I have decided to be a musician.

[stevek173]

I have made a good amount of money in real estate. Am I gone? Nope. We will destroy anyone who comes at us with laywers and real "stuff" and we won't care what you think. I run front for whoever. If I am ever acting nice, expect the worst. We do everything 100% serious but we don't have time for arguments. We are very serious.
They get me, I get me. It's love.
I won't back down from this.

It's true.

That is what will happen.

Love.

[jjgold]

Stevey your a terrible singer 👨*🎤


Load and unload trucks instead

[stevek173]

Yeah I know I took vox lesons and the girls I have been dating have been saying you're not that good and we can top you anytime in Karoke. I never said I was good.

They're actually deeply cool.

I only sing with guitar though.

I'm not that bad at that.

Who you got today.

Coach you can rough out missing Opera notes with an F Sharp, I mean if you want to get dirty.

[jjgold]

Oklahoma -3
Florida -3

NCAAF

[stevek173]

Both solid.

BOL.

[stevek173]

Coach, out of all of it.

Did I just actually write a good original?

Is that true?

It sucks.

I just does, as do I.

Was it though.Wow.

I love you man and I always appreciate any support.

Was that actually good?

Whoah.

[stevek173]

I have decided to sign with Jay.

[sweep]

Stevey your a terrible singer *

Load and unload trucks instead

[stevek173]

Amanda (my former vocal coah) was actually cool.

My bad, I was a dick. I just was.

Sorry, she was cute.

Also I don't know her asnd she doesn't know me.

I was SO out of line.

And I'm sorry.

I was a dick. Sorry.

Sorry we should have focused on music.

I thought you might be alright.

SORRY.

You were cute and my loins moved then.

I'm so sorry.

Steve being VERY impolite there

True.

Sorry.

Sorry.

Is this a good groove?

[captrobey]

Hey i will be your writer i wrote this just needs a tune too sing it to

Hey girl , you have the eyes of a Goddess
Your feet look like that of an Orc though
Someone with a foot fetish would have cherished that
But i like Knolls not Orcs

When Whitey Houston died she visited me in my bed
She told me of things i did not understand
then i realized it was not her but Ted
The homeless guy down the street who broke in through the window

In a world of sorry you can find hope
Unless your a Browns fan
But Cleveland does have trees
I like trees

[sweep]

stevie get a job man

[stevek173]

I have two and I do music on the side and I have more actual green than you have dreemed of.

I'm sorry -

did you have a point tho?

[Auto Donk]

reading this reminds me of the second verse of Drake's "how bout now"..... the red highlighted part in particular....

if stevie was ridin' with ms. donk, and plugged his shit in, her reaction would be about the same.....

Yeah, Always been daddy's little angel
I bought your dad a bunch of shit for Christmas, he ain't even say thank you
I had no money, left from back when I was focused on the music

I used to always try and burn you CDs of my new shit
You be like "who's this?"
I be like "me, girl."
You be like "oh word, true shit?"
Then ask if we could listen to Ludacris

Them car rides made me feel like I was losing it
Yeah, made me feel like I ain't have it like that,
I was average like that
Started drinking way more than I used to
People form habits like that, girl
Yeah, man enough to tell you I was hurt that year
I'm not even Christian I still went to church that year
Guess I just had to pretend that year
I ain't even see my friends that year
Places that I should've been
You ain't really penetrate with me way back then but how 'bout now?

[gauchojake]

Steve you should see a career counselor and do some informational interviewing.

[stevek173]

This actually works for me.

[JIBBBY]

Title of thread should really be - I've decided to go broke and get high constantly..

[marcoloco]

you are going to get lots of ass, even if your band is awful

[stevek173]

I've noticed just from playing on the street that girls dig it. What's cool is I dig them, and even for one of them to smile makes me play better, it's true.

It's a win win.

I in large part play for them.

[Auto Donk]

I always see women smiling when they throw a few coins into some homeless guy's guitar case as he strums "bye bye miss american pie" chords while sitting in rags out on the street corner.....

Never really thought of them as "diggin' it," but rather just smiling because they feel deep inside that they've done their good deed for the day, before they go get nasty with the guy they are bangin' and forsake all the religous teachings they'd had drilled into their head when they were younger.....

now, can we get back to listening to Ludacris????

[stevek173]

They might dig it though. I had a couple do that when I was playing Where is My Mind and next thing I knew when I was blasted they fingered me and threatened to mug me, flirting style. You read that correctly Donker, they fingered my butt and then threatened to mug me with f*ck me eyes.

I think we both have valid points.

Here is the best band in the history of the universe playing Where is My Mind.

[Auto Donk]

a "couple" couple (as in a male/female couple), or a couple of different girls????


be careful with that ambiguity.....

the one time i had a "couple" couple try to pull some bi shit on me, we were double teaming his sexy f'n babe from Dallas and he suddenly lays down beside her and yells out "grab my dick"..... in a serious fashion.....

said, "whoa, dude, you obviously didn't read my profile, I'm not that guy.... I'm sure you'll find some that are, but let's get back to business...."

of couse his next move was to pull her over on top of him, and told me to do her from behind, d.p..... (I knew where this was headed....) And it's one thing to incidentally "rub fuzzies" with a guy who you know to be strait in a traditional d.p. of a babe in that position (by necessity, it's going to happen a few times), but it creeps you out when you suddenly find yourself in the position of rubbin' fuzzies with a guy you know wants to get off on that.... nevertheless... the babe had such a fine ass I went ahead and doggy'd the shit out of her back door, busted one off, and then told them I had to run.....

I kept "high" during that final anal romp, almost rising up to squat like a baseball catcher while doin' her in the ass, as I could tell he was thrusting up as high as he could to get some ball to ball contact.....

fukkin' nuts..... (literally)

[stevek173]

That stuff scares me man, AIDS is real. I am sorry that happened to you.

I would not have sex with another dude in the room.

This was a couple of college girls walking by. I ran into this dude that was playing open chords so I taught him how to play barre chords and then we rocked out for awhile. He was cool and he said he has a lead guitarist that I should meet so when I'm up there I'll look for that guy. Then we can put down tracks in the studio, tear up the bar scene and live the dream.