Anybody here ever do couple counselling?

[fiveteamer]

Need some tips.

[Bread]

Yes, I do.

Dump her.

That will be $200.

[fiveteamer]

http://pennypigtails.mysbrforum.com/

Bread that is mean.

[Bread]

Who the hell is Penny Pigtails???

[fiveteamer]

Unreal.

[Willie Bee]

Who the hell is Penny Pigtails???

I believe she is Alex P Keaton's love interest.

Fiver, save your money and just talk to each other. Don't listen to your friends, don't listen to your parents, don't listen to anyone or anything other than what your guts and your hearts are telling you.

[Bread]

Dump her now.

[fiveteamer]

Willie Bee stop being s'damn nice.

[BatemanPatrickl]

I have but that was with a female partner. Your male/male relationship may require a specialist.

Best of luck.

[L2Gunz]

dont do counseling...waste of time and money...a friend of mine and his wife did this bullshit for months..fukk that...bring your ole lady to the nearest adult porn store and treat her to some nice toys...buy her the eager beaver and sit back and watch her freakout....then u bang her brains out....counseling over!!!

[wtf]

hire mr. t

[raydog]

I have but that was with a female partner. Your male/male relationship may require a specialist.

Best of luck.

[fiveteamer]

raydog it wasn't that funny.

[Bread]

LOL I was thinking the same thing.

Is Raydog wasted right now???

[raydog]

you are correct fiver. i am embarrassed for the outburst. listen, i thought you and this broad were about to kill each other a few months ago. this cc shit has to be her idea. are you sick of her shit or is it the other way around? btw, dr. bread is great at giving advice. just ask dave

[RogueScholar]

Fiver, my opinion on couple's counseling is that it's a waste of time. The typical dynamic in a hetero relationship is that the man will perpetually be pissing off the woman, and out of love she will forgive him. Once her love gets worn out then she wants to change you by getting you "therapy" and taking the burden off her. You're better off just splitting up with her and finding a woman who will forgive you out of the love in her heart. It's cheaper and far more satisfying.

[Bread]

Ray, Dr. Bread already made an appearance here for only $200. He didn't like what I had to say, so he's screwed.

As long as he pays me I could care less.

[Flyers09]

put your foot down and tell her to shut her mouth...i hate fvcken grls who do this counseling bullshit....what a joke, just another jerkoff to take your money...if you cant work it out between you two its time ot move on ..

[Boner_18]

Never been to couples counseling. However, I was kicked out of a family counseling session for telling the psychiatrist that I was glad that she had cancer and that I hoped it would result in a slow and emotionally draining death. I guess she didn't really care about my feelings.

[BatemanPatrickl]

raydog it wasn't that funny.

Sure it was. The fact that you can't fire back because you are one step away from a lifetime SBR vacation is even funnier.

[L2Gunz]

Never been to couples counseling. However, I was kicked out of a family counseling session for telling the psychiatrist that I was glad that she had cancer and that I hoped it would result in a slow and emotionally draining death. I guess she didn't really care about my feelings.

[tullamore]

Is the therapist hot?

[SexyMit]

Sure it was. The fact that you can't fire back because you are one step away from a lifetime SBR vacation is even funnier.

[Matt Rain]

Never been to couples counseling. However, I was kicked out of a family counseling session for telling the psychiatrist that I was glad that she had cancer and that I hoped it would result in a slow and emotionally draining death. I guess she didn't really care about my feelings.

Holy ****.

Agree with what most suggested, i.e. when "couple therapy" gets mentioned, it's time to move on. Been there.

[fiveteamer]

ok, she will probably bring up drinking and gambling.

this will be bad.

[pimike]

ok, she will probably bring up drinking and gambling.

this will be bad.

Think about how you live your life pal, she may be looking out for what is best for ya.

[fiveteamer]

pimike dont talk shit pal

[Teela]

Counseling is a waste of time.

[Chi_archie]

Counseling is a waste of time.

word

[jjgold]

Sick fuks get counseling, the strong do not

[fiveteamer]

I started to cry 10 mins in.

[pavyracer]

Counseling is for sissies. Real men make up with their partners with a leather belt.

[pimike]

I started to cry 10 mins in.

I woke up and saw this


You neep serious help Teamer SERIOUS HELP.

[MonkeyF0cker]

Dude. Move on. It's over. You're wasting a lot of time, money, and emotion.

[L2Gunz]

when your in counseling...pull out your man-boobs and squirt milk all over the place..and walk out..fukk it