Naked Man Has Sex With Tree

JAKEPEAVY21 · 07-02-16, 06:42 AM

Jimmy Proffett · 07-02-16, 11:58 AM

The tree had it coming; its whole bottom half was naked.

slayer14 · 07-02-16, 12:01 PM

He been watching that movie Evil Dead

chipper · 07-02-16, 10:49 PM

Only in Florida...

The Kraken · 07-02-16, 10:51 PM

Guy was reported to have had a treerection

kidcudi92 · 07-02-16, 10:57 PM

"thought to be in Florida"

of course its Florida

we all know about how things go down there

Statman · 07-03-16, 05:26 AM

Has to be on something...Some people are too messed up on this planet.

GUMMO77 · 07-03-16, 11:47 AM

Also in Florida.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXpG3MkFXJA

BiTeMe UsAdOj · 07-03-16, 01:08 PM

Originally posted by GUMMO77

Also in Florida.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXpG3MkFXJA

GUM... honest answer, please: How many times have you had to bail daneblazer outta County Lockup for humping the rotisserie chickens @ Piggly Wiggly?

O/U 5 ???

Bluehorseshoe · 07-03-16, 01:15 PM

Originally posted by Jimmy Proffett

The tree had it coming; its whole bottom half was naked.

"The Slut Tree"

Bluehorseshoe · 07-03-16, 01:16 PM

There's a "Woodpecker" joke here somewhere.

daneblazer · 07-03-16, 02:52 PM

Originally posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj

GUM... honest answer, please: How many times have you had to bail daneblazer outta County Lockup for humping the rotisserie chickens @ Piggly Wiggly?

O/U 5 ???

Piggly Wiggly

Not to be confused with the Hogly Wogly

TheMoneyShot · 07-03-16, 03:21 PM

Wood to wood?

captrobey · 07-03-16, 03:29 PM

Yea that was me. But i was not having sex with it one of the road crew asked me to move it . I needed to have it steady while i lifted and walked with it so i used my penis . During my trip a stopped with the tree at Mcdonalds they had 2 Mcmuffins for $3 .

rkelly110 · 07-03-16, 05:13 PM

Very good reason to not do drugs boys and girls.

GUMMO77 · 07-03-16, 07:53 PM

Originally posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj

GUM... honest answer, please: How many times have you had to bail daneblazer outta County Lockup for humping the rotisserie chickens @ Piggly Wiggly?

O/U 5 ???

The guy has a kink for mesquite chicken. It probably has something to do with his fixation with black women.

BiTeMe UsAdOj · 07-03-16, 10:20 PM

Originally posted by GUMMO77

The guy has a kink for mesquite chicken. It probably has something to do with his fixation with black women.

Hmm, interesting.

GUM... remember when daner was offering that poker book for download in .PDF a couple years ago? Was giving it to everyone for FREE... but when I asked for it in PM he demanded a Pam Grier DVD of "Foxy Brown" and a Grace Jones CD before he'd send it.

Obviously made a power play cuz he figured I'd have them.

I actually *did* have them until I traded them to tt for a buffet coupon and some cayenne pepper.

So I sent daner this link https://media4.giphy.com/media/CJjuh01uCkbeM/200.gif and called it a day.

FINALLY with what you reveal about his kink... it all makes sense now.

TY

brainfreeze · 07-03-16, 10:40 PM

Originally posted by chipper

Only in Florida...

Always Florida ....

Must be the flakka or something...

JAKEPEAVY21 · 07-04-16, 07:10 AM

trees need love too

Muller Rose · 07-04-16, 08:32 AM

Sick to the bone!

pavyracer · 07-04-16, 09:50 PM

When you wake up with wood you have to find wood.

trobin31 · 07-04-16, 10:35 PM

Careful for the splinters

Auto Donk · 07-05-16, 06:20 AM

Originally posted by GUMMO77

Also in Florida.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXpG3MkFXJA

Auto Donk · 07-05-16, 06:29 AM

apparently, these trees have had enough of this bullshit and, predictably, are beginning to exact revenge on humans:

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