"dnn breaking news!!!!!!"

[Auto Donk]

[imagine wolf blitzer type saying, "we interrupt our broadcast to bring you this breaking news, out of Moscow"]


"Donk News Network brings you this breaking news, out of Moscow. A woman has stuck a f'n chicken up her vagina!!!"

[roll clip. SKIP TO 3:16 OF VIDEO CLIP]:

[CUT BACK TO JENNIFER REYNA]




MS REYNA'S TELEPROMPTER:

"WOW, SHE REALLY DID JUST DO THAT"

"SHE COULD PROBABLY EVEN HANDLE MY NEW BOSS WITH A VENT THAT BIG!!!!"

[COMMERCIAL BREAK]

[IAG]

I don't know if that is our or mental illness. But wow.