I am actually am doing it now because I actually have to drive my guitar today to pick up some items from a buddy. They penetrating CAUGHT ME. But I HAVE TO DO THAT. Who didn't catch me. Let's count.
The online girl
The strippers
My best friend
His pissed off wife - SORRY! KICK ME IN THE NUTS ALREADY! AND YES I REMEMBER THAT YOU USED TO PLAY RUGBY. I CAN TAKE THE PAIN!! SORRY I HIT ON THE CLEANERS AND GAVE THEM AN ETRA HUNDO AND FLICKED A CARD ACROSS THE ROOM TOO!!!! I THOUGHT i HAD A CHANCE WITH THE ONE AND SHE HAD A GREAT ASS!!!! SORRY!!!! I'M SORRY i COLLAPSED ON YOUR PORCH AND SMASHED A 6ER OF SAMMY ON IT TOO! IM SORRY THE CATS GOT OUT! IM SORRY I DRANK ALL YOUR FANCY SUGARY SHIT AND GOT A HORRIBLE 2 DAY HANGOVER! I PAID FOR THE BOOZE INSTANTLY! I'M SORRY I WAS LOOKING FOR ANOTHER PULL COULDN'T FIND A BOTTLE OPENER AND DRANK YOUR VINEGAR TOO!!!! SORRY!!!! I REALLY AM!!!!IM SORRY I PASSED OUT AND LEFT ALL THE DOORS OPEN! NO ONE CAME IN AND THE CATS CAME BACK! penetrate! SORRY!!!! I. AM SORRY!!!!
Shari
Souther
The cute girl who cuts my hair (you're taken, again - not a threat to that)
How many other online girls - I don't know! I respect all of you. But FINE I'LL START penetrating LISTENING. FINE. SORRY BEER AND GUITARS IS PRETTY penetrating FUN. Sorry, I get smashed and turn into a whore!!!!
Peavy
Someone else
Someone else
A real estate person
Another one
5 more
My brother
My Father
My Mother
The local hottie
A couple local becoming buddies - your girls are taken and Im not a threat, I respeect you and I have your backs always
A hottie cashier
Her friends
My buddy's hot neighbor (but no I'm not a threat to that, she's completely taken and I don't penetrate with that)
Some coolios in another state
Others too.
Wtf?
penetrate!
The online girl
The strippers
My best friend
His pissed off wife - SORRY! KICK ME IN THE NUTS ALREADY! AND YES I REMEMBER THAT YOU USED TO PLAY RUGBY. I CAN TAKE THE PAIN!! SORRY I HIT ON THE CLEANERS AND GAVE THEM AN ETRA HUNDO AND FLICKED A CARD ACROSS THE ROOM TOO!!!! I THOUGHT i HAD A CHANCE WITH THE ONE AND SHE HAD A GREAT ASS!!!! SORRY!!!! I'M SORRY i COLLAPSED ON YOUR PORCH AND SMASHED A 6ER OF SAMMY ON IT TOO! IM SORRY THE CATS GOT OUT! IM SORRY I DRANK ALL YOUR FANCY SUGARY SHIT AND GOT A HORRIBLE 2 DAY HANGOVER! I PAID FOR THE BOOZE INSTANTLY! I'M SORRY I WAS LOOKING FOR ANOTHER PULL COULDN'T FIND A BOTTLE OPENER AND DRANK YOUR VINEGAR TOO!!!! SORRY!!!! I REALLY AM!!!!IM SORRY I PASSED OUT AND LEFT ALL THE DOORS OPEN! NO ONE CAME IN AND THE CATS CAME BACK! penetrate! SORRY!!!! I. AM SORRY!!!!
Shari
Souther
The cute girl who cuts my hair (you're taken, again - not a threat to that)
How many other online girls - I don't know! I respect all of you. But FINE I'LL START penetrating LISTENING. FINE. SORRY BEER AND GUITARS IS PRETTY penetrating FUN. Sorry, I get smashed and turn into a whore!!!!
Peavy
Someone else
Someone else
A real estate person
Another one
5 more
My brother
My Father
My Mother
The local hottie
A couple local becoming buddies - your girls are taken and Im not a threat, I respeect you and I have your backs always
A hottie cashier
Her friends
My buddy's hot neighbor (but no I'm not a threat to that, she's completely taken and I don't penetrate with that)
Some coolios in another state
Others too.
Wtf?
penetrate!