Went into the city last night to pick up a hooker.......

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  • BigBusiness
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    • 09-16-12
    • 3226

    #1
    Went into the city last night to pick up a hooker.......
    I went strolling into downtown atlanta at around 3am smoking on a cuban with the music blasting and the area was hot with cops like it always is during the summer.

    I circled around a few blocks just to see who would pop up and saw this thick ass white girl up the street in some booty shorts and was about to holla at her, but a pig showed up out of nowhere and the girl ended up taking off the other way while the cop stopped his car and looked. Never seen her pop back up. Cop drove by and gave me a deep stare and I stared right back at him as we both went our separate ways. Drove around for a little longer to see if I could find her again, but never showed back up. It's now around 3:45am and I'm about to drive back home.

    As I'm heading out of the city, I'm at a red light and I see someone running towards my passenger side waving their hands running as fast as they could. From a distance it looked like a female, so I unlocked the door and rolled down the window. Usually hookers lean in the window and talk, but instead this one immediately opened up the door without talking , sat down, closed the door and said "that was close, they are everywhere today!" Hearing the voice, it was clear it was a man even though it looked like a woman in the dark. I said "are you a man" and he said "I am anything you want to be, baby". I then said "hell naw you gotta get the hell up out of here". He said "why? you don't like me or something, baby?". I said I only like real 100% women. He then said "look I really need this money tonight and I will even take $10". I then told him to get out of my car and he flat out said NO I'm not going anywhere.

    I didn't even know the light had turned green until a car behind me blew his horn. So I started driving and ran into another red light up the street. I turned the music all the way down and said "I'm not going to tell you again, get your ass out of the car". He says "no, I'm not going anywhere until I get some money". So I reach for the glove box to open it up and he sees what I'm doing and tried to prevent me from opening it up. After the scuffle, I get it open and point the gun at him and he's screaming "don't shoot me, please I'm sorry I'll get out, just don't shoot me please." I slow the car down, but it wasn't completely stopped and he opens the door and gets out and as he is getting out, I hit the gas and he ends up falling down and the door ends up closing itself. In the rear view I saw he rolled a few times while his luggage was tossed around as he was lying in the street.
  • Smoke
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    • 10-09-09
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    #2
    Ewww
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    • blackHIPPY
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      #3
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      • lakerboy
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        • 04-02-09
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        #4
        Next time stay home and jerkoff
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        • Roscoe_Word
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          • 02-28-12
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          #5
          Did you make it to work today? That's a crazy story. I would've had to bang in. LOL
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          • gauchojake
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            • 09-17-10
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            #6
            BigBusiness is on the down low y'all
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            • BigBusiness
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              • 09-16-12
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              #7
              Originally posted by Roscoe_Word
              Did you make it to work today? That's a crazy story. I would've had to bang in. LOL
              28, work for myself and make my own money. I usually pay moderately to high end escorts, but just wanted to see who was out in the city that night.

              Life is good.
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              • pavyracer
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                • 04-12-07
                • 82839

                #8
                Atlanta Downtown at 3 am to pick up hookers?

                Are you fukking insane? The hookers are in Buckhead at 3 am.

                Rookie mistake here.
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                • Roscoe_Word
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                  • 02-28-12
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by BigBusiness
                  28, work for myself and make my own money. I usually pay moderately to high end escorts, but just wanted to see who was out in the city that night.

                  Life is good.
                  Good for you, brother. Sucks workin for someone else. Used to go into Boston's "Combat Zone" back in the day (around 2am). When I look back I gotta say "What the hell was I thinking"...GL bettin!
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                  • BigBusiness
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                    • 09-16-12
                    • 3226

                    #10
                    Originally posted by pavyracer
                    Atlanta Downtown at 3 am to pick up hookers?

                    Are you fukking insane? The hookers are in Buckhead at 3 am.

                    Rookie mistake here.
                    Cops have cracked down big time in buckhead, especially this year. That shootout a couple weeks ago didn't help at all. Cops are there 24/7. Hookers dried up.
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                    • opie1988
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                      • 09-12-10
                      • 23429

                      #11
                      Originally posted by BigBusiness
                      28, work for myself and make my own money. I usually pay moderately to high end escorts, but just wanted to see who was out in the city that night.

                      Life is good.
                      How you making bank, bruh?
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                      • captrobey
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                        • 09-02-10
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                        #12
                        Cannot believe you kicked her out without even an autograph

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                        • BigBusiness
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                          • 09-16-12
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                          #13
                          Originally posted by opie1988
                          How you making bank, bruh?
                          A little bit of everything. Gambling, buying and selling vintage/retro items, buying broken down vintage/desireable cars for cheap, fixing them up and flipping them. Stocks. Being a loan shark etc, etc.

                          When money slows up in one area, shift your attention to the next area. There is always money to be made doing something

                          Rinse and repeat.
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                          • DiggityDaggityDo
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                            • 11-30-08
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                            • Auto Donk
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                              • 09-03-13
                              • 43558

                              #15
                              well written piece, big biz.......

                              for shits and grins I once let a streetwalkin' ho jump in my 645.... when I got a full glimpse of how nasty she was, I pulled over and ordered her out, and then had a similar converation with her about "not gettin' out til i get some cash." After I replied with a psychotic sounding threat of her with being dumped in the nearest bayou after I ass raped her for free, she reached down and grabbed as much change out of that little "change holder" dish by the lighter (it was piled with quarters and other shit), scooped as much of it as she could, and started to bail....

                              I "karate chopped" her left arm, causing her too fumble the majority of her loot (she had it cupped in both hands by that point).... we both started to laff as I was screaming what a theivin' ho she was, and her screaming "fuk you!!!!".....

                              Like you, I hit the gas as soon as I knew she had one foot firmly on the ground, and that heavy 645 ci door almost took her f'n head off as it slammed..... she managed to duck and avoid it as she has diving out of the way.....

                              I hit the aggie war hymn on my horn as I sped away (honking "Hullabaloo,,,, kaneck kaneck, Hullabaloo, kaneck kaneck" in perfect sequence), and to my surprise she was up quick flippin me off, but then bent back over to pick up her spilled loot off the ground..... Reminding me that I'd just been robbed, which angered me to the point of slamming on the breaks, hoppin' out, and firing a string of shots up into the air (which of course she thought I was throwin her way, causing her to drop even more change and break a heel as she bolted out of the street and around the corner.....)

                              ah, the good ol days
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                              • MoMoneyMoVaughn
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                                • 05-08-14
                                • 14988

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Auto Donk
                                well written piece, big biz.......

                                for shits and grins I once let a streetwalkin' ho jump in my 645.... when I got a full glimpse of how nasty she was, I pulled over and ordered her out, and then had a similar converation with her about "not gettin' out til i get some cash." After I replied with a psychotic sounding threat of her with being dumped in the nearest bayou after I ass raped her for free, she reached down and grabbed as much change out of that little "change holder" dish by the lighter (it was piled with quarters and other shit), scooped as much of it as she could, and started to bail....

                                I "karate chopped" her left arm, causing her too fumble the majority of her loot (she had it cupped in both hands by that point).... we both started to laff as I was screaming what a theivin' ho she was, and her screaming "fuk you!!!!".....

                                Like you, I hit the gas as soon as I knew she had one foot firmly on the ground, and that heavy 645 ci door almost took her f'n head off as it slammed..... she managed to duck and avoid it as she has diving out of the way.....

                                I hit the aggie war hymn on my horn as I sped away (honking "Hullabaloo,,,, kaneck kaneck, Hullabaloo, kaneck kaneck" in perfect sequence), and to my surprise she was up quick flippin me off, but then bent back over to pick up her spilled loot off the ground..... Reminding me that I'd just been robbed, which angered me to the point of slamming on the breaks, hoppin' out, and firing a string of shots up into the air (which of course she thought I was throwin her way, causing her to drop even more change and break a heel as she bolted out of the street and around the corner.....)

                                ah, the good ol days
                                Wow.
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                                • jtoler
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                                  • 12-17-13
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                                  #17
                                  Youre a good storyteller BB, very suspenseful, you didnt forget the necessary motive when questions might arise in the mind.
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                                  • chipper
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                                    #18
                                    Enjoyed the story...
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                                    • Killer_Demo
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                                      • 06-15-08
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                                      #19
                                      Cool story
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