'Suicide by LION': Man strips naked and jumps into a Chilean zoo's enclosure

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  • slayer14
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 08-12-13
    • 22022

    #1
    'Suicide by LION': Man strips naked and jumps into a Chilean zoo's enclosure
    Suicide by LION': Man strips naked and jumps into a Chilean zoo's enclosure in a bid to feed himself to a big cat - and only survives in a grave condition after two beasts mauling him were SHOT DEAD

    The 20-year-old man was left gravely injured in the Santiago Zoo incident
    Witnesses were horrified as keepers killed two lions during the attack
    They also reported that the man made religious proclamations at the time
    A suicide note was found in the man's clothing. He is recovering in hospital



    A man who stripped naked and entered a lion enclosure in a Chilean zoo has survived the incident, but the lions were killed.
    Authorities in Santiago confirmed that the two African lions were put down as they severely mauled the 20-year-old man who had broken into their cage early on Saturday.
    The man, who has been named by local media as Franco Luis Ferrada Roman, was taken to a nearby hospital for treatment and was said to be in grave condition.

    WARNING GRAPHIC CONTENT. Witnesses reported that the 20-year-old man (pictured) was making religious proclamations as he entered the Santiago Zoo lion enclosure.



  • statnerds
    SBR MVP
    • 09-23-09
    • 4047

    #2
    i was so ready to have this thread brighten my day but did the opposite...wrong party dead in this story...although they must be some weak ass lions if two of them couldn't kill one crazy fukk in under 20 seconds
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    • Auto Donk
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 09-03-13
      • 43558

      #3
      don't necessarily judge the lions on not offing him sooner.....

      they were probably just relishing the feast, and not "woofing" it down....

      kinda like a good array of sushi.... I could devour it in a matter of minutes, but I like to take my time on it......

      I'd reference another analogy, but it would offend RP Murph..... hell, i guess if you use the slang "sushi" for some good puzzy.... I can get the sexual reference in on the same line above.....

      sorry Murph.... I guess I do it without even noticing sometimes.... I'll try to do better.....
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      • grease lightnin
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 10-01-12
        • 16015

        #4
        Yeah I saw this. Why the fukk did they kill the lions?
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        • Optional
          Administrator
          • 06-10-10
          • 61789

          #5
          How could anyone choose to go that way?

          Being eaten alive would have to be about as bad as it could get I think.

          Must have been really really out of his mind.
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          • Auto Donk
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 09-03-13
            • 43558

            #6
            Originally posted by Optional
            How could anyone choose to go that way?

            Being eaten alive would have to be about as bad as it could get I think.

            Must have been really really out of his mind.

            bath salt use is bad shit..... and it hits close to home in our little SBR family.....

            while we haven't seen him try to off himself yet, we may need to watch him a little closer:

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            • jtoler
              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
              • 12-17-13
              • 30967

              #7
              Originally posted by Auto Donk
              bath salt use is bad shit..... and it hits close to home in our little SBR family.....

              while we haven't seen him try to off himself yet, we may need to watch him a little closer:

              Was wondering if you could caption this bud, what is going on here.

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              • Foxx
                SBR Hall of Famer
                • 05-25-11
                • 5832

                #8
                Originally posted by statnerds
                i was so ready to have this thread brighten my day but did the opposite...wrong party dead in this story...although they must be some weak ass lions if two of them couldn't kill one crazy fukk in under 20 seconds
                Yeah, another disappointing effort by the Lions and it's not even football season.
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                • Auto Donk
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 09-03-13
                  • 43558

                  #9
                  Originally posted by jtoler
                  Was wondering if you could caption this bud, what is going on here.

                  without watching the vid, going only by the photo on the screen.... I'm thinkin' im not going too far out on the ledge by throwing out "power bottom does lion missionary position"

                  now I'll do watch the vid to either confirm that or come up with something else
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                  • Auto Donk
                    SBR Aristocracy
                    • 09-03-13
                    • 43558

                    #10
                    oh shit, it wasn't a vid.... half a bottle of tres generaciones and HCHEPS up your ass about fecal matter and cattails growin in your pool can do that to a person......

                    these county fuks even said they're gonna tear down my duck blind next to the f'n pool.....
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