Do Any Posters Suffer From Constipation?

[Seaweed]

I am at work now on toilet 20 minutes sweating bullets but i cant leave till i release. My supervisor will give me crap when i get back and i am scared i might be suspended

I had a sub with hot sauce today from subway so it also might be that

What should i do to get out fast??

[funnyb25]

I am at work now on toilet 20 minutes sweating bullets but i cant leave till i release. My supervisor will give me crap when i get back and i am scared i might be suspended

I had a sub with hot sauce today from subway so it also might be that

What should i do to get out fast??

Just stay in there overnight and turn ur phone off

[daneblazer]

Metamucil or Berts Chili from Waffle House

[Roadtrip635]

Taco Bell will loosen you up real quick.

[DwightShrute]

[Russian Rocket]

Do Any Posters Suffer From Constipation?

Wizzle, when he tries to find a winner!

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Seaweed, Plz Don't post about taking a shit in PT.

Thanks

[funnyb25]

Seaweed, Plz Don't post about taking a shit in PT.

Thanks

He isn't though...that's the problem..

[stealthyburrito]

Fiber, fiber, fiber bro.

Need at least 30g of that shit daily

[Bostongambler]

99% of the people who suffer from constipation don't give a shit.

[actiondan]

I suffer from rectal itch

[BIGDAY]

I drink coffee.

Black.

#LiveOffTheLand

[b1slickguy]

I suffer from rectal itch

There is a pill for that, but the side effects may cause leakage instead of itching.
Good luck.

[Grant65]

This is all great advice...tailing

[Dirty Sanchez]

[Seaweed]

Done

[Jayvegas420]

Seaweed, Plz Don't post about taking a shit in PT.

Thanks

It's OK Dagles, he doesn't work at BK.




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Wait, Seaweed....do you work at Burger King?

[Smoke]

call the giant via FaceTime and have him talk to you sexually

[Underdog5229]

bunch of fukin fiber. stick ur finger up there and help it out (JJ verified and approved)

[MoneyLineDawg]

Eat healthy and keep yourself hydrated you fukk

[CappinTerp]

Wow what a topic,but it is relevant to me,because of chronic pain ......drink a lot of water..not soda,coffee...water and eat a lot of grapes! If you must take a stool softener ...................................gl

[pavyracer]

Eat prickly pears and figs. Helps with constipation.

[grease lightnin]

Take Stealthy's advice. Fiber. Do a kale, fruit, and ground flax shake every morning and you will have no problems. Drink a glass of metamucil when you are in a rush. Your butthole will thank you.

[triplecrown333]

prunes, eat ten and you can put your fist through your ass...

[JAKEPEAVY21]

[stevek173]

Sometimes. Basically if I have milk I will alternate between that and the runs. I have a very fickle digestive tract and a horrible case of lactose intolerance.

You want to throw off my poker game, sneak a bunch of lactose into my beer.

You won't see me for days.

I hope you feel better weeder.

[jjgold]

good stuff actually men

greens too

[Auto Donk]

well, weeder, next time don't have the guy pack your f'n fudge like a jackhammer, and u should be fine.....

[Auto Donk]

Taco Bell will loosen you up real quick.

or the bk "whopperito".... just ask this guy, who'd eaten one a mere thrity mins earlier:

[manny24]

[Roscoe_Word]

Take metamucil like that guy from the sopranos should have done.

[greenhippo]

Jesus fukkin Christ where do you people find these pics and gifs

[Auto Donk]

WEEDER primarily worried about the impact of not being able to go to his art class:

[Russian Rocket]

Donker unreal

[triplecrown333]

holy shit puahahahahaha...