Would You Enter This Woman's Home For An In-Depth Massage?

Da Manster! · 01-13-17, 01:00 AM

TheMetsSuck · 01-13-17, 01:35 AM

i thought you got enough ass of all of those plenty of fish and other dating apps to not want to pay this 6 out of 10 junkie looking type pink haired hipster. shes a hooker id guess. happy endings at the very least. guarantee you could pay for whatever you wanted though. id guess a massage price with tug like 150

TheMetsSuck · 01-13-17, 01:36 AM

unless im way off and shes just offering you a free massage because you are hitting her up and youll end up penetrating her so why not hit i and quit it. Otherwise just goto an asian place.

Auto Donk · 01-13-17, 07:59 AM

really....?

you can't tell ....?

the very first photo confirmed it for me..... straight up whore who'll do it all for $200

Auto Donk · 01-13-17, 08:00 AM

any old skank like her with pink hair and those looks is an ex stripper now prostitute

tomallen123 · 01-13-17, 08:03 AM

No massage table?
Pretty obvious I'd say

Auto Donk · 01-13-17, 08:21 AM

this always indicates a registered, professional massage therapist as well:

the f'n k u n t is naked, for chrisakes.....

no legit f'n massage therapist posts f'n naked photos of themselves to promote their f'n business

rkelly110 · 01-13-17, 08:26 AM

Give it to her baby uhuh uhuh. (Offspring)

Auto Donk · 01-13-17, 08:29 AM

HAPPY BOY · 01-13-17, 01:24 PM

ah no? WTF OFF COURSE dude....get a massage..some hot oil and SQUIRT SQUIRT ..all bad beats fade away

GUMMO77 · 01-13-17, 01:32 PM

Are there any windows in that place?

5918mike · 01-13-17, 01:34 PM

No brainer, set up the massage and bring extra cash, worse case you get a massage.

DiggityDaggityDo · 01-13-17, 01:37 PM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

this always indicates a registered, professional massage therapist as well:

the f'n k u n t is naked, for chrisakes.....

no legit f'n massage therapist posts f'n naked photos of themselves to promote their f'n business

This

You are definitely getting a nude rubdown + happy ending.

But odds are you can fuk her brains out too.

Also, on the way out you can steal her chihuahua.

recon1 · 01-14-17, 05:36 PM

Watch-out she may be a cop.

sshz · 01-14-17, 06:30 PM

Everything is negotiable.......looks like a stripper to me.

VeggieDog · 01-14-17, 06:33 PM

Originally posted by recon1

Watch-out she may be a cop.

Yep. Just what I was thinking.

semibluff · 01-14-17, 09:15 PM

I don't know. It doesn't look like a Russian hotel.

It could be safe.

spike420211 · 01-14-17, 09:50 PM

Watch-out she may be a cop

on the way out you can steal her chihuahua

Nononononono, that's witness tampering....

packerd_00 · 01-15-17, 03:09 AM

Money look and see if she has any online reviews.

Bandit · 01-15-17, 06:45 AM

Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo

This

You are definitely getting a nude rubdown + happy ending.

But odds are you can fuk her brains out too.

Also, on the way out you can steal her chihuahua.

RavensFan2k3 · 01-15-17, 10:37 AM

Looks like she's massaging prostates

Auto Donk · 01-15-17, 11:46 AM

Originally posted by RavensFan2k3

Looks like she's massaging prostates

so long as she's using only the the tip of her tongue, or her pinky finger, we'll let her engage her kink a little..... just a little.....

if she pulls out this bad boy to administer said prostate massage, run!!!!!

I wound up with one after a party at my loft once, but had my chimp hit the streets and sell it..... It only took him 3 hours after he crafted up this ad:

Some of you may say "hold on, Donk, we've seen your yearly Halloween Costume where you galavant around H-town swinger's bars as the mighty "Fister Roberto," in your decorative sombrero, bull whip, and of course, the rubber fist hangin' from your neck, hitting the "LIFESTYLE" clubs to see how many x-upped trophy wives -- "rolling" their asses off -- want to have a go at jamming that thing up their boxes.... Don't lie and say you SOLD that rubber fist, we know you still have it......

well, you'd be wrong, as that's not the same rubber fist..... It's never a good idea two have two rubber fists in your possession, for reasons I do not want to expound upon at the present.....

PS.... TMS, if she's got "prostate massage" on her menu of massage services she performs, I highly recommend you buy a couple of enemas before visiting her.... nothing will kill your horned up mood more then her pulling a "choco-finger" (similar to Donk's always feared CHOCO-Stick^tm) out of your back door......

mtalock · 01-15-17, 12:05 PM

You are on your own be a big boy and have a clue

Auto Donk · 01-15-17, 12:50 PM

great photographer here..... who was it?

her mom?

"now stand up straight, good posture.... hands by your side, honey"

insane how this skank could post this photo.....

maybe she's trying to act straight and upright, so as to throw the cops off her hooker-ass trail.....

DiggityDaggityDo · 01-15-17, 02:44 PM

Nude picture here:

Also, Funny, it looks like she will shave your hairy ass.

Heated table,towels,oil and more ammentities for your ultimate sensual experience Weekend Specials every weekend. $100 Massage Special. Offer includes tantric, Swedish, and deep tissue. Hair removal is available upon request. Please, advise before your session

DiggityDaggityDo · 01-15-17, 02:52 PM

Originally posted by packerd_00

Money look and see if she has any online reviews.

What an amazing massage! She is defiantly new to the massage game. I did not push for much. She did have draping optional, but I even had to ask for that when I got there. She is very attractive, and knows what she is doing. I did not push for too much, as this was my first visit (as I suspected). However, I still think she just might at least give a HE. Fellas, I do not think there is much more than that here. And this is serious YMMV situation. I am going to take a few more trips out there (SCS is very far from me) ; then I'll report back. But a very nice gal, great massage. So far this is all that is on the menu! Report back soon!

DiggityDaggityDo · 01-15-17, 02:56 PM

Maybe you can get a tag-team massage with her black friend, Money.

DiggityDaggityDo · 01-15-17, 02:58 PM

Lots of her ads say "I am not an escort". Or "Proffesional massage ONLY"

And then...

Tonight only I'm offering one fully loaded massage session. Be the lucky client and text Faith now . This offer has only come around once in the past and it may not be offered again. Tonight is the night.
Don't think the spot is already filled , it's worth the text. Hurry and text Faith . One client one night only. Ultimate fantasyservices included..

Bandit · 01-15-17, 03:40 PM

Diggity
She has what looks like a hickie above her nipple left breast

packerd_00 · 01-15-17, 08:33 PM

Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo

What an amazing massage! She is defiantly new to the massage game. I did not push for much. She did have draping optional, but I even had to ask for that when I got there. She is very attractive, and knows what she is doing. I did not push for too much, as this was my first visit (as I suspected). However, I still think she just might at least give a HE. Fellas, I do not think there is much more than that here. And this is serious YMMV situation. I am going to take a few more trips out there (SCS is very far from me) ; then I'll report back. But a very nice gal, great massage. So far this is all that is on the menu! Report back soon!

Sounds like she does a decent service.

packerd_00 · 01-15-17, 09:11 PM

Money treat yourself bud,youve been getting the knock back from all of these Plenty of Fish broads,you need this.

R.P. McMurphy · 01-15-17, 10:53 PM

$Shot If you have to ask I question your manhood lol. Of course every man in here and probably on earth would gladly accept a "tug" at the least from her including Donker

Auto Donk · 01-16-17, 05:31 AM

Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo

Nude picture here:

Also, Funny, it looks like she will shave your hairy ass.

my lower back needs some manscaping.....

but i think she was referring to idiots who are stupid enough to go down on a whore.... (remove her own pubes from their teeth)

Auto Donk · 01-16-17, 05:35 AM

Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo

What an amazing massage! She is defiantly new to the massage game. I did not push for much. She did have draping optional, but I even had to ask for that when I got there. She is very attractive, and knows what she is doing. I did not push for too much, as this was my first visit (as I suspected). However, I still think she just might at least give a HE. Fellas, I do not think there is much more than that here. And this is serious YMMV situation. I am going to take a few more trips out there (SCS is very far from me) ; then I'll report back. But a very nice gal, great massage. So far this is all that is on the menu! Report back soon!

i need a "how to speak in John language guide" to decipher half of what this fukhead is writing about.... i got happy ending, but wtf is YMMV? SCS?

this pussy should have made a move on her pussy, and then he wouldn't have to go back to her shithole house again.....