SBR Posters And Their Family Photos

**tacomax** · 05-19-09, 01:42 PM

Originally posted by pavyracer

I want to meet Teela's sister who is behind the door.

Teela is behind the door. Note - pictured right.

**tacomax** · 05-19-09, 01:49 PM

fiveteamer

Not a lot to be said here. Here is fiveteamer as a baby - he grasped from a very young age how to stick it to the man.

**Bread** · 05-19-09, 02:06 PM

I'd lay it to Teamer's mom.

**Mudcat** · 05-19-09, 02:57 PM

I have heard the story behind that 5teamer family pic. What happened was the photographer, trying to coax a smile out of the young 5teamer, said, "Jesus loves you. Did you know that? Yes he does! Yes he does!"

We can all see the physical result.

It is significant to note however that 5teamer also spoke his first words that day:

"Why don't you rotate on some Jesus love right here, pal."

**Matt Rain** · 05-19-09, 02:59 PM

You're on fire today, Mud.

**Casperwaits** · 05-19-09, 03:23 PM

Originally posted by tacomax

Casperwaits

Casper's mother was in a traveling freak show and one night had an intimate encounter with the Jolly Green Giant. Unable to care for the child she regretfully placed the child in the Euphrates river in a basket of bulrushes. A family of visiting American midgets found the basket and took him home as their new child. As Casper grew (and grew and grew) he reached 7'1" at the age of 16 and still did not know he was adopted. The family wanted to tell him but after watching The Jerk they thought better of it. At the age of 24, Casper finally made the connection and confronted his parents who told him the truth. Feeling let down, Casper left home and worked from bar to bar and slept on couch to couch; moving around until he can find his special purpose in life.

Here he is aged 11 with his 22 year old sister.

This deserves a beer or six on me big boy!! Thank You. I feel special.

**Teela** · 05-19-09, 04:03 PM

Originally posted by tacomax

Teela

Teela was born with an inherited skin disease and could not be exposed to direct sunlight until the age of 39. She is pictured right on her 14th birthday party which the family, somewhat cruelly, chose to have outside. After 3 years in the wilderness, she finally faced the outside world at the age of 42 and now is a fully fledged member of society and working part time as a model for a pumpkin distributor.

Note the claw marks on the door from one of my escape attempts.

**tacomax** · 05-19-09, 06:37 PM

pat venditto

Here are the Venditto clan using the services of the short-lived Rogue Scholar Photography (with catchphrase "You pack it, I'll snap it"). Pat is pictured far right next to his on-off boyfriend Chet. Seems like the Venditto family were unaware of the absurdity of the picture until after having paid for it. "It seemed so natural at the time, getting back to nature and such." Daddy Venditto said, "Now it looks like the family are riding a big fat cock."

**pavyracer** · 05-19-09, 06:40 PM

Excellent choice taco.

**mathdotcom** · 05-19-09, 09:00 PM

Why hasn't this thread died yet?

**tacomax** · 05-19-09, 09:03 PM

Originally posted by mathdotcom

Why hasn't this thread died yet?

It was dead until some cock bumped it, ace.

**RogueJuror** · 05-19-09, 09:11 PM

Originally posted by mathdotcom

Why hasn't this thread died yet?

Originally posted by tacomax

It was dead until some cock bumped it, ace.

Someone other than the thread starter, mathy.

**BadNina** · 05-19-09, 09:16 PM

Family pictures are always a hit

**mathdotcom** · 05-20-09, 01:05 AM

Alive thread = located in top 23.4% of 1st page threads

Regret 'cock bumping' this but had to respond

**tacomax** · 05-20-09, 02:57 AM

Is your continual bumping a secret ploy to keep the thread alive? What is it, mathy? You want me to do one of you? It's a deal! Once I can find a picture of a flange who does nothing but swing from jj's nutsack then we'll be in business!

**Shortstop** · 05-20-09, 03:03 AM

Threads like this make my $99.95 annual subscription to sbrforum.com well worth it!

**tacomax** · 05-20-09, 03:16 AM

Originally posted by Shortstop

Threads like this make my $99.95 annual subscription to sbrforum.com well worth it!

You got the early bird discount, then? Smart move.

**Robyn** · 05-20-09, 06:44 AM

The Today Show is doing a segment in about 10 minutes regarding the bizarre family photos that are floating around the internet (including a few posted in this thread).

Hmmm.....are they spying on us?

**Bread** · 05-20-09, 06:50 AM

Taco's dad = Willard Scott.

**AMBlai01** · 05-20-09, 09:05 AM

I love this thread...more more more!

**mathdotcom** · 05-20-09, 11:01 AM

Originally posted by tacomax

Is your continual bumping a secret ploy to keep the thread alive? What is it, mathy? You want me to do one of you? It's a deal! Once I can find a picture of a flange who does nothing but swing from jj's nutsack then we'll be in business!

Attacking me for being a fan of jj's fine comedy?
I guess it just doesn't compare with the hilarity of finding old school family photos and matching them with posters.

"Hey, I found one of a guy with his wife and a few kids!! That'll be Bread and Robyn!!"

**Bread** · 05-20-09, 11:09 AM

Mathy keep up. We have no kids. And if I did I would beat them everyday for ruining my life.

**Mudcat** · 05-20-09, 11:33 AM

Originally posted by Robyn

The Today Show is doing a segment in about 10 minutes regarding the bizarre family photos that are floating around the internet (including a few posted in this thread).

Hmmm.....are they spying on us?

Hopefully if they shed any light on some of these photos, you will keep us updated. (Particularly Swiss Family Robinson - or should that be Swiss Family Rubynson? - in the quasi-furry-nude suits.)

**pavyracer** · 05-20-09, 11:54 AM

jjgold

JJ met his future girlfriend on a rainy day at the track after his pops went inside to place a trifecta bet. To this day this is the one and only girlfriend JJ has ever had and her constant support and encouragement is what gives him strength to carry on with his lifelong dream to become the most succesfull comedic bettor of our times.

**mathdotcom** · 05-20-09, 12:02 PM

pavy

not very accurate photo since the kid is probably better hung than jj

**chucksmith** · 05-20-09, 01:45 PM

what about sammy? he posted a video of his dufus family watching a siena ncaa tournament once they swore up and down he would kill anyone that commented on them. none of the guys in that family could get laid in a monkey whore house with a sack full of bananas.

**Bread** · 05-20-09, 01:51 PM

Sammy is off limits here chuck. Just mentioning his name can gain you an infraction.

**chucksmith** · 05-20-09, 01:52 PM

i retract my statement then

**tacomax** · 09-03-09, 10:13 PM

Brock Landers

Pictured are Broke Landers in centre with his pop to the left and his son to the right. They've got a family magic business and have created a bit of a stir on the circuit. Broke's party trick is to take the family savings and make it vanish into thin air. Pop's trick is to pull $95,000 out of his arse to bail out Broke. Broke's son just stands there and wishes he was adopted.

For a finale, Broke attempts the trick again.

**Matt Rain** · 09-03-09, 10:23 PM

**Bread** · 09-03-09, 10:26 PM

stop

**chucksmith** · 03-02-10, 10:16 PM

What about Sammy?

**eidolon** · 03-02-10, 10:54 PM

Originally posted by tacomax

Robyn

Here's a family picture of the resident SBR hottie. No, people, not Patty or Richkas - I mean Robyn! She's already admitted to being a bit of an odd cookie, I mean just look at her husband. But I'm not sure where that kookiness comes from - her family look pretty normal here. But it does give an insight into where she got her addiction to pecker grabbing.

Seriously...WTF is going on in this picture? so disturbing

**Extra Innings** · 02-28-11, 11:07 PM

Long Live the KING

**SoV** · 03-01-11, 05:27 AM

Dang was going to bump this. Got tears from laughing reading this thread.