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  • Otters27
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    • 07-14-07
    • 30760

    #1
    Clown Sightings
    Any of you guys seen one roaming around?
  • Kermit
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    • 09-27-10
    • 32555

    #2
    I keep hearing about this shit. Someone is going to get their head blown off. And when it happens, I hope it gets captured on video.
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    • kidcudi92
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      • 12-14-11
      • 15434

      #3
      No if I did i would make one of those dweebs so how fast they can run

      they can't out run a bullet but i mean ya can't just shoot em, unless in self defense

      but 99.9% of these weird dweeb nerd fukks would run even if you threw up fists
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      • brainfreeze
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        • 05-13-14
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        #4


        Check out the right hook at 1:50

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        • Kermit
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          • 09-27-10
          • 32555

          #5
          I wonder if a clown does get killed, will other clowns come out to protest?

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          • brainfreeze
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            • 05-13-14
            • 5689

            #6
            Originally posted by Kermit
            I wonder if a clown does get killed, will other clowns come out to protest?

            Is that krusty headed into a methadone clinic ...what in the world,
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            • kidcudi92
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 12-14-11
              • 15434

              #7
              Originally posted by brainfreeze
              Is that krusty headed into a methadone clinic ...what in the world,
              krusty has never been the epitome of "good human being"
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              • Kermit
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                • 09-27-10
                • 32555

                #8
                Originally posted by brainfreeze
                Is that krusty headed into a methadone clinic ...what in the world,
                Yeah.

                #ClownLivesMatter

                Even Krusty with his superfluous third nipple.
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                • turtlejc
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                  • 10-18-11
                  • 3958

                  #9
                  these idiots are popping up all over chicago now

                  a week o/u until one of them gets popped here
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                  • kidcudi92
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 12-14-11
                    • 15434

                    #10
                    Originally posted by turtlejc
                    these idiots are popping up all over chicago now

                    a week o/u until one of them gets popped here
                    64th and normal would do it, however i don't think people even go there other than who lives there, fire and police

                    let alone these clown dweebs

                    as many other areas
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                    • Mac4Lyfe
                      SBR Aristocracy
                      • 01-04-09
                      • 48383

                      #11
                      Originally posted by brainfreeze


                      Check out the right hook at 1:50

                      These clowns would be shot within a few minutes in my neighborhood. EVERYONE on my street are packing and they usually shoot first then ask questions.
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                      • Roadtrip635
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                        • 12-07-10
                        • 6129

                        #12
                        There were 3 clowns spotted at Penn St and about 6000 students went out on a "Clown Hunt" looking for them





                        In Plano Texas, some guy jacked up a clown

                        The victim says he was walking the trail at around 8:45 p.m. Sept. 29, when he heard a rustling of leaves and a pinging noise. He says he knows now that the pinging noise was the baseball bat hitting a guard rail.

                        "The individual in the clown mask confronted our victim and said, 'Do you wanna play a game?'" said David Tilley of the Plano police.

                        The victim says the clown said it menacingly in a "deep and scary voice." He says the clown had the bat in his right hand. The clown took several steps toward the victim.


                        "Instinct kicked in […] and I hit him," the victim said.
                        The victim says he hit the clown square in the face. He said blood dripped through his mask as the clown ran back into the woods.

                        That clown clearly didn't know the 6'4"man he confronted has MMA experience. "This can be a deadly game,” Tilley said. “We're in Texas. People carry.” Our victim says he normally does carry a weapon, but he didn't on this day.


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                        • sweethook
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 11-21-07
                          • 12667

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Kermit
                          I keep hearing about this shit. Someone is going to get their head blown off. And when it happens, I hope it gets captured on video.
                          this ...
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                          • slayer14
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                            • 08-12-13
                            • 22022

                            #14
                            This movie is creepy

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                            • Otters27
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                              • 07-14-07
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                              #15
                              Can you get arrested just for dressing up as a clown and walking down the street?
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                              • tony_come
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                                • 03-31-10
                                • 21695

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Otters27
                                Can you get arrested just for dressing up as a clown and walking down the street?
                                Hi Otto
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                                • pavyracer
                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                  • 04-12-07
                                  • 82839

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Otters27
                                  Can you get arrested just for dressing up as a clown and walking down the street?
                                  Yes. You got to be licensed to practice as a clown.
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                                  • Snowball
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                                    • 11-15-09
                                    • 30058

                                    #18
                                    this is a way to make $$$ on you tube...

                                    1) dress up as creepy clown

                                    2) kids tell school or adults

                                    3) your buddy films it

                                    4) reports make the news

                                    5) sell live footage to news, post on you tube

                                    cha-ching ! thousands.
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                                    • jjgold
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                                      • 07-20-05
                                      • 388179

                                      #19
                                      I think some have died right??
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                                      • maggiethebestdog
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                                        • 12-21-13
                                        • 6700

                                        #20
                                        I work at an elementary school. This nonsense has the kids terrified. False sightings spread like wildfire and the kids believe it all. They think everything they hear in a rumor is true. There is only one verified sighting in my area and it was just a joke. If any clowns come near these kids or I see them anywhere, they will be deceased clowns very quickly.
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                                        • Bostongambler
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                                          • 02-01-08
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                                          #21
                                          (1/3) Well, I for one, think its about time that society embraced the diversity of CLM. Its shameful that clowns aren't given the same respect as everyone else.
                                          (2/3) The incarceration rate of clowns is well beyond the normal rate. Yes, while it's true that clown-on-clown violence is a problem, but its because of the
                                          (3/3) societal impediments to their success. Imagine YOU were a sad little hungry clown in the ghetto. Umm, ok, I'm done here.
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                                          • Roadtrip635
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                                            • 12-07-10
                                            • 6129

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Otters27
                                            Can you get arrested just for dressing up as a clown and walking down the street?

                                            Some clown got arrested in Kentucky, apparently, there was a city ordinance prohibiting wearing a mask in public.

                                            Not all clowns need a mask to be creepy though, this clown is creepy as hell without a mask
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                                            • jtoler
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                                              • 12-17-13
                                              • 30967

                                              #23
                                              Why are people terrorizing people clown suits.
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                                              • MoMoneyMoVaughn
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                                                • 05-08-14
                                                • 14988

                                                #24
                                                I just heard about this last night from some girl I know who goes to Syracuse.

                                                Weird, weird shit.

                                                Her commentary was "America is fuccking wack, dude."
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                                                • jjgold
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                                                  • 07-20-05
                                                  • 388179

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Roadtrip635
                                                  Some clown got arrested in Kentucky, apparently, there was a city ordinance prohibiting wearing a mask in public.

                                                  Not all clowns need a mask to be creepy though, this clown is creepy as hell without a mask
                                                  unreal
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                                                  • Bostongambler
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                                                    • 02-01-08
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                                                    #26
                                                    Once u go Clown, u never go back.
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                                                    • gauchojake
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                                                      • 09-17-10
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                                                      #27
                                                      Lots of clowns at SBR
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                                                      • captrobey
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                                                        • 09-02-10
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                                                        #28
                                                        First time i ever saw this i was crying i was laughing so hard.



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                                                        • Buckandadime
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                                                          • 04-21-15
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                                                          #29
                                                          Gas 'em till they kick, nuke 'em till they glow.. Let God sort them out.. It's ridiculous..
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                                                          • gauchojake
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                                                            • 09-17-10
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                                                            #30
                                                            This is me last Halloween. I considered breaking out the costume a little early and heading to the hood

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                                                            • convick
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                                                              • 11-03-11
                                                              • 3954

                                                              #31
                                                              Dont think it was so widespread before but it has definitely been going on for years now.


                                                              Days after there were several reports of spooky clowns alarming residents in California, pranksters in similar costumes are popping up in other states.


                                                              I remember hearing of shit like this for past 2-3 years or maybe even longer than that. Always around this time year. Just copycats and goofballs that need another hobby.
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                                                              • FilletMaster
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                                                                • 09-21-10
                                                                • 1096

                                                                #32
                                                                It's the clowns with pies you gotta worry bout..


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                                                                • Mr KLC
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                                                                  • 12-19-07
                                                                  • 31097

                                                                  #33
                                                                  PORTLAND, Ore. - Police said they arrested a man outside a school on Thursday following a report that he was in a clown mask chasing children.

                                                                  Portland Police said David Dahlman, 55, was wearing boxing gloves and alarmed students by shadow boxing towards them as he stood outside the school window. They said he also threatened an assistant principal who came out to speak to him.

                                                                  Dahlman ran away but police were able to arrest him a short distance away.

                                                                  Meanwhile, a Gresham boy was also arrested on Thursday for making threatening "killer clown" posts on social media.

                                                                  Police said the boy made claims that the clown was headed to two schools to hurt students. Police found that the threats were not credible and the boy had no intention of harming anyone.


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                                                                  • Mr KLC
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                                                                    • 12-19-07
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    CLARK COUNTY, NV (CNN) — The Clark County School District is calling it an “epidemic.” Reports of “killer clowns” threatening schools across the Valley have caused panic.

                                                                    On Thursday morning, that panic resulted in several children being injured.

                                                                    “Over the last nine days, daily, we’re getting calls — just probably as many calls as you guys are getting. We’re probably getting double that,” Clark County School District Police Department Capt. Ken Young said. “This is widespread even as far as Canada.”

                                                                    Online rumors and threats have transformed into real issues. According to police, Thursday morning at Leavitt Middle School in Las Vegas, someone thought it would be funny to announce there was a clown on campus.


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                                                                    • b1slickguy
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                                                                      • 11-24-11
                                                                      • 11959

                                                                      #35
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