Living the single life ?

[Auto Donk]

my guess is he used the canadian version of one of those corny "safemaster" locks some idiots used to use on their school lockers.....

I could walk up and give one of those pieces of shit a good, sharp yank, and bust right in......

that pussy is well-traveled

[Notorious_Donk]

Update:

Over a month later were still banging with no serious mention of "settling down". However I did have to respectfully decline/avoid meeting some family and she was fine with it. Not sure if dick that good or if she is actually that interested.

Still talking to a few other women on the side but these are some rough waters I'm sailing. Right now, the ship is still afloat fellas

[Notorious_Donk]

Now I've gotten myself into another situation...

"Brunette" is the girl i've been banging for about 6 months and she lives at these nice apartments right on the water. For the last two weeks i've been talking to this other girl, "Blondie". I haven't banged her yet but I really want to and pretty sure she does too. She just told me this morning that she is now moving into the Shore apartments, which is the same exact apartments as Brunette wtf. How the fukk do I navigate these waters?? Brunette obviously knows my vehicle so thats an issue, but Blondie is already telling me to come over for a movie night when she moves in.

What's the best course of action here? Keep in mind I would rather Blondie not know where I live at this moment so my house is off-limits (as of now).

[Notorious_Donk]

Now I've gotten myself into another situation...<br>
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"Brunette" is the girl i've been banging for about 6 months and she lives at these nice apartments right on the water. For the last two weeks i've been talking to this other girl, "Blondie". I haven't banged her yet but I really want to and pretty sure she does too. She just told me this morning that she is now moving into the Shore apartments, which is the same exact apartments as Brunette wtf. How the fukk do I navigate these waters?? Brunette obviously knows my vehicle so thats an issue, but Blondie is already telling me to come over for a movie night when she moves in. <br>
<br>
What's the best course of action here? Keep in mind I would rather Blondie not know where I live at this moment so my house is off-limits (as of now).<br>
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[Auto Donk]

Now I've gotten myself into another situation...<br>
<br>
"Brunette" is the girl i've been banging for about 6 months and she lives at these nice apartments right on the water. For the last two weeks i've been talking to this other girl, "Blondie". I haven't banged her yet but I really want to and pretty sure she does too. She just told me this morning that she is now moving into the Shore apartments, which is the same exact apartments as Brunette wtf. How the fukk do I navigate these waters?? Brunette obviously knows my vehicle so thats an issue, but Blondie is already telling me to come over for a movie night when she moves in. <br>
<br>
What's the best course of action here? Keep in mind I would rather Blondie not know where I live at this moment so my house is off-limits (as of now).<br>
<br>
<br>

slip em some mollies and pull a threesome

[Notorious_Donk]

slip em some mollies and pull a threesome

Fukk you're a genius

[TheMetsSuck]

what's the problem here? I'm dating 5 girls currently in NYC. Bumble is a goldmine. Recycle them every couple of months before things get "serious"... rinse and repeat. Hard on the wallet for sure though. Better make sure the girl is worth it before you take her anywhere decent. Gotta do your due diligence. The old girls get mindfacked and are easy for a layup bang weeks or months down the road usually also after u sent them packing unexpectedly.

[Auto Donk]

or just be a man and tell em to "deal with it" if they bust you and don't want to party it up and have a threesome.....

[Notorious_Donk]

what's the problem here? I'm dating 5 girls currently in NYC. Bumble is a goldmine. Recycle them every couple of months before things get "serious"... rinse and repeat. Hard on the wallet for sure though. Better make sure the girl is worth it before you take her anywhere decent. Gotta do your due diligence. The old girls get mindfacked and are easy for a layup bang weeks or months down the road usually also after u sent them packing unexpectedly.

The problem is i'm not in NYC.... i'm in a much smaller city

[StackinGreen]

what's the problem here? I'm dating 5 girls currently in NYC. Bumble is a goldmine. Recycle them every couple of months before things get "serious"... rinse and repeat. Hard on the wallet for sure though. Better make sure the girl is worth it before you take her anywhere decent. Gotta do your due diligence. The old girls get mindfacked and are easy for a layup bang weeks or months down the road usually also after u sent them packing unexpectedly.

Problem is that it's hard to get a boner with an American girl anywhere near 30, 95% are trash --- forget 30+

[Notorious_Donk]

Problem is that it's hard to get a boner with an American girl anywhere near 30, 95% are trash --- forget 30+

And what bars do you go to? Remind me to never travel there