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[chico2663]

'Fellatio cafe' where customers receive oral sex while they drink their coffee

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'Fellatio cafe' where customers receive oral sex while they drink their coffee

Excerpt: Maxim

• The 'fellatio cafe' is set to open in Geneva, Switzerland by end of the year
• Customers 'would order a coffee before choosing a prostitute on an iPad'

You’ve heard of happy endings at seedy underground massage parlors—now get ready for blowjobs at coffee shops. Yeah, it's a real thing.
At the end of this year, a new coffee shop, Fellatio Café, will open up in Geneva, Switzerland, where you can get a hot cup of joe, with a side of blowjob. Seriously.
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The firm behind the Swiss café, Facegirl, says customers will be able to order coffee, then select a sex worker of their choice from an iPad to give them a blowjob. You sure as hell can’t do that at Starbucks.
And just how much will this sexual service set you back? 60 Swiss francs, or about $50. Plus five francs for the coffee, of course. This is a business after all. But still, not bad for a caffeinated afternoon (or morning) delight.

[chico2663]

Ready to travel?

[Bostongambler]

Unless ur the first one in line at 5:00 am why would u go.

[chico2663]

because more than 1 girl

[VeggieDog]

Unless ur the first one in line at 5:00 am why would u go.

Sloppy Seconds don't matter with blowjobs, do they?

[Bostongambler]

Sloppy Seconds don't matter with blowjobs, do they?

Giving or getting?

[BuckyOne]

What a country!

[swordsandtequila]

Too bad, don't like coffee...

[Booya711]

I don't drink coffee but I will tomorrow

[jjgold]

Pizza and Beer

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Jesus Christ, the workers are going to be banging their heads on the tables?

I like this idea. Would be better if it were beer and a blowjob though.

[actiondan]

Note to self: Move to Switzerland and open a soup and anal cafe

[sweethook]

its all about sharing boys

[funnyb25]

Do you have to order coffee? Or can u just go for the blowie?

[19th Hole]

Definitely a great way to wake up with a smile on your face...
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[Capybara]

Love coffee and love blow jobs, but do not at all see how they go together.

It's like if I said, Hey, I've got it: Everyone loves movies and everyone loves driving sports cars, so we'll make a track where you can drive around in an awesome car while current hit movies play on your dashboard. We don't need to fukkin combine everything. Coffee shops and brothels were fine as is.

[swordsandtequila]

[TheMoneyShot]

This is some funny sh#$ right here

[OTL]

Gross...

Do you really want to receive a BJ from a chick who's already swallowed 100 loads that day?

[swordsandtequila]

Gross...

Do you really want to receive a BJ from a chick who's already swallowed 100 loads that day?

I think swallowing is extra...

[Muller Rose]

People who prefer tea over coffee will surely ditch their tea habits because of this. LOL