Don't make me cruz up to Oakland now and straight you out Kraken.. I eat white belts for breakfast and will knock a brother out...
I'll post a pic the night I earned my brown belt from a Machado
As for boxing, its completely a hobby but I've been at it for two years now, so bring your big boy pants and a lunch pail, and a bottle of lube for when you too beg me for a prostate check
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The Kraken
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
12-25-11
28918
#38
Originally posted by kidcudi92
i love when people who hit me first with an obtuse ass post act like they were right and such
validation of their stupidity
Sorry, what are you talking about?
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kidcudi92
SBR Posting Legend
12-14-11
15434
#39
Originally posted by The Kraken
Sorry, what are you talking about?
pills or lack of them make you forget that quick? damn
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vividjohn45
SBR Hall of Famer
11-21-10
6331
#40
Originally posted by CWD
i have never seen a word set people off like "burial" does @ sbr
There are times this part of the forum could be called SBR Graveyard.
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JIBBBY
SBR Aristocracy
12-10-09
83686
#41
Originally posted by The Kraken
I'll post a pic the night I earned my brown belt from a Machado
As for boxing, its completely a hobby but I've been at it for two years now, so bring your big boy pants and a lunch pail, and a bottle of lube for when you too beg me for a prostate check
I'm more of lover then a fighter these days..
I do still have my mouth piece sitting in my drawer some where and my 16 ounce sparring gloves hanging in my garage.. Haven't grappled or boxed in years though and my neck still hurts to this day from twisting out of those chokes and what not years back..
Werdum tried to get me to grapple and box with him last time I visited his gym here in LA, Cali... I had to take a pass.. We are about the same size though.. Werdum is a really nice guy though and I didn't want to knock him out ...
I'm done I retire, still in good shape though and probably still have mad squabs so don't mess Kraken...
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The Giant
SBR Posting Legend
01-21-12
21480
#42
Jibby -300
Kraken +250
I just can't imagine Kraken, in his panties, pulling off the upset.
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The Kraken
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
12-25-11
28918
#43
If you're the size of werdum, and he's asking to grapple you, you're out of my league.
Im 6', 180# and earned my brown from carlos machado back in 2011, getting my black wasnt worth it. I would have had to have moved, the time, $$$ and committment, including injuries, just wasnt worth it. I never wanted to open my own gym or compete, so there was no reason to go further than brown. I roll at a buddies gym a few times a month now, more interested in boxing. And yoga
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The Kraken
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
12-25-11
28918
#44
Originally posted by The Giant
Jibby -300
Kraken +250
I just can't imagine Kraken, in his panties, pulling off the upset.
Based on the info at hamd, Id like a max wager on jibby. With 1/4 unit on myself, just in case some alt facts have been presented.
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Goat Milk
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
03-24-10
25850
#45
Giant after you questioned my wager sizes and said I had no money and was a broke dikk and I buried you with screenshots you never recovered
I end careers on this site
Cause Sleep is the Cousin of Death
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JIBBBY
SBR Aristocracy
12-10-09
83686
#46
Originally posted by The Kraken
If you're the size of werdum, and he's asking to grapple you, you're out of my league.
Im 6', 180# and earned my brown from carlos machado back in 2011, getting my black wasnt worth it. I would have had to have moved, the time, $$$ and committment, including injuries, just wasnt worth it. I never wanted to open my own gym or compete, so there was no reason to go further than brown. I roll at a buddies gym a few times a month now, more interested in boxing. And yoga
6'5 240.. Yes I'm a big boy.. Good job on getting a brown belt..
Yoga is great and I need to get back to doing that now that I'm getting older.. I was in the best shape of my life when doing power yoga classes and surfing at the same time years back..
I lift weights and run every day now but nothing beats surfing and intense yoga if you wanna get stacked, strong, flexible, ripped and stay injury free.. NOTHING...
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The Giant
SBR Posting Legend
01-21-12
21480
#47
Originally posted by Goat Milk
Giant after you questioned my wager sizes and said I had no money and was a broke dikk and I buried you with screenshots you never recovered
I end careers on this site
I called you a stiff.
There's no debating that.
If Donald Trump borrows $20 from someone, and doesn't pay them back. Yes, he's still a billionaire, but he's also a stiff.
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opie1988
SBR Posting Legend
09-12-10
23429
#48
Originally posted by Goat Milk
Giant after you questioned my wager sizes and said I had no money and was a broke dikk and I buried you with screenshots you never recovered
I end careers on this site
Goat....put up some more pics of your gold plated chains.
That'll show 'em
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Russian Rocket
SBR Aristocracy
09-02-12
43910
#49
Originally posted by opie1988
Goat....put up some more pics of your gold plated chains.
That'll show 'em
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RudyRuetigger
SBR Aristocracy
08-24-10
65084
#50
was giant drinking last night??
seemed angry and on edge
although might be "his" period
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Auto Donk
SBR Aristocracy
09-03-13
43558
#51
wow.... giant getting turned around worse than this guy with the Disastros back in the day.......
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Auto Donk
SBR Aristocracy
09-03-13
43558
#52
hahahah.... "brown belt"!!!!
are you kiddin' me.....
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Cuse0323
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
12-09-09
30169
#53
We need a nice Royal Rumble around here. Who will team up with who to flip another out? The storylines would be endless. Better than when HBK almost fell out like 10 times, and came back to win.
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Russian Rocket
SBR Aristocracy
09-02-12
43910
#54
Originally posted by Auto Donk
hahahah.... "brown belt"!!!!
Here is a tutorial on how to get a brown belt Donker
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Auto Donk
SBR Aristocracy
09-03-13
43558
#55
my son was in tae kwon do for a couple of weeks, had his first sparring session with some 'brown belt'.... kicked the brownbelt in the head, the brownbelt fell to the ground crying his ass off.....
on a side note, while at aTm I through a korean exchange student with a black belt out a second story window of Moses Hall when he came out of his room at around 2:00 am bitching that I was makin' too much noise after coming back from the dixie chicken drunk off my ass......
broke his f'n leg....
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jjgold
SBR Aristocracy
07-20-05
388179
#56
No
Love hammering that liberal fuk
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JIBBBY
SBR Aristocracy
12-10-09
83686
#57
Originally posted by Russian Rocket
Here is a tutorial on how to get a brown belt Donker
LOL..
Still laughing..
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jjgold
SBR Aristocracy
07-20-05
388179
#58
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The Kraken
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
12-25-11
28918
#59
Donk I would choke you out and brownbelt your ol lady
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gauchojake
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
09-17-10
34116
#60
Originally posted by The Kraken
Donk I would choke you out and brownbelt your ol lady
Isn't donk in his 60's???
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The Giant
SBR Posting Legend
01-21-12
21480
#61
I heard from a mod that Kraken sent four PMs in the middle of the night begging not to be banned.
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reigle9
SBR Posting Legend
10-25-07
17879
#62
Originally posted by The Kraken
Donk I would choke you out and brownbelt your ol lady
choke me out homeboy
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recon1
SBR MVP
08-13-12
2579
#63
Oh, no! look at all these internet resumes. Hey, Kracken i have a 'Top secret' magenta belt, all i can say is i had to kill a man in an underground fight in Eastern Europe to achieve this manly feat.
All this manly talk from the krack and i was starting to see some manliness in you with that fighting resume and then you ruined it with "Yoga"
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JIBBBY
SBR Aristocracy
12-10-09
83686
#64
Originally posted by recon1
Oh, no! look at all these internet resumes. Hey, Kracken i have a 'Top secret' magenta belt, all i can say is i had to kill a man in an underground fight in Eastern Europe to achieve this manly feat.
All this manly talk from the krack and i was starting to see some manliness in you with that fighting resume and then you ruined it with "Yoga"
Power yoga classes will make you cry for your mommy.. All other yoga classes are gay and girly I agree...
I laughed also until I tried it.. A friend of mine dragged me into a class years ago and I was shaking and spent as hell after.. Met and hooked up with alot of hot chicks going to those power yoga classes too.. Double win I kid you not!!!!
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grease lightnin
SBR Posting Legend
10-01-12
16015
#65
One of my best friends growing up took karate for years. He was a brown belt. He worked out all the time from a young age, so he was lean and muscular, but he was.... well let's just say he was not a tough guy.
In our junior year some other kid had beef with him that was pretty scrawny.
One day my friend says to me, "Perry wants to fight me, what should I do?"
I said, "Kick his ass."
And he says, "Well yeah, but... should I wait for him to push me, should I just punch him? I need a plan,"
I'm like, "Wtf are you talking about? You've been taking karate all of your life. What do you mean 'you need a plan'?"
He just blankly stares at me, and I realize that the karate means nothing.
So I gave him the "toss a lighter at him and when he goes to catch it, clock him" trick. Yes, it's dirty but this kid needed help. He was soft and although I thought the karate should help, when it came down to it... it obviously would not.
Needless to say... he got his ass beat.
If I didn't know better I would have thought he moved to Seattle and became a male nurse.
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CWD
SBR Hall of Famer
01-22-12
7665
#66
Originally posted by grease lightnin
One of my best friends growing up took karate for years. He was a brown belt. He worked out all the time from a young age, so he was lean and muscular, but he was.... well let's just say he was not a tough guy.
In our junior year some other kid had beef with him that was pretty scrawny.
One day my friend says to me, "Perry wants to fight me, what should I do?"
I said, "Kick his ass."
And he says, "Well yeah, but... should I wait for him to push me, should I just punch him? I need a plan,"
I'm like, "Wtf are you talking about? You've been taking karate all of your life. What do you mean 'you need a plan'?"
He just blankly stares at me, and I realize that the karate means nothing.
So I gave him the "toss a lighter at him and when he goes to catch it, clock him" trick. Yes, it's dirty but this kid needed help. He was soft and although I thought the karate should help, when it came down to it... it obviously would not.
Needless to say... he got his ass beat.
If I didn't know better I would have thought he moved to Seattle and became a male nurse.
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grease lightnin
SBR Posting Legend
10-01-12
16015
#67
Glad you liked it CWD. You must have your brown belt too, huh?
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CWD
SBR Hall of Famer
01-22-12
7665
#68
Originally posted by grease lightnin
Glad you liked it CWD. You must have your brown belt too, huh?
no idea what you are talking about
i stopped reading after first sentence when i realized it was another "remember when" story
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The Kraken
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
12-25-11
28918
#69
Originally posted by grease lightnin
One of my best friends growing up took karate for years. He was a brown belt. He worked out all the time from a young age, so he was lean and muscular, but he was.... well let's just say he was not a tough guy.
In our junior year some other kid had beef with him that was pretty scrawny.
One day my friend says to me, "Perry wants to fight me, what should I do?"
I said, "Kick his ass."
And he says, "Well yeah, but... should I wait for him to push me, should I just punch him? I need a plan,"
I'm like, "Wtf are you talking about? You've been taking karate all of your life. What do you mean 'you need a plan'?"
He just blankly stares at me, and I realize that the karate means nothing.
So I gave him the "toss a lighter at him and when he goes to catch it, clock him" trick. Yes, it's dirty but this kid needed help. He was soft and although I thought the karate should help, when it came down to it... it obviously would not.
Needless to say... he got his ass beat.
If I didn't know better I would have thought he moved to Seattle and became a male nurse.
It's ok Greaser, Perry got the best of you that day. Let it go fella
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grease lightnin
SBR Posting Legend
10-01-12
16015
#70
Originally posted by The Kraken
It's ok Greaser, Perry got the best of you that day. Let it go fella
Kraken post a pic of you in your karate outfit you hamburger.