Any of you guys seen one roaming around?
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Otters27BARRELED IN @ SBR!
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#1Clown SightingsTags: None -
KermitBARRELED IN @ SBR!
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#2I keep hearing about this shit. Someone is going to get their head blown off. And when it happens, I hope it gets captured on video.Comment -
kidcudi92SBR Posting Legend
- 12-14-11
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#3No if I did i would make one of those dweebs so how fast they can run
they can't out run a bullet but i mean ya can't just shoot em, unless in self defense
but 99.9% of these weird dweeb nerd fukks would run even if you threw up fistsComment -
KermitBARRELED IN @ SBR!
- 09-27-10
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#5I wonder if a clown does get killed, will other clowns come out to protest?
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turtlejcSBR MVP
- 10-18-11
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#9these idiots are popping up all over chicago now
a week o/u until one of them gets popped hereComment -
kidcudi92SBR Posting Legend
- 12-14-11
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#10Comment -
Roadtrip635SBR Hall of Famer
- 12-07-10
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#12There were 3 clowns spotted at Penn St and about 6000 students went out on a "Clown Hunt" looking for them
In Plano Texas, some guy jacked up a clown
The victim says he was walking the trail at around 8:45 p.m. Sept. 29, when he heard a rustling of leaves and a pinging noise. He says he knows now that the pinging noise was the baseball bat hitting a guard rail.
"The individual in the clown mask confronted our victim and said, 'Do you wanna play a game?'" said David Tilley of the Plano police.
The victim says the clown said it menacingly in a "deep and scary voice." He says the clown had the bat in his right hand. The clown took several steps toward the victim.
"Instinct kicked in […] and I hit him," the victim said.
The victim says he hit the clown square in the face. He said blood dripped through his mask as the clown ran back into the woods.
That clown clearly didn't know the 6'4"man he confronted has MMA experience. "This can be a deadly game,” Tilley said. “We're in Texas. People carry.” Our victim says he normally does carry a weapon, but he didn't on this day.
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Otters27BARRELED IN @ SBR!
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#15Can you get arrested just for dressing up as a clown and walking down the street?Comment -
SnowballBARRELED IN @ SBR!
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#18this is a way to make $$$ on you tube...
1) dress up as creepy clown
2) kids tell school or adults
3) your buddy films it
4) reports make the news
5) sell live footage to news, post on you tube
cha-ching ! thousands.Comment -
jjgoldSBR Aristocracy
- 07-20-05
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#19I think some have died right??Comment -
maggiethebestdogSBR Hall of Famer
- 12-21-13
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#20I work at an elementary school. This nonsense has the kids terrified. False sightings spread like wildfire and the kids believe it all. They think everything they hear in a rumor is true. There is only one verified sighting in my area and it was just a joke. If any clowns come near these kids or I see them anywhere, they will be deceased clowns very quickly.Comment -
BostongamblerBARRELED IN @ SBR!
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#21(1/3) Well, I for one, think its about time that society embraced the diversity of CLM. Its shameful that clowns aren't given the same respect as everyone else.
(2/3) The incarceration rate of clowns is well beyond the normal rate. Yes, while it's true that clown-on-clown violence is a problem, but its because of the
(3/3) societal impediments to their success. Imagine YOU were a sad little hungry clown in the ghetto. Umm, ok, I'm done here.Comment -
jtolerBARRELED IN @ SBR!
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#23Why are people terrorizing people clown suits.Comment -
MoMoneyMoVaughnSBR Posting Legend
- 05-08-14
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#24I just heard about this last night from some girl I know who goes to Syracuse.
Weird, weird shit.
Her commentary was "America is fuccking wack, dude."Comment -
BostongamblerBARRELED IN @ SBR!
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#26Once u go Clown, u never go back.Comment -
gauchojakeBARRELED IN @ SBR!
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#27Lots of clowns at SBRComment -
BuckandadimeSBR Hall of Famer
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#29Gas 'em till they kick, nuke 'em till they glow.. Let God sort them out.. It's ridiculous..Comment -
gauchojakeBARRELED IN @ SBR!
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#30This is me last Halloween. I considered breaking out the costume a little early and heading to the hood
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convickSBR MVP
- 11-03-11
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#31Dont think it was so widespread before but it has definitely been going on for years now.
Days after there were several reports of spooky clowns alarming residents in California, pranksters in similar costumes are popping up in other states.
I remember hearing of shit like this for past 2-3 years or maybe even longer than that. Always around this time year. Just copycats and goofballs that need another hobby.Comment -
Mr KLCBARRELED IN @ SBR!
- 12-19-07
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#33PORTLAND, Ore. - Police said they arrested a man outside a school on Thursday following a report that he was in a clown mask chasing children.
Portland Police said David Dahlman, 55, was wearing boxing gloves and alarmed students by shadow boxing towards them as he stood outside the school window. They said he also threatened an assistant principal who came out to speak to him.
Dahlman ran away but police were able to arrest him a short distance away.
Meanwhile, a Gresham boy was also arrested on Thursday for making threatening "killer clown" posts on social media.
Police said the boy made claims that the clown was headed to two schools to hurt students. Police found that the threats were not credible and the boy had no intention of harming anyone.
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Mr KLCBARRELED IN @ SBR!
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#34CLARK COUNTY, NV (CNN) — The Clark County School District is calling it an “epidemic.” Reports of “killer clowns” threatening schools across the Valley have caused panic.
On Thursday morning, that panic resulted in several children being injured.
“Over the last nine days, daily, we’re getting calls — just probably as many calls as you guys are getting. We’re probably getting double that,” Clark County School District Police Department Capt. Ken Young said. “This is widespread even as far as Canada.”
Online rumors and threats have transformed into real issues. According to police, Thursday morning at Leavitt Middle School in Las Vegas, someone thought it would be funny to announce there was a clown on campus.
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