Would You Drive 4 Hrs For This Chick? Part 2

Auto Donk · 08-12-16, 07:15 AM

update: tell the ho to call you when she's got a room in your town, within 5 mins from your house.... otherwise tell her to take a long f'n walk off a short f'n pier......

use the bad boy approach, she'll want you even more if you act like you could give two shits about meeting up with her

you'll wind up with her in the same position as the bitch in my avatar in no time at all

grease lightnin · 08-12-16, 07:24 AM

Donker that chick on your avy is a dead ringer for a girl i knew in hs

DeathAdder · 08-12-16, 07:58 AM

I know for a fact if any of these women knew you were secretly postings their pictures up on public forums for others to gawk and fawn over they'd be up in arms. Just when I thought SBR posters couldn't stoop any lower...

rkelly110 · 08-12-16, 08:05 AM

Originally posted by DeathAdder

I know for a fact if any of these women knew you were secretly postings their pictures up on public forums for others to gawk and fawn over they'd be up in arms. Just when I thought SBR posters couldn't stoop any lower...

If those stupid slits are willing to send pictures of their

and ass to someone they don't know, MS posting them here
makes no difference.

Auto Donk · 08-12-16, 10:53 AM

Originally posted by DeathAdder

I know for a fact if any of these women knew you were secretly postings their pictures up on public forums for others to gawk and fawn over they'd be up in arms. Just when I thought SBR posters couldn't stoop any lower...

up in arms? i doubt it.....

they'd be down on their f'n knees...... waitin' for a pearl necklace, smiliin' up as you get ready to spray about a quart of throat yougurt across their faces

Ghenghis Kahn · 08-12-16, 12:22 PM

lol there's always that one zit faced virgin that wants to be self-righteous... that one that befriends women with ulterior motives but just can't get out of the friendzone.

and he wonders why? tsk tsk tsk... these girls are sending half naked pics to strangers but you're offended by money posting some pics for his fellow sbr posters? gtfoh... you are the reason why there are atms at the strip clubs.

packerd_00 · 08-12-16, 12:54 PM

Originally posted by DeathAdder

I know for a fact if any of these women knew you were secretly postings their pictures up on public forums for others to gawk and fawn over they'd be up in arms. Just when I thought SBR posters couldn't stoop any lower...

How do you know for a fact you speak to these girls personally. Grow a pair would you,your not some woman saviour.

Auto Donk · 08-12-16, 01:02 PM

ghengis and packerd f'n unloading with an epic "hi-lo" tackle, leaving the guy on the field for the medics to clean up.....

better yet, each of them delivered something akin to this:

packerd_00 · 08-12-16, 01:09 PM

F@ck Donk,I don't know where this twerp thinks he is,guys are still guys on this board for the most part. I know that might be a foreign concept knowadays but still.

Good vid by the way.

Memento · 08-12-16, 06:41 PM

So #2 has no car, lives at home with her mom, has a curfew, and spent $300 on ebay for a Nintendo Wii to play mario cart? This has Chris Hanson written all over it....probably pictures of her older sister.

grease lightnin · 08-12-16, 07:30 PM

Originally posted by Memento

So #2 has no car, lives at home with her mom, has a curfew, and spent $300 on ebay for a Nintendo Wii to play mario cart? This has Chris Hanson written all over it....probably pictures of her older sister.

Money is reading this post like

packerd_00 · 08-12-16, 08:45 PM

Money cant you webcam with her before you meet up,just to be sure.

The Kraken · 08-12-16, 10:21 PM

I stayed home tonight just for updates

Hows it going Money

TheMoneyShot · 08-12-16, 10:23 PM

*UPDATE*

Well well well...

not even going to be upset about this in the least bit... but here's how the communication went today...

4:32 PM (Her text to me) I hope you don't forget about me.

(sad face)

5:01 PM (My text to her) Sorry. I was busy at work today. I will text or call you later on and we'll go over what we're doing tomorrow.

10:52 PM (Her text to me) I miss you

11:01 PM (My text to her) Call me when you get a chance.

11:06 PM (She calls me back)

Her: Hey! How are you?

Me: I'm good. So I just wanted to go over our plans for tomorrow.

Her: Oh! I thought you meant next weekend?

Me:

(I'm stunned. Didn't expect this.) I said... Um... ok no problem. Guess we'll try it some other time.

Her: I'm really so sorry. I have these kids to watch. They we'll be gone by next weekend.

Me: (I have no fukking clue what she just said. Or what she's even talking about.) So I said... like I said... it's no big deal. We'll try it some other time.

Her: You seem mad. But, tell me what you had planned anyways for us to do.

Me: Um. I honestly just wanted to talk about our plans for tomorrow. Then, I was heading straight to bed. And that's what I'm going to do... go to bed now.

Her: You mean you don't want to talk to me?

Me: I have to get going. Have a great night. Bye. (hung up)

But that's ok. It just shows you something is seriously wrong with this girl.

Girl #2 by the way.

TheMoneyShot · 08-12-16, 10:37 PM

It's ok gang. Not going to let this ruin my weekend. Plenty of other scenarios. We'll just put Girl #2 on the back burner for now.

Really didn't care to drive 2.5 hours and both girls possibly unavailable. Actually had a 3rd as well for backup... but she claims she'll be at a wedding on Saturday. Juice just isn't worth the squeeze.

We'll regroup... and figure something else out.

grease lightnin · 08-12-16, 11:32 PM

Where the fukk do you live? Are you on the UP or something?

The Kraken · 08-13-16, 12:23 AM

Originally posted by TheMoneyShot

It's ok gang. Not going to let this ruin my weekend. Plenty of other scenarios. We'll just put Girl #2 on the back burner for now.

Really didn't care to drive 2.5 hours and both girls possibly unavailable. Actually had a 3rd as well for backup... but she claims she'll be at a wedding on Saturday. Juice just isn't worth the squeeze.

We'll regroup... and figure something else out.

How is #3 compared to 1 and 2?

eeezzzz · 08-13-16, 12:34 AM

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bigtymer56 · 08-13-16, 07:51 AM

Originally posted by The Kraken

How is #3 compared to 1 and 2?

Guessing she's a normal boring girl with no crazy red flags that make her worth reading about.

Or maybe he's waiting for some pics before he posts her story.

Either way good luck. Reading through this makes me appreciate living in a big city.

captrobey · 08-13-16, 08:38 AM

Originally posted by TheMoneyShot

*UPDATE*

Well well well...

not even going to be upset about this in the least bit... but here's how the communication went today...

4:32 PM (Her text to me) I hope you don't forget about me.

(sad face)

5:01 PM (My text to her) Sorry. I was busy at work today. I will text or call you later on and we'll go over what we're doing tomorrow.

10:52 PM (Her text to me) I miss you

11:01 PM (My text to her) Call me when you get a chance.

11:06 PM (She calls me back)

Her: Hey! How are you?

Me: I'm good. So I just wanted to go over our plans for tomorrow.

Her: Oh! I thought you meant next weekend?

Me:

(I'm stunned. Didn't expect this.) I said... Um... ok no problem. Guess we'll try it some other time.

Her: I'm really so sorry. I have these kids to watch. They we'll be gone by next weekend.

Me: (I have no fukking clue what she just said. Or what she's even talking about.) So I said... like I said... it's no big deal. We'll try it some other time.

Her: You seem mad. But, tell me what you had planned anyways for us to do.

Me: Um. I honestly just wanted to talk about our plans for tomorrow. Then, I was heading straight to bed. And that's what I'm going to do... go to bed now.

Her: You mean you don't want to talk to me?

Me: I have to get going. Have a great night. Bye. (hung up)

But that's ok. It just shows you something is seriously wrong with this girl.

Girl #2 by the way.

It sounds like she is playing games. Very smart of you to not want to drive all that ways and end up wasting your time. If someone really wants to meet you they will not wait months before they do it unless they are not who they say or just playing games. I am sure if she never met you and is saying all this stuff with you i could guarantee you she is doing it with others too. I think you handled that well and i loved that you hung up on her. Life only is so long do not waste it on someone like her.

I cannot even watch that show Catfish without getting mad. People believing they are in a relationship with someone they have not ever even met. I wonder are there really people out there that stupid. Last show some girl believed she was in love with some surfer guy. He would not meet her for 2.5 years. Guy was even after they checked him out was doing the same thing with another girl. So this girl tracked him down(Pretty girl too ) and even though the guy was pretty much an ass and gave the lamest excuses why he never met her(He was not ready and wanted to do it on his own time-Really after 2.5 years?) she STILL wanted to be with him and walked away holding his hand. But most shows i have seen the person turns out to be a different gender or stole a picture from someone else and ends up being a 500 pound black woman.

Memento · 08-13-16, 11:02 AM

Originally posted by TheMoneyShot

*UPDATE*

Well well well...

not even going to be upset about this in the least bit... but here's how the communication went today...

4:32 PM (Her text to me) I hope you don't forget about me.

(sad face)

5:01 PM (My text to her) Sorry. I was busy at work today. I will text or call you later on and we'll go over what we're doing tomorrow.

10:52 PM (Her text to me) I miss you

11:01 PM (My text to her) Call me when you get a chance.

11:06 PM (She calls me back)

Her: Hey! How are you?

Me: I'm good. So I just wanted to go over our plans for tomorrow.

Her: Oh! I thought you meant next weekend?

Me:

(I'm stunned. Didn't expect this.) I said... Um... ok no problem. Guess we'll try it some other time.

Her: I'm really so sorry. I have these kids to watch. They we'll be gone by next weekend.

Me: (I have no fukking clue what she just said. Or what she's even talking about.) So I said... like I said... it's no big deal. We'll try it some other time.

Her: You seem mad. But, tell me what you had planned anyways for us to do.

Me: Um. I honestly just wanted to talk about our plans for tomorrow. Then, I was heading straight to bed. And that's what I'm going to do... go to bed now.

Her: You mean you don't want to talk to me?

Me: I have to get going. Have a great night. Bye. (hung up)

But that's ok. It just shows you something is seriously wrong with this girl.

Girl #2 by the way.

So now she is a babysitter as well....no way she is legit. Smart move...stay far away.

Hu$tle · 08-13-16, 11:10 AM

These girls r fishy...they smell like catfish

USCPHILLYGUY · 08-13-16, 11:10 AM

these things never end well for money........

Auto Donk · 08-13-16, 01:21 PM

Originally posted by Hu$tle

These girls r fishy...they smell like catfish

unlike my fiance Aly..... she's so young and toight it doesn't even have a smell to it.....

(well, other than honey, whipcream, and cherries jubilee)

Ghenghis Kahn · 08-13-16, 01:42 PM

#2 texted you "i miss you"? how does someone miss someone they've never met? abort mission on #2 pal. this might end like that time when you were locked out of your own room.

packerd_00 · 08-13-16, 01:42 PM

This girl seems very bizarre mate,whats the deal with girl number 1,you still got her number.

packerd_00 · 08-13-16, 02:07 PM

Originally posted by captrobey

It sounds like she is playing games. Very smart of you to not want to drive all that ways and end up wasting your time. If someone really wants to meet you they will not wait months before they do it unless they are not who they say or just playing games. I am sure if she never met you and is saying all this stuff with you i could guarantee you she is doing it with others too. I think you handled that well and i loved that you hung up on her. Life only is so long do not waste it on someone like her.

I cannot even watch that show Catfish without getting mad. People believing they are in a relationship with someone they have not ever even met. I wonder are there really people out there that stupid. Last show some girl believed she was in love with some surfer guy. He would not meet her for 2.5 years. Guy was even after they checked him out was doing the same thing with another girl. So this girl tracked him down(Pretty girl too ) and even though the guy was pretty much an ass and gave the lamest excuses why he never met her(He was not ready and wanted to do it on his own time-Really after 2.5 years?) she STILL wanted to be with him and walked away holding his hand. But most shows i have seen the person turns out to be a different gender or stole a picture from someone else and ends up being a 500 pound black woman.

Nice guys finish last mate,girls are full of shit when they say they just want a nice guy.

Auto Donk · 08-13-16, 02:14 PM

Originally posted by packerd_00

Nice guys finish last mate,girls are full of shit when they say they just want a nice guy.

usually, the "biggest" guy finishes last in a ho like this.....

otherwise, all the SWC and MWC at the gangbang can't feel a thing

packerd_00 · 08-13-16, 02:20 PM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

usually, the "biggest" guy finishes last in a ho like this.....

otherwise, all the SWC and MWC at the gangbang can't feel a thing

Fair point mate

TheMoneyShot · 08-13-16, 11:51 PM

Originally posted by The Kraken

How is #3 compared to 1 and 2?

Well... don't want to officially give her the #3 spot because she lives in that area where the other 2 live. And who knows... I may not even be in that area? She's 32 though... blonde skinny... and nutty. Like the rest of these humanoids.

What pisses me off about #2 or any chick that acts that way... look at all the time wasted. Constantly texting back and forth... 20 minute phone conversations here and there. Christ... I know I've spent at least 10 hours of my life on the phone with her. 10 hours I can't ever get back. I don't know why girls do this? Is she that dumb? How the fuk do you get off the phone with her on Thursday... and she CLEARLY KNEW IT WAS THIS SATURDAY (because she mentioned wave pool... restaurants... wine tasting....)

Fukking ridiculous. You're on the phone with someone the following day... and she says... OH! I didn't know you meant tomorrow? I mean... you have to be out of your fukking mind even saying that to a guy??!?! What is the GD thrill for a chick to do this??? You have to be on some sort of meds. No question.

It's all good. Hopefully #1 will come through one weekend.

I will post more girls if it's significant. With football going on.... and these inconsistent bitches.... tired of wasting time. Becomes a damn burden. What happened with just going out and meeting? Apparently these bitches can't even afford a car?

Can't pay for gas.

Damn women take the fun out of it.

grease lightnin · 08-14-16, 09:14 AM

Money, you used to slay these online hoes. What has changed the last few years???

Auto Donk · 08-15-16, 08:58 AM

Originally posted by TheMoneyShot

*UPDATE*

Well well well...

not even going to be upset about this in the least bit... but here's how the communication went today...

4:32 PM (Her text to me) I hope you don't forget about me.

(sad face)

5:01 PM (My text to her) Sorry. I was busy at work today. I will text or call you later on and we'll go over what we're doing tomorrow.

10:52 PM (Her text to me) I miss you

11:01 PM (My text to her) Call me when you get a chance.

11:06 PM (She calls me back)

Her: Hey! How are you?

Me: I'm good. So I just wanted to go over our plans for tomorrow.

Her: Oh! I thought you meant next weekend?

Me:

(I'm stunned. Didn't expect this.) I said... Um... ok no problem. Guess we'll try it some other time.

Her: I'm really so sorry. And while I know there was absolutely no confusion on which weekend it was, I have just confirmed a date with a guy I have above you on the list of guys I want to fuk. But, like most every man that puts up with my craziness just to get into my pants and spray my big fake with his hate paste, he will be gone, one and done, by next weekend.

Me: (I have no fukking clue what she just said. Or what she's even talking about.) So I said... like I said... it's no big deal. We'll try it some other time.

Her: You seem mad. But, tell me what you had planned anyways for us to do, as my fragile and totally insecure ego loves to be stroked.

Me: Um. I honestly just wanted to talk about our plans for tomorrow. Then, I was heading straight to bed. And that's what I'm going to do... go to bed now.

Her: You mean you don't want to talk to me? I love having you on the chain to totally jerk around, and use to tell me how hot I am. Particularly because I have a hard time believing it myself after all that my daddy did to me sexually, and especially because of what he SAID to me during our despicable sexual encounters. Daddy telling me "you're such a pitiful little whore, no man will ever find you attractive or fall in love with you" while his kahk was burried to the hilt in my ass has always stuck with me for some reason....

Me: I have to get going. Have a great night. Bye. (hung up)

But that's ok. It just shows you something is seriously wrong with this girl.

Girl #2 by the way.

I have edited in the true facts above in red ink......

JAKEPEAVY21 · 08-15-16, 09:19 AM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

meth makes those midwestern hos feel a little frisky and uninhibited is my bet

ps mpas.... dye those gray pubes before responding in kind

and key comment on girl no. 2.... HAS VERY SAD EYES..... stay away from her like the f'n plague

TheMoneyShot · 08-18-16, 02:21 PM

Onward to Girl #3

27, 5'6'' no kids. Massage Therapist. Not only a massage therapist... but this chick rides a motorcycle and shoots guns.

Not really my style fellas... I've never shot a gun before... and never been on a motorcycle. She's just a typical 27 year old. What can I say?

On The Left

On The Right

I don't know fellas? The motorcycle... the gun?

She even said she wants us to go to the gun range together. I'm already shaking my head.

Could meet her at any time. Stay tuned.

Russian Rocket · 08-18-16, 02:29 PM

Originally posted by TheMoneyShot

A solid 3 out 10 Money and I think you should definitely hit it at least once or twice.

I also like this dark-gummed girl on the right