Shari, why am I a fatal alcohic?

[stevek173]

thats 2x now.

I prefer 3.

[GUMMO77]

Don't get greedy, Steve-O.

[Seaweed]

Wtf

[TheMoneyShot]

Captain and coke. Breakfast of Champions.

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

Steve... SETTLE

Look not behind, but FORWARD

[Seaweed]

Steve... SETTLE

Look not behind, but FORWARD

Great quote except we arent born again

[stevek173]

k wevs

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

Great quote except we arent born again

Isn't meant in the Christian tradition of "born again".

Meant figuratively, not literally like those Christian born again whack jobs.

C'mon Weeder... KEEP UP!

Stevey needs us here... now.

Listen to Lou here, Stevey:

[stevek173]

fuk u man

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

stevey... don't make me drive out to Pennsylvania to slap some sense into ya, pal.

Hell, as long as I was out there... I'd probably give ya a couple extra slaps for your AQ luckboxing 'gainst my AA last night.

Listen to David here, Stevey:

[stevek173]

wait.

what?

[RudyRuetigger]

steve is this because im not at poker for your fukkin therapy sessions?

[stevek173]

dude, wtf?

[stevek173]

She's incredible tho.

It was never because of anything.

[stevek173]

Shari I know a bit about the Aussie scene.

This is for you.

But fuk, I could never write shit like that.

[stevek173]

Shari but you knew baby.

And I always agree with your position because egotistical could be a nighmare or a dream, honeybuns.

I just can't decide what position to put you in next.

Gorgeous I SWEAR seafood not on your back in the morning because this is actually sentimental a little bit.

So whatever.

Fuk off.

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

But fuk, I could never write shit like that.

OK... then write Shari a limerick confessing how you really feel... don't let an Aussie band do your dirty work.

Use your OWN words...
...and whatever you do, don't open the limerick with: "There was a man from Nantucket..."

[stevek173]

biter that was actually on the brill tho

I still said I want to kiss Shari, then go from there.

I'm sure she always has other things to do.

Just a kiss baby.

Why not tho


or whatever.

Kisses actually end in decent friendships.

I'd always want more though.

Yeah, that's on my map.

But biter Assie,

oy, oy oy

[stevek173]

wow though wtf.

That could be exactly what I've always wanted.

Wow.

[stevek173]

I need to lick, do and enjoy the next day on a balcony that is wherever.

[Antibet]

Steve, gay penguins like creative types like you

[stevek173]

that's cool though I say everyone is cool

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

1. Posting Vanilla Ice wannabes from Pittsburgh ain't gonna get er done, brotha.

2. GUMMO sent me this limerick in PM for my approval so you could use it, but sadly, I had to tell him he's no Cyrano:

*****************************
There was a man from Nantucket,
That wanted Shari to suck it.
But when she said oh so mean:
"You're no Draymond Green!"
He just slithered away and said fuk it.
*****************************

[stevek173]

umm

did u just seriously drop that tho

wow

kid I'm about girls

but dude a good friend

I literally am saying now,k what's up

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

Yeah... I agree, Steve.

GUMMO just ain't "gettin it".

He just PM'd me another one:

***************************
Steve would give serious cash,
if Shari just spread her sweet ass.
He'd lick on her pink'ster,
Then plow up her sphincter!
Then squirt on her face really fast!
***************************

[stevek173]

Yeah... I agree, Steve.

GUMMO just ain't "gettin it".

He just PM'd me another one:

***************************
Steve would give serious cash,
if Shari just spread her sweet ass.
He'd lick on her pink'ster,
Then plow up her sphincter!
Then squirt on her face really fast!
***************************

lmao at gummo

is that u call a squeeze i just coughed,, again.

Biter I actually have more shit to do.

Meant it about Shari

not about ass or anything at all.

Lets just hang out a little and if I'm boring after one beer I walk away.

[stevek173]

[ACoochy]

Friend zoned 4 life...

U may as well not even have a appendage as far as a certain someone is concerned Stevek...

Meanwhile ur wasting away those kidneys and I'm stuck in a situation where soon I'll be needing one through no fault of my own...

Do I feel cheated when I read this shit??

Damn str8 I do.

[kidcudi92]

Angela White is my favorite Australian

[DiggityDaggityDo]

All of a sudden I like Australians.

[MoMoneyMoVaughn]

Seriously what is this shit steve?

[stevek173]

Dude it's fine.

I just think Shari is kinda cool is all.

[stevek173]

wtf happened here?

sorry shari, biter and everyone else.

[shari91]

[stevek173]