This is real life: California to regulate cow farts

[daneblazer]

http://www.fox5ny.com/news/220448846-story

California. Pretty state. Crazy people

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

Just be glad Florida hasn't gotten 'round to regulating your escalator and your dog farts or else you'd be one broke dikk mutherfukker.

[gauchojake]

Daner we are winning

[VeggieDog]

California is like that wacky girlfriend we've all had. Bat-shit crazy, but too good in bed to get rid of completely.

[Ralphie Halves]

It's funny and all because it's cows farting, but that methane shit's real. Props to California for doing something smart for once.

[The Kraken]

"Cows farting...Thats just gross...I mean just disgusting... Believe me, BELIEVE ME... Everyone listen now, listen to this. When I become President, we won't be gross or disgusting..."

[Mr KLC]

Can California just go ahead and secede already?

[stevek173]

Wow, glad I wasn't in Cali yesterday. Those Kashi bars were brutal on the way out.

[rkelly110]

Have no fear boys. Trump and crew will be doing away with the EPA. Fart until your heart's content.

[Auto Donk]

my wife asked me to inquire more about this technology, so she can apply it in our household.....

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ps... special note to chi-archie:

this reminds me of the time I crop dusted down an entire councourse at IAH, leaving, in a very crowded airport, a twenty-foot wide "parting of the seas" about 8-gates worth of distance.....

people were crushing each other on the sides of the councourse, practically climbing over one another, rather than walk through that gawd-awful Shiner Bock/enchiladas with a fried egg on top Blast I ripped right down the middle of the concourse.....

When I finally finished and had the nerve to turn around (after one quick 360 spin to make sure the draft wasn't still clinging to me), I almost broke out in laughter..... and I can assure you I was the only one smiling within' about a 200 yard radius.....

[sportsfan9698]

Yes Cali has always been a joke politically...

crazy prediction - Cali will vote Trump in 2020 - odds are huge but I'm saying it is possible

[goatchaser]

When the country is broke and and all the coal is mined, and a Nuclear blast destroys all our Power Plants, and a few us along with it. We in California will still have Lights.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGTBOwFxva0