Is anyone using pokemon go to their advantage to pick up women?

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  • BigBusiness
    SBR MVP
    • 09-16-12
    • 3226

    #1
    Is anyone using pokemon go to their advantage to pick up women?
    So I was at the store yesterday and saw a super fine white chick browsing some items in a aisle by herself wearing some tight ass pants. I pulled out my phone, put my head down and walked towards her and bumped into her on purpose. I apologized and smiled saying I'm on pokemon go. She laughed and said that game is everywhere. I kept the conversation going and ended up getting her number.

    Chicks all around have heard of this game. It's a fad and not gonna last forever.

    Girls think it's creepy going up to them straight out of the blue. This pokemon go is GOLD! girls know exactly how it works. This just gets you in the door and doesn't make you seem weird at all.


    Try it out!
  • MoMoneyMoVaughn
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 05-08-14
    • 14988

    #2
    Originally posted by BigBusiness
    So I was at the store yesterday and saw a super fine white chick browsing some items in a aisle by herself wearing some tight ass pants. I pulled out my phone, put my head down and walked towards her and bumped into her on purpose. I apologized and smiled saying I'm on pokemon go. She laughed and said that game is everywhere. I kept the conversation going and ended up getting her number.

    Chicks all around have heard of this game. It's a fad and not gonna last forever.

    Girls think it's creepy going up to them straight out of the blue. This pokemon go is GOLD! girls know exactly how it works. This just gets you in the door and doesn't make you seem weird at all.


    Try it out!
    Incorrect. The best way to pick up women is smoking cigarettes. It's like Pokemon go but its worked for 300 years.
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    • Ralphie Halves
      SBR MVP
      • 12-13-09
      • 4507

      #3
      Maybe if I could program it to where you can only find Jigglypuff in my pants pocket. Apart from that, I doubt it.
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      • jjgold
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 07-20-05
        • 388179

        #4
        smoking cigs gives you that bad boy image

        Women do not like nice guys
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        • Ratpack
          SBR MVP
          • 02-15-12
          • 4133

          #5
          so what are you black maybe she just likes black dudes or she gave you a fake to get you to leave her alone
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          • Slanina
            SBR MVP
            • 01-21-09
            • 3827

            #6
            Yes, it's called NTDOY. Bought it at 24.60.
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            • daneblazer
              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
              • 09-14-08
              • 27861

              #7


              Found one!
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              • Smoke
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 10-09-09
                • 48111

                #8
                OP goes home, calls number later that night, some dude answers phone lol. Wrong number.
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                • actiondan
                  SBR MVP
                  • 10-16-10
                  • 3449

                  #9
                  Just pull out your cokk, chicks love that
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                  • MoMoneyMoVaughn
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 05-08-14
                    • 14988

                    #10
                    Originally posted by jjgold
                    smoking cigs gives you that bad boy image

                    Women do not like nice guys
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                    • grease lightnin
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 10-01-12
                      • 16015

                      #11
                      Big business is 13 yrs old. Lol
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                      • jjgold
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 07-20-05
                        • 388179

                        #12
                        Hard to get chicks with 2.5 rooster, bald, crooked teeth and fukkin broke
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                        • SauteedLemmings
                          SBR Rookie
                          • 07-14-16
                          • 45

                          #13
                          I cap games but I also like to cap other events:

                          Odds this is a true story and a fine white chick gave this dude her number +1900

                          Odds he got a number but his idea of a fine white chick is 300 lbs and dumb as the skittles she bought +150

                          Odds this guy loves to make up stories about fine white chicks to try to piss off white guys -125
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                          • firekillex
                            SBR Hall of Famer
                            • 09-18-13
                            • 6420

                            #14
                            Originally posted by MoMoneyMoVaughn
                            Incorrect. The best way to pick up women is smoking cigarettes. It's like Pokemon go but its worked for 300 years.
                            Very true, smoked for 2 years in college always hot girls outside , either ask for a lighter off a girl who's alone or with a friend if you're with a buddy. Or girls just come up asking for cigarettes give Em one start chatting and get the number .... Pokemon go can suck my asshole hair it'll be gone in a few months
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                            • BigBusiness
                              SBR MVP
                              • 09-16-12
                              • 3226

                              #15
                              Originally posted by SauteedLemmings
                              I cap games but I also like to cap other events:

                              Odds this is a true story and a fine white chick gave this dude her number +1900

                              Odds he got a number but his idea of a fine white chick is 300 lbs and dumb as the skittles she bought +150

                              Odds this guy loves to make up stories about fine white chicks to try to piss off white guys -125
                              Join date 7-14-16

                              go off yourself kid
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                              • Itsamazing777
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 11-14-12
                                • 12602

                                #16
                                Women also don't like the smell and taste of smoke when kissing you

                                It goes both ways
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                                • grease lightnin
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 10-01-12
                                  • 16015

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Itsamazing777
                                  Women also don't like the smell and taste of smoke when kissing you

                                  It goes both ways
                                  I am not a smoker, however I do know this: if a chick smokes cigarettes, she will put the D in her mouth.
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                                  • firekillex
                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                    • 09-18-13
                                    • 6420

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Itsamazing777
                                    Women also don't like the smell and taste of smoke when kissing you

                                    It goes both ways
                                    Thats why you need the mint gum after , plus when she asks for one you'll be ready to give her one for a kiss
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                                    • daneblazer
                                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                      • 09-14-08
                                      • 27861

                                      #19
                                      Sounds like a good plan to pick up the nerdy girls
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                                      • WalkingLuckCharm
                                        SBR MVP
                                        • 06-07-10
                                        • 4192

                                        #20
                                        You sure are big business rofl
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                                        • adila1401
                                          SBR MVP
                                          • 11-16-11
                                          • 2014

                                          #21
                                          Found some mad Pokémons in Portland and Montana last couple of days
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                                          • jjgold
                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                            • 07-20-05
                                            • 388179

                                            #22
                                            Nobody gets laid here

                                            Let's face the facts
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                                            • Russian Rocket
                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                              • 09-02-12
                                              • 43910

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by SauteedLemmings
                                              I cap games but I also like to cap other events:

                                              Odds this is a true story and a fine white chick gave this dude her number +1900

                                              Odds he got a number but his idea of a fine white chick is 300 lbs and dumb as the skittles she bought +150

                                              Odds this guy loves to make up stories about fine white chicks to try to piss off white guys -125
                                              What a surprise...Me too!

                                              Odds that you're a ghost of a well known banned handle are -1200
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                                              • marcoloco
                                                SBR MVP
                                                • 07-05-10
                                                • 3986

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by jjgold
                                                smoking cigs gives you that bad boy image

                                                Women do not like nice guys
                                                in 2016 the nerdy dorks are picking up all the women.... its nuts
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                                                • jjgold
                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                  • 07-20-05
                                                  • 388179

                                                  #25
                                                  Marco I am a nerd

                                                  Cannot get laid even by 70 year olds

                                                  Massive slump
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                                                  • compaqDikk
                                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                                    • 10-08-05
                                                    • 5699

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by jjgold
                                                    Hard to get chicks with 2.5 rooster, bald, crooked teeth and fukkin broke
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                                                    • compaqDikk
                                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                                      • 10-08-05
                                                      • 5699

                                                      #27

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                                                      • marcoloco
                                                        SBR MVP
                                                        • 07-05-10
                                                        • 3986

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by jjgold
                                                        Marco I am a nerd

                                                        Cannot get laid even by 70 year olds

                                                        Massive slump
                                                        you are too cool of a nerd. need to geek it up some more. start playing pokemon
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