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  • arie1985
    SBR MVP
    • 03-19-08
    • 1635

    #1
    How Chinese people talk
    Chinese people when they talk - it always seems like they forgot something.

    American: Excuse me, do you know where is the train station?
    Chinese: Ohhhhh.... what?
    American: Train Station??
    Chinese: Ohhhhhh, Hmmm..... Youuuuuuuuuuuuu go.
    American: Go where?
    Chinese: Guu .... Were ..... hmmmm..... Ohhhh......
    American: Come on, do you know where is the train station or not???
    Chinese: I knowwwwwwwww, you goooooooooo, gooooooo, youuuuuuu.
    American: Just forget about it.... thanks.
    Chinese: Sank you, sank you, sank you..... !!!!
  • TheGoldenGoose
    SBR MVP
    • 11-27-12
    • 3745

    #2
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    • Snowball
      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
      • 11-15-09
      • 30058

      #3
      Chinese: A-soh, A-soh.
      American: You calling me a WHAT ? !
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      • arie1985
        SBR MVP
        • 03-19-08
        • 1635

        #4
        Originally posted by Snowball
        Chinese: A-soh, A-soh.
        American: You calling me a WHAT ? !
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        • DiggityDaggityDo
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 11-30-08
          • 81450

          #5
          Wtf
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          • Ralphie Halves
            SBR MVP
            • 12-13-09
            • 4507

            #6
            Originally posted by Snowball
            Chinese: A-soh, A-soh.
            American: You calling me a WHAT ? !
            I see your A-soh, and raise you this...

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            • cashin81
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 09-10-14
              • 12946

              #7
              seaweed is so jelous of this thread right now.
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              • Auto Donk
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 09-03-13
                • 43558

                #8
                when I go to China, I let the big fella do all the talkin.......

                ching chong chang.....

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                • MoMoneyMoVaughn
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 05-08-14
                  • 14988

                  #9
                  What is this racist shit?

                  Some of you are so lacking the slightest cultural sensibilities or experiences.
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                  • PittsburghPlayer
                    SBR Hall of Famer
                    • 01-11-10
                    • 6760

                    #10
                    Originally posted by MoMoneyMoVaughn
                    What is this racist shit?
                    Some of you are so lacking the slightest cultural sensibilities or experiences.
                    Mo, I am telling you `bro... NewFukkingWorldOrder... to some degree we are all going south.

                    America has peaked...

                    Nothing more to see here, except... wait...

                    yes, it`s true...

                    does Nugent sing "suck it" in this tune?

                    cool, thought so!

                    this cocaine/crazed look get me every time!

                    <iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/-c2OM7HEfrs?list=RD-c2OM7HEfrs" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

                    Is this our national anthem?
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                    • Auto Donk
                      SBR Aristocracy
                      • 09-03-13
                      • 43558

                      #11
                      hey, the fukkin chinese are just as racist as us!

                      how do I know this, well, that's easy.....

                      conclusive proof:





                      I couldn't find a clip of the best line, shouted out as the chinese kids are playing south park by one of these chinese announcers, that "THE AMERICANS SHOULD HAVE NO PROBLEM SEEEEEIIIIIINNNNGGGGGG THE BALL, WITH THEIR BBBIGGGG EEEEYYYYYEEESSSSS!!!!"
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                      • CanuckG
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 12-23-10
                        • 21978

                        #12
                        Always found it interesting when we make fun of them we say ching chong chang yet they never actually say that
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                        • Ralphie Halves
                          SBR MVP
                          • 12-13-09
                          • 4507

                          #13
                          Originally posted by CanuckG
                          Always found it interesting when we make fun of them we say ching chong chang yet they never actually say that
                          They say it all the time at school roll call.
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                          • Wallnuts
                            SBR High Roller
                            • 10-28-15
                            • 204

                            #14
                            I work at a Chinese restaurant. they're word for "that " is niggah. they say it all the time it's hilarious
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                            • StackinGreen
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 10-09-10
                              • 12140

                              #15
                              Sorta like in spanish class when you first learn the word "to deny" or nullify (negar) and the black kids in the class act all affronted, so funny, nothing they can do and everyone is laughing under his breath
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