Question about strip clubs

[stevek173]

I know some of you don't agree with it and to be honest with you I respect your opinion but I don't and won't care so you can save it.

My question is, what I want to do is have two of them in the back room at once, make out with each other and then destroy me. I'm thinking this could be done by paying double, yes?

[Auto Donk]

i thought for sure this was gonna be an inquiry about dead birds.....

no, they don't have em in strip clubs, but a few of the dancers might smell like they've tucked one away in their box

[Auto Donk]

now, having read ur actual inquiry, yes. that can happen

you obviously didn't read my post i put up about an experience my cousin had....

at Splendor here in h town, he had two at once, and his friend another, in the champagne room..... one was blowing him while another was teabaggin' him, simultaneously....

in an ironic twist of fate, one of the two rares up and starts projectile vommiting over the back of a chair she had moved to afford more "privacy"....

the irony is that is wasn't the one throating his kahk, but rather the one teabaggin' him.....

his only explanation for the events was that it must have been a long nut hair that tickled the back of her throat while his sack was emmersed in her mouth.....

[Ghenghis Kahn]

steve did you say you were bipolar? are you having a manic episode right now?

what is it like? please explain to me pal. thanks...

as for the strippers, i don't see why you wouldn't be able to get two of them at the same time. i'm no expert but you'd think they'd do anything for the right price. you just have to get one and then tell her to get one of her friends. but it would probably cost you at least a double.

[stevek173]

now, having read ur actual inquiry, yes. that can happen

you obviously didn't read my post i put up about an experience my cousin had....

at Splendor here in h town, he had two at once, and his friend another, in the champagne room..... one was blowing him while another was teabaggin' him, simultaneously....

in an ironic twist of fate, one of the two rares up and starts projectile vommiting over the back of a chair she had moved to afford more "privacy"....

the irony is that is wasn't the one throating his kahk, but rather the one teabaggin' him.....

his only explanation for the events was that it must have been a long nut hair that tickled the back of her throat while his sack was emmersed in her mouth.....

lmfao wtf

[stevek173]

steve did you say you were bipolar? are you having a manic episode right now?

what is it like? please explain to me pal. thanks...

as for the strippers, i don't see why you wouldn't be able to get two of them at the same time. i'm no expert but you'd think they'd do anything for the right price. you just have to get one and then tell her to get one of her friends. but it would probably cost you at least a double.

Yes, I am diagnosed bipolar with some schitzo too. I was having an episode I think but today I crashed down. When you're having an episode it's completely great. I can write 3 songs in a day learn whatever, go and do whatever at the speed of light. Unmedicated because that's what I choose, I do it with alcohol.

Alright sounds good that's what I'm going to do thanks man.

[nyplayer33]

Bad scene..very addictive.

[stevek173]

Yeah it is very addictive man but if you can afford it, it's cool. Good for the anxiety too. For me it has to be classy places. I was in another a town with a little bit of a rough economy and was asking about the local strip joint. Talked to the girl at the ciggie store and she was like don't go there and wouldn't tell me why. Then asked the guy at the beer store and he was like yeah, a lot of the girls there are pregnant or on heroin. Translation - their boys could jack you up on the parking lot.

That's what I have to look out for. My joint is the classiest one in town so the girls know what I like so it's cool. I've made it rain there enough where nothing bad will happen to me around there.

[Auto Donk]

you gotta know how to work a strip club....

tip 1: bring your hot ass bi-babe into the club with you..... the next thing you know, both will be riding you, and not even in the champagne room (Treasures in H-town always came through for us, for free, or maybe for a few "tips" consisting of a couple of hits of X, which really got the babes uninibited)

tip 2: bring an 8-ball, and leave a little straw or a rolled up hundo on the table, to show said strippers you have something they want even more than a tweny for a table dance.... let her take it with her to the bathroom, with strict instructions that she's not to hoover it all or allow 8 of her coworkers to ravage it like a troop of monkeys ravaged this car:

now, understand that despite your strict instructions, that 8-ball is going to come back in one of two conditions: half empty, or nothing but residue on the bag; chalk it up to you're about to get laid, as a) the stripper is feeling a little guilty for having shared or hoovered almost all your blow, and 2. she's suddenly feeling fine as fuk and is ready to get playful with you.....

if your hi rollin' have three 8's on you, as you know that one is toast.

another successful herding of strippers can occur if you just give her the damn thing outright (after you've "taxed it" a little, but she'll nevertheless think it's a full 3.2 grams), and tell her to share it with a hot co-worker she likes, and once they do it, get their asses up in the champagne room, with you in tow, as it's about to come off the chain..... you'll have both of them doing sexual acrobatics up there in no time.....

3: don't be afraid to bang away even on the main floor of the club.... tho try to do it in a somewhat obscure locale, not directly in front of the main floor, as the dancers on stage often took offense to their coworkers tuggin' on my junk and blowing me if it was deflecting attention from other patrons off of her and onto the fact that this crazy fukker is actually getting a hummer right in the middle of the f'n club without a care in the world..... but the point is, do not fall for the need to go to the champagne room, or to buy a bottle of Dom, or to buy some stupid cheesy ass lingerie to be able to close the deal.....

[Auto Donk]

and one last tip, that should be obvious to any reasonable-thinking man, but I see idiots violate this rule weekly, if not daily.....

DO NOT, under any circumstances, try to date a f'n stripper or develop any emotional connection whatsoever with her.....

sure, you can fuk the shit out of them all day long, and night, but DO NOT think that you can save her from that lifestyle or any other bullshit like that.... she's is a whore to money, if not an outright whore, and has about ten other fukweeds just like you that want to save her or date her or whatever the fuk her..... she's not letting her "high end" customers who pay for that beamer, pay that f'n rent, and treat her to the finer things in life just for your ass, no matter how hot you are, how rich you are, how whatever the fuk you are.....

you try to date a stripper, you are setting yourself up for pain and misery and every other negative emotion you care to name .... she'll hit all of them with you....

[Auto Donk]

after watching that monkey vid, it brought back fond memories of a night with my bibabe at treasures.... we let the hottest little brunette stripper, who'd already dropped a tab and ate my girl and blew me, simultaneously, while my girl sat in my lap, thong to the side, bouncing, stripper on her hands and knees lapping away at my girl, and occasionally pulling my wand out to taste all of my girl, have an 8-ball to go hit, with the instructions generally "not to give it all away to others"....

as she walked into the dancer dressing room area, a few minutes passed. a hot blonde comes out, talks to a few of her co-workers, who almost knock each other down getting into the dressing area.... our girl still hasn't come out.... more of the others leave, and talk to others, who also rush in like that troup of monkies above.... 12 minutes later, our girl comes back out with the sad story of how the 8-ball accidentally fell into the shitter, and like the great treasures of the sea aboard Spanish Galleons lost during hurricanes, is now in Davey Jones' locker.....

we obviously said it's ok, we've got more, but let's get back to what we were doing..... the girls switched positions and she was bouncing away in no time.....

but that vision of how fast word spreads about an 8-ball in the dressing room, and how strippers suddenly raid it like a troup of monkies, will forever be emblazend in my kinked mind.....

[stevek173]

great shit Donker, thank you

I love to date a stripper. I don't need anything real right now man (though if something that worked came up I could roll). I need to run around and play poker or at home or whatever. No one except an angler is going to want to do that. So a stripper would be perfect. We get together we penetrate the shit out of each other and we talk to each other whenever. It works.

[Auto Donk]

great shit Donker, thank you

I love to date a stripper. I don't need anything real right now man (though if something that worked came up I could roll). I need to run around and play poker or at home or whatever. No one except an angler is going to want to do that. So a stripper would be perfect. We get together we penetrate the shit out of each other and we talk to each other whenever. It works.

good strategy, just don't let her become anything other than a fuk buddy..... it'll be hard not to let thoughts like "she's really a good girl deep down, if she wasn't in this environment of the club she'd be special" creep into your mind.... you'll see the good girl within (many are), but just like you can't get the degenerate out of a gambler, you can't get the strip club out of the girl......

there's an old cliche about country girls, that applies to strippers...... "you can take the girl out of the stip club, but you cant take the strip club out of the girl...." It's very true.... as no matter how good of a girl she might be deep down, having to grind her near naked body on a bunch of dreg guys for years who she wouldn't give the time of day if it wasn't her job and income depending on it, has made her jaded, emotionally damaged, and non-savable.....

ps.... one last tip, going from the strip club with your new harem of coked up strippers to the after hours swinger bars will 1. raise your stock in swingerland as the guy with game, 2. will enable you to experience an exponential growth in your own sexual activities, and 3. enable you to fuk an actual porn star whose name everyone recognizes due to your cred and the "talent level" hangin' with you.....

[Auto Donk]

there's a reaon this dumb mother fukker calls himself "T-PAIN"

if you find yourself singin' this song, you're fukked!!!!

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Now, back in the 2003-04 time frame, after my divorce, I went to Treasures and met a babe so fine that I recall singin' this song to my cousin the next day on the phone after my all nighter with her (yes, the same cousin of "wild nut hair" fame that sets off stripper gag reflexes with his f'n NUTS), as that babe was so fine I would have .... insert vulgar cliche here.... to nail her......

i quickly dispelled any notion of actually falling in love with her, but damn she had the sweetest.... eveything.....

[Auto Donk]

ps... if you wanna date one, to reel one in to put into your stable, do these things: 1. feed her ego non stop, 2. refer to her job as "dancing", and her as a "dancer" if you ever have to refer to it as anything at all, as it's usually best to never mention what she does for paper, and 3. no matter how poorly you think of her profession, act like youre totally non-judgmental of her pathetic livelihood, 4. use the situation to parlay your knowledge of the stipper community, and get numbers of other strippers who are obviously available for fuk-buddy status as well, and 5. most importantly, try to date the cute waitress or bartender working the strip who doesn't have fifteen other guys' fingers jammed in her box daily, and who isn't as jaded as the whores, uh, i mean, "dancers", who actually work the club's patrons over for their dough.....

the hot babe that landed me jessica drake was actually the bartender (never danced) at the Ritz II......

she'd be on the other side of me, to right of jessica.... and yes, just like we sandwiched that ho in the photo below, we similarly sandwiched her once the clothes came off in a limo parked out in front of Encounters that evening.....



DonkLand^CR, circa 2006....

[Auto Donk]

ps... JJ, you dipshit, you're always wondering about my height.... Jessica is somewhere in the ball park of 5'8-5'9..... and she's wearing heels in this photo.... add it up....

and get well already!

[Auto Donk]

ps. stevie, here's a few of my girl above before she died the hair "reddish"......

pretty sure she was "roooolllllinnnnnn' '"

[stevek173]

ps... if you wanna date one, to reel one in to put into your stable, do these things: 1. feed her ego non stop, 2. refer to her job as "dancing", and her as a "dancer" if you ever have to refer to it as anything at all, as it's usually best to never mention what she does for paper, and 3. no matter how poorly you think of her profession, act like youre totally non-judgmental of her pathetic livelihood, 4. use the situation to parlay your knowledge of the stipper community, and get numbers of other strippers who are obviously available for fuk-buddy status as well, and 5. most importantly, try to date the cute waitress or bartender working the strip who doesn't have fifteen other guys' fingers jammed in her box daily, and who isn't as jaded as the whores, uh, i mean, "dancers", who actually work the club's patrons over for their dough.....

the hot babe that landed me jessica drake was actually the bartender (never danced) at the Ritz II......

she'd be on the other side of me, to right of jessica.... and yes, just like we sandwiched that ho in the photo below, we similarly sandwiched her once the clothes came off in a limo parked out in front of Encounters that evening.....



DonkLand^CR, circa 2006....

Haha nice nice. The truth is man, I AM totally non judgmental unless it's some punk who comes at me the wrong way. I've been everywhere myself, we have to do what we have to do to make it work.

Very much appreciate your sage advice donker.

[stevek173]

ps. stevie, here's a few of my girl above before she died the hair "reddish"......

pretty sure she was "roooolllllinnnnnn' '"

Lol what was this after 4 40's and 2 rounds of the bong?

[Auto Donk]

it was swinger's new years eve ball back in 2006, she was mollied up and several drinks, because she knew she'd created drama by introducing me to the ho's below.... who were a pair of "unicorns" in the lifestyle (ie, single bi babes ready for action), and she knew said unicorns were coming our way, which was going to piss off the guy that paid for their night, dresses and all.... they are in the photo below, after the coup was staged.... the girl in the photo above took this photo:

the two unicorns in question are the ones not sitting on my kahk in the photo below:



I'm not trying to say I get all the pussy.....

I just get way more than my fair share......

the couple that paid for those unicorns was still lookin' for em the next day at noon....

ps... as for the third one, she was another random recent-addition to the unicorn crowd in Htown's "Lifestyle", and her man had dumped her, so she decided to use me and, more specifically, my kahk, to get him off her mind.....

the smile on her face is because i'd already popped a viag, (you can tell by the red flushness of my face), and I was already sporntin a very proud veiny Viag-stick, which she knew she would be riding in short order....

In MLB terms, I was 4 for 4 that night, with about 15 rbi's... felt like a total slut the next day..... and unlike women who get gangbanged, I absolutely loved that feeling........

[stevek173]

Bam!

[stevek173]

Donker this girl says you're married now and you'd better behave!

[Auto Donk]

unlike modern-day nfl and nba and mlb players, and usain bolt, once I settle down, I'm true to my babe....

the only 'sport' action I might engage in would be totally at my wife's direction (and direct participation, as well) and with obviously with her consent.....

that said, just as there's a saying about "Dust on the Bible", there appears to be "Dust on the wife's strapon," as well, as we seemed to quit bringing in threesomes with any degree of consistency.... and she hasn't worn that f'n thing (it makes Wave's black "hood ornamnent" accomodator strapon look small) in over a year, best I can recall.....

[stevek173]

The strip girls did elude to having their big friend penetrate me in the ass if that's what I wanted. I said NO.

Very thoughtful offer. PASS. I like my two shorties, the nice one and the bad one. They compliment eachother perfectly.

[Ghenghis Kahn]

the smile on her face is because i'd already popped a viag, (you can tell by the red flushness of my face), and I was already sporntin a very proud veiny Viag-stick, which she knew she would be riding in short order....

lol is this the time when chicks were punching your dick?

[stevek173]

at dick punching

PASS

[Auto Donk]

lol is this the time when chicks were punching your dick?

no, that was a house party in Atascocita

[Hu$tle]

epic posts old timer

[Auto Donk]

epic posts old timer

We're not as good as we once were, but we're as good once, as we ever were!

[stevek173]

Decided to hold off until after I win this weekend.

But might be hitting a real life hottie in the meantime too but I'm on a string with her and she's throwing me everywhere so whatever. I tried to throw her a little - bad call. She's strong, mad teasing and showing me who's boss. I AM. Oops. If that doesn't work out (or the others) we can go back to this. And there's nothing wrong with this - they're penetrating hot.

Work reward, boys.