And your Official SBR April 2009 Poster of the Month is...

[yisman]

^ generally.

[Robyn]

Robyn, you know I've been making that argument almost since I arrived on this forum. On the upshot, I believe we've finally got SBR_John's attention as to how poorly Dozer is running his business. With any luck, he'll take some action and we'll get our community back.

I don't think that anyone is doing a bad job, I just think that there needs to be more consistency. If you are going to issue an infraction or ban one poster you need to do the same for the next who did what it took to receive the action.

As for having too many moderators, there is no such thing. Without comment approval and in knowing the behavior of this board, many moderators are necessary. Unless....they just decide to let everyone go wild and post what they want.

[PAULYPOKER]

...I'd tell you, but you just have to watch this video. FiveTeamer is still banned, but he asked me to post the video for him after a long night of torrid sex. Let me tell you, that boy just never gets tired, best night of my life without question.

Without further ado, here is the April 2009 SBR Poster of the Month ceremony:

You are exactly what I had your weak ass pegged for........

your are Pretty fukkin pathetically ignorant when you don't have google to get your words out and no time limit.....

I'll bet you edited that fukkin video to exhaustion or until you finally realized this was the best you could do with your natural limitations...

Holy Fukk!!

[William Walters]

You are exactly what I had your weak ass pegged for........

your are Pretty fukkin pathetically ignorant when you don't have google to get your words out and no time limit.....

I'll bet you edited that fukkin video to exhaustion or until your finally realized this was the best you could do with your natural limitations...

Holy Fukk!!

Jesus you sure are an oddball Pauly. Spending your Sunday afternoon frantically searching old posts from Rogue just because the guy bitched slapped you around like a two dollar whore.

[PAULYPOKER]

Jesus you sure are an oddball Pauly. Spending your Sunday afternoon frantically searching old posts from Rogue just because the guy bitched slapped you around like a two dollar whore.

You can't get enough of me can you?

I don't play for the pink team ya Lil bitch

Send Roguey a PM, he will gladly push your stools into oblivion for ya...........

[GamblerSpirit]

Is there a bigger loser than paulypoker? Wow

[Chi_archie]

Paul, how have you been on this site so long and dont' know how FiveTeamer is?

[PAULYPOKER]

If I never heard of him, he is a has been like Roguey......

[The Kraken]

Paula I can't watch the video, what is wrong with RogueScholar? Does he stutter l-l-like master Baitman? Does he talk slow and stupid like that one guy that posted a video recently while he was cat sitting (forgot which poster it was)? Does he have an accent like Zeta? Is he bald like JJ? Fill me in pally poker.

also have you posted a video yet? That might help your cause if not. Imagine owning RogueScholar in an online video debate. Give us a winner tonight via video.

also, not everyone can be perfect at making videos like chi_archie. He's basically like an actor. 9/10 looks wise. Funny, voice made for radio and a face made for television. Sbr_archie is a rare blend of everything other men envy. He can't even fit his rooster Ina toilet paper roll. I still have the toilet paper roll. It split at the very end.
Panyways, Paula get up a video and tell me what's wrong Roguey. Thanks guy.

sorry about calling you Paula btw but my iPad auto corrects pauly to Paula and I don't know how to stop it from autocorrecting it.

[PAULYPOKER]

If being the greatest poster in SBR History consist of 98% of your posts being about your own personal stool pushing stories(which is extremely repugnant and repulsive to the heterosexual) and trying to pick up on every young male poster on this site...

1st the stool pusher lures them to the SBR chat room then he tries to set a meeting for a GHB date rape stool pushing festival......

Well then RogueScholar is your man/women or whatever sexual identity he labels his SICK FUKKIN self.............

Anyone who does a 10 minute half assed research on Rogue's posting history will quickly come to the conclusion that RogueScholar could very well be the the internet version of the modern day Jeffrey Dahmer!

I actually puked in my mouth countless times, reading just 10 minutes worth of his extremely sexually disturbed posts!

Stay on the Twink sites pal, your vulgar expression and thirst for male sex is not welcome here on SBR.......

[RogueScholar]

Jesus you sure are an oddball Pauly. Spending your Sunday afternoon frantically searching old posts from Rogue just because the guy bitched slapped you around like a two dollar whore.

I wish I could take pleasure in it, Willie. The fact is though, that there was a time I probably would've done exactly what Pauly's trying to do to me (albeit with a lot more wit, creativity and pleonasm) over similar trivial insults. If you get to a point in your life where the monotony of it all becomes an insanity-inducing ringing in your ears, then forum beefs like this one tend to get blown way out of proportion. I used to be there, and it would appear Pauly's stuck there himself. There's nothing anyone can do to help, so I won't try here, but my best wishes for a more fulfilling life are with him.

If you ever need to talk to someone who found his way out of the darkness you're stuck in Pauly, just shoot me a PM. I'd be happy to share my own story with you in the hopes that it's of use in your own struggles. Otherwise, keep doing exactly what you're doing, your recent efforts to CRUSH me have been the best reason I've had to login to SBR since onthewhat was still posting.