talking about?
          pills or lack of them make you forget that quick? damn

          get help dude

          Find information on more than 150 abused substances, covering everything from alcohol to prescription medications and illicit street drugs.
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          • vividjohn45
            SBR Hall of Famer
            • 11-21-10
            • 6331

            #40
            Originally posted by CWD
            i have never seen a word set people off like "burial" does @ sbr
            There are times this part of the forum could be called SBR Graveyard.
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            • JIBBBY
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 12-10-09
              • 83686

              #41
              Originally posted by The Kraken

              I'll post a pic the night I earned my brown belt from a Machado

              As for boxing, its completely a hobby but I've been at it for two years now, so bring your big boy pants and a lunch pail, and a bottle of lube for when you too beg me for a prostate check

              I'm more of lover then a fighter these days..

              I do still have my mouth piece sitting in my drawer some where and my 16 ounce sparring gloves hanging in my garage.. Haven't grappled or boxed in years though and my neck still hurts to this day from twisting out of those chokes and what not years back..

              Werdum tried to get me to grapple and box with him last time I visited his gym here in LA, Cali... I had to take a pass.. We are about the same size though.. Werdum is a really nice guy though and I didn't want to knock him out ...

              I'm done I retire, still in good shape though and probably still have mad squabs so don't mess Kraken...
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              • The Giant
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 01-21-12
                • 21480

                #42
                Jibby -300
                Kraken +250


                I just can't imagine Kraken, in his panties, pulling off the upset.
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                • The Kraken
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                  • 12-25-11
                  • 28918

                  #43
                  If you're the size of werdum, and he's asking to grapple you, you're out of my league.
                  Im 6', 180# and earned my brown from carlos machado back in 2011, getting my black wasnt worth it. I would have had to have moved, the time, $$$ and committment, including injuries, just wasnt worth it. I never wanted to open my own gym or compete, so there was no reason to go further than brown. I roll at a buddies gym a few times a month now, more interested in boxing. And yoga
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                  • The Kraken
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                    • 12-25-11
                    • 28918

                    #44
                    Originally posted by The Giant
                    Jibby -300
                    Kraken +250


                    I just can't imagine Kraken, in his panties, pulling off the upset.
                    Based on the info at hamd, Id like a max wager on jibby. With 1/4 unit on myself, just in case some alt facts have been presented.
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                    • Goat Milk
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                      • 03-24-10
                      • 25850

                      #45
                      Giant after you questioned my wager sizes and said I had no money and was a broke dikk and I buried you with screenshots you never recovered

                      I end careers on this site
                      Cause Sleep is the Cousin of Death
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                      • JIBBBY
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 12-10-09
                        • 83686

                        #46
                        Originally posted by The Kraken
                        If you're the size of werdum, and he's asking to grapple you, you're out of my league.
                        Im 6', 180# and earned my brown from carlos machado back in 2011, getting my black wasnt worth it. I would have had to have moved, the time, $$$ and committment, including injuries, just wasnt worth it. I never wanted to open my own gym or compete, so there was no reason to go further than brown. I roll at a buddies gym a few times a month now, more interested in boxing. And yoga
                        6'5 240.. Yes I'm a big boy.. Good job on getting a brown belt..

                        Yoga is great and I need to get back to doing that now that I'm getting older.. I was in the best shape of my life when doing power yoga classes and surfing at the same time years back..

                        I lift weights and run every day now but nothing beats surfing and intense yoga if you wanna get stacked, strong, flexible, ripped and stay injury free.. NOTHING...
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                        • The Giant
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 01-21-12
                          • 21480

                          #47
                          Originally posted by Goat Milk
                          Giant after you questioned my wager sizes and said I had no money and was a broke dikk and I buried you with screenshots you never recovered

                          I end careers on this site
                          I called you a stiff.

                          There's no debating that.

                          If Donald Trump borrows $20 from someone, and doesn't pay them back. Yes, he's still a billionaire, but he's also a stiff.
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                          • opie1988
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 09-12-10
                            • 23429

                            #48
                            Originally posted by Goat Milk
                            Giant after you questioned my wager sizes and said I had no money and was a broke dikk and I buried you with screenshots you never recovered
                            I end careers on this site
                            Goat....put up some more pics of your gold plated chains.

                            That'll show 'em
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                            • Russian Rocket
                              SBR Aristocracy
                              • 09-02-12
                              • 43910

                              #49
                              Originally posted by opie1988
                              Goat....put up some more pics of your gold plated chains.

                              That'll show 'em



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                              • RudyRuetigger
                                SBR Aristocracy
                                • 08-24-10
                                • 65084

                                #50
                                was giant drinking last night??

                                seemed angry and on edge

                                although might be "his" period
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                                • Auto Donk
                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                  • 09-03-13
                                  • 43558

                                  #51
                                  wow.... giant getting turned around worse than this guy with the Disastros back in the day.......

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                                  • Auto Donk
                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                    • 09-03-13
                                    • 43558

                                    #52
                                    hahahah.... "brown belt"!!!!

                                    are you kiddin' me.....

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                                    • Cuse0323
                                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                      • 12-09-09
                                      • 30169

                                      #53
                                      We need a nice Royal Rumble around here. Who will team up with who to flip another out? The storylines would be endless. Better than when HBK almost fell out like 10 times, and came back to win.
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                                      • Russian Rocket
                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                        • 09-02-12
                                        • 43910

                                        #54
                                        Originally posted by Auto Donk
                                        hahahah.... "brown belt"!!!!
                                        Here is a tutorial on how to get a brown belt Donker

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                                        • Auto Donk
                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                          • 09-03-13
                                          • 43558

                                          #55
                                          my son was in tae kwon do for a couple of weeks, had his first sparring session with some 'brown belt'.... kicked the brownbelt in the head, the brownbelt fell to the ground crying his ass off.....

                                          on a side note, while at aTm I through a korean exchange student with a black belt out a second story window of Moses Hall when he came out of his room at around 2:00 am bitching that I was makin' too much noise after coming back from the dixie chicken drunk off my ass......

                                          broke his f'n leg....
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                                          • jjgold
                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                            • 07-20-05
                                            • 388179

                                            #56
                                            No

                                            Love hammering that liberal fuk
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                                            • JIBBBY
                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                              • 12-10-09
                                              • 83686

                                              #57
                                              Originally posted by Russian Rocket
                                              Here is a tutorial on how to get a brown belt Donker


                                              LOL..

                                              Still laughing..
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                                              • jjgold
                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                • 07-20-05
                                                • 388179

                                                #58
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                                                • The Kraken
                                                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                  • 12-25-11
                                                  • 28918

                                                  #59


                                                  Donk I would choke you out and brownbelt your ol lady
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                                                  • gauchojake
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                                                    • 09-17-10
                                                    • 34116

                                                    #60
                                                    Originally posted by The Kraken


                                                    Donk I would choke you out and brownbelt your ol lady
                                                    Isn't donk in his 60's???
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                                                    • The Giant
                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                      • 01-21-12
                                                      • 21480

                                                      #61
                                                      I heard from a mod that Kraken sent four PMs in the middle of the night begging not to be banned.

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                                                      • reigle9
                                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                                        • 10-25-07
                                                        • 17879

                                                        #62
                                                        Originally posted by The Kraken


                                                        Donk I would choke you out and brownbelt your ol lady
                                                        choke me out homeboy
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                                                        • recon1
                                                          SBR MVP
                                                          • 08-13-12
                                                          • 2579

                                                          #63
                                                          Oh, no! look at all these internet resumes. Hey, Kracken i have a 'Top secret' magenta belt, all i can say is i had to kill a man in an underground fight in Eastern Europe to achieve this manly feat.
                                                          All this manly talk from the krack and i was starting to see some manliness in you with that fighting resume and then you ruined it with "Yoga"
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                                                          • JIBBBY
                                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                                            • 12-10-09
                                                            • 83686

                                                            #64
                                                            Originally posted by recon1
                                                            Oh, no! look at all these internet resumes. Hey, Kracken i have a 'Top secret' magenta belt, all i can say is i had to kill a man in an underground fight in Eastern Europe to achieve this manly feat.
                                                            All this manly talk from the krack and i was starting to see some manliness in you with that fighting resume and then you ruined it with "Yoga"
                                                            Power yoga classes will make you cry for your mommy.. All other yoga classes are gay and girly I agree...

                                                            I laughed also until I tried it.. A friend of mine dragged me into a class years ago and I was shaking and spent as hell after.. Met and hooked up with alot of hot chicks going to those power yoga classes too.. Double win I kid you not!!!!



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                                                            • grease lightnin
                                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                                              • 10-01-12
                                                              • 16015

                                                              #65
                                                              One of my best friends growing up took karate for years. He was a brown belt. He worked out all the time from a young age, so he was lean and muscular, but he was.... well let's just say he was not a tough guy.

                                                              In our junior year some other kid had beef with him that was pretty scrawny.

                                                              One day my friend says to me, "Perry wants to fight me, what should I do?"

                                                              I said, "Kick his ass."

                                                              And he says, "Well yeah, but... should I wait for him to push me, should I just punch him? I need a plan,"

                                                              I'm like, "Wtf are you talking about? You've been taking karate all of your life. What do you mean 'you need a plan'?"

                                                              He just blankly stares at me, and I realize that the karate means nothing.

                                                              So I gave him the "toss a lighter at him and when he goes to catch it, clock him" trick. Yes, it's dirty but this kid needed help. He was soft and although I thought the karate should help, when it came down to it... it obviously would not.

                                                              Needless to say... he got his ass beat.

                                                              If I didn't know better I would have thought he moved to Seattle and became a male nurse.




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                                                              • CWD
                                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                • 01-22-12
                                                                • 7665

                                                                #66
                                                                Originally posted by grease lightnin
                                                                One of my best friends growing up took karate for years. He was a brown belt. He worked out all the time from a young age, so he was lean and muscular, but he was.... well let's just say he was not a tough guy.

                                                                In our junior year some other kid had beef with him that was pretty scrawny.

                                                                One day my friend says to me, "Perry wants to fight me, what should I do?"

                                                                I said, "Kick his ass."

                                                                And he says, "Well yeah, but... should I wait for him to push me, should I just punch him? I need a plan,"

                                                                I'm like, "Wtf are you talking about? You've been taking karate all of your life. What do you mean 'you need a plan'?"

                                                                He just blankly stares at me, and I realize that the karate means nothing.

                                                                So I gave him the "toss a lighter at him and when he goes to catch it, clock him" trick. Yes, it's dirty but this kid needed help. He was soft and although I thought the karate should help, when it came down to it... it obviously would not.

                                                                Needless to say... he got his ass beat.

                                                                If I didn't know better I would have thought he moved to Seattle and became a male nurse.




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                                                                • grease lightnin
                                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                                  • 10-01-12
                                                                  • 16015

                                                                  #67
                                                                  Glad you liked it CWD. You must have your brown belt too, huh?
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                                                                  • CWD
                                                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                    • 01-22-12
                                                                    • 7665

                                                                    #68
                                                                    Originally posted by grease lightnin
                                                                    Glad you liked it CWD. You must have your brown belt too, huh?

                                                                    no idea what you are talking about

                                                                    i stopped reading after first sentence when i realized it was another "remember when" story
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                                                                    • The Kraken
                                                                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                                      • 12-25-11
                                                                      • 28918

                                                                      #69
                                                                      Originally posted by grease lightnin
                                                                      One of my best friends growing up took karate for years. He was a brown belt. He worked out all the time from a young age, so he was lean and muscular, but he was.... well let's just say he was not a tough guy.

                                                                      In our junior year some other kid had beef with him that was pretty scrawny.

                                                                      One day my friend says to me, "Perry wants to fight me, what should I do?"

                                                                      I said, "Kick his ass."

                                                                      And he says, "Well yeah, but... should I wait for him to push me, should I just punch him? I need a plan,"

                                                                      I'm like, "Wtf are you talking about? You've been taking karate all of your life. What do you mean 'you need a plan'?"

                                                                      He just blankly stares at me, and I realize that the karate means nothing.

                                                                      So I gave him the "toss a lighter at him and when he goes to catch it, clock him" trick. Yes, it's dirty but this kid needed help. He was soft and although I thought the karate should help, when it came down to it... it obviously would not.

                                                                      Needless to say... he got his ass beat.

                                                                      If I didn't know better I would have thought he moved to Seattle and became a male nurse.




                                                                      It's ok Greaser, Perry got the best of you that day. Let it go fella
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                                                                      • grease lightnin
                                                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                                                        • 10-01-12
                                                                        • 16015

                                                                        #70
                                                                        Originally posted by The Kraken
                                                                        It's ok Greaser, Perry got the best of you that day. Let it go fella

                                                                        Kraken post a pic of you in your karate outfit you hamburger.
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