Daphne Joy's Cleavage is not so bad in her reavealing Bikini

[RubberKettle]

Known NBA escort who takes BBC reg and I think her name used to be David Joy.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Digg/Quang/Bite:

* Check your pts. Threw a few pts your way, as peace offering for my grave error.

If I can't provide accurate big-breast info to the forum, I am nothing.

[Hu$tle]

asian bitches look like shit without makeup on though

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

UPDATE: The Advisory Board Conclave




As you can see... still no white smoke signifying our decision.

We're working hard, but Donk's constant absences to watch "midget bowling porn" over on PornHub is kinda slowing us down. Thankfully, GUMMO is entertaining us with his rendition of "Salome's Dance"... in the nude.

So, we're good.

Look for the billowing WHITE smoke to signify that we've made our final decision on David, er, Daphne.

[packersfan555]

I came, I saw, I came again

[manny24]

fiddy just settled his bankruptcy suit for $25M

Dangles do you think there's a chance those DDs were on layaway?

[Auto Donk]

okay... finally back from Fla....

what's the issue that needs deciding? whether this f'n hos are fake?

N____, please..... of course they are.....

[DiggityDaggityDo]

fiddy just settled his bankruptcy suit for $25M

Dangles do you think there's a chance those DDs were on layaway?

Manny, Biteme will let us know soon enough!

We're all waiting patiently for the white smoke.

[Auto Donk]

bitch better run fast if he hires this guy to repo those stupid fake :

http://www.nbcnews.com/id/28926834/ns/us_news-weird_news/t/witness-man-stabbed-ex-reclaim-implants/

A spurned lover ambushed his ex-girlfriend and tried to cut out the breast implants he paid for by stabbing her, prosecutors say.

San Bernardino County prosecutor David Foy said 28-year-old Thomas Lee Rowley attacked his ex in July 2006 outside her mother's home in Hesperia, some 70 miles northeast of Los Angeles in the Mojave Desert.
Rowley is on trial in Superior Court in Victorville for attempted murder, assault with a deadly weapon, stalking, burglary, and false imprisonment.

The 26-year-old woman survived six stab wounds and the punctured breast implants were repaired.
Rowley's former roommate Dennis McGill testified this week that the defendant wanted to reclaim what was rightfully his. Rowley allegedly told McGill, "I'm gonna cut 'em out and get 'em back."

The trial continues.



Donk's editorial note: not sure I'd want to go with simply having my "punctured breast implants repaired".....

hopefully I'll be carrying the "full replacement" policy should they be compromised by a knife or bullet

[ChuckyTheGoat]

Donk, that's awesome. I don't think that constitutes assault.

He was just trying to reclaim what was rightfully his.

[Auto Donk]

I was nailin' a swinger babe who decided to dump her cuckolding piece of shit presumably gay husband after she went a few sessions with me, and he actually tried to assert in their divorce he wanted to be reimbursed for half the cost of her , as a community property asset.....

i loved titty fukkin' those "hotly contested divorce assets"..... made me come a little harder thinnkin' about his pain and suffering knowing my crank was plowing what he thought was his, and then coating them down with the remnants of a well-placed pearl necklace.....

[Bostongambler]

He must workout

[Muller Rose]

ummmm.. who is this again?

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

UPDATE: THE ADVISORY BOARD CONCLAVE -- DECISION



Well... this asshat is a lil confused -- tho I suppose it's not everyday The Vatican allows others to use its holy quarters for important decisions, so.... I guess I'm compelled to forgive him; cuz unless this asshat plans on blowing up The PopeMobile and taking out Francis, there ain't gonna be a new pope anytime soon.

BUT... The Advisory Board has made its official decision: First, I apologize for The Board's tardiness.

I don't want to "drop a dime" on the person responsible for the delay, but let's just say that if a certain someone had remained in Vatican City instead of running off to Daytona for some fukkin car race, well... this would've been completed much earlier. And NO, having a pet chimp representing him in the voting didn't help... as the chimp had no grasp of the issue being decided, and merely spent his days flinging poop back and forth with ttwarrior.

Remember, the issue wasn't whether or not Daphne's titties were fake; we ALL know they are faker than the orgasms downsouth's wife pretends to be having when she's w/him (well, everyone 'cept Chucky knew, o'course, and he was flagged and his subscription to Cinemax was forcibly cancelled as punishment)... NO, the issue Daggers proposed was:

Do Daphne's titties look good in her bikini and, by inference, WOULD WE DO HER.

OFFICIAL DECISION: DNA testing of a single Daphne pubic hair (The Board has its contacts... thanks Fiddy!) revealed... *drum roll*... that most scary of all things when contemplating penetrating a 'gal' like Daphne:

a Y chromosome

So, for all practical purposes, unless you're either jjgold or cider sipping Brock Landers...

this one is a major PASS

**(this concludes The Advisory Board's official public service; donations to the board is always appreciated and should be sent in care of: GUMMO77)**

[Statman]

This big ass craze thing like Kim Kard,,,, is getting out of hand. That thing needs needs to be chopped down in half please....I can't imagine what this chick will look like in 10 years. Nobody will recognize her and she may not even make it that far.