DNN HEALTH MINUTE -- Guaranteed to get your HEART RATE UP!!!!

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DNN medical staff reports that critical to any degenerate gambler's health, given their general sedentary, lethargic lifestyles, is to elevate their heart rate for at least ten minutes per day.....


crank this up, grab some Jergen's or Vaseline, lube up, and hit play.....

heart rate will elevate steadily until the 9:00 minute mark..... use the last 1:00 for cool down/clean up.....

Donk News Network^tm--2017

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in a somewhat related point (and in an effort to keep DNN news from takin' over the Saloon), DNN has hired a new head of the owner/general manager of DNN' security detail:

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and, with appointments coming in at DNN faster than Trump's cabinet, we have DNN's new "Director of Style".....

[HAPPY BOY]

anyone got a warm towelette? bet she taste extra tangy after that workout

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warm towlette = DNN owner's face

[DiggityDaggityDo]

I like this channel.

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I "voice tested" James Earl Jones twice today for the voice over work; fuk, his voice isn't even as deep as mine.....

so, like a "meddling Jerry Jones" owner of the cowboys, the owner of DNN will not be retaining JEJ, but rather will do all "THIS is D N N" voice overs himself.....

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They're even marketing booty building products in infomercials to women now...