If You Could Giver Your Younger Self Advice, What Would It Be?

[Seaweed]

What would you tell yourself if you could speak to your younger self?

[jjgold]

Be careful with woman, gambling money management and go for a hair transplant once you start thinning

[daneblazer]

http://www.sportsbookreview.com/forum/players-talk/3011237-if-you-could-go-back-time-right-before-you-started-gambling.html

[chico2663]

buy apple stock

[VeggieDog]

Loan Bill Gates a grand to help start his company. Find a kid named Eddie van Halen and convince him to have me be the bass player in his new band.

[Seaweed]

buy apple stock

Apple down in revenue first time today

[Wallnuts]

don't talk to the police. AT ALL

[Jayvegas420]

Apply at Canada Post

[Seaweed]

Apply at Canada Post

[Harry N. Lloyd]

Bang 'em all.....!

[Lookingtostart]

Sports results, all the way to Leicester 2015/16.

[floridagolfer]

Start saving for retirement in your 20s, not your 40s.

[beermankirk]

Canada post will be irrelevant by 2025.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Sports results, all the way to Leicester 2015/16.

I would tell my stupid younger self to move to Vegas and I would give him winners, starting with Mike Tyson getting KTFO by Buster Douglas as a 42-1 underdog.

[MoMoneyMoVaughn]

I would tell my stupid younger self to move to Vegas and I would give him winners, starting with Mike Tyson getting KTFO by Buster Douglas as a 42-1 underdog.

Alternate timeline created.

Tyson wins.

[Jayvegas420]

And the '83 Wolfpack!

[lilpete]

dont leave Missy

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Alternate timeline created.

Tyson wins.

That wasn't in the original rules, Mo.

[MoMoneyMoVaughn]

That wasn't in the original rules, Mo.

Having my lawyer review the contract now.

[blackHIPPY]

i still have no idea whats going on
sorry younger self

[DiggityDaggityDo]

i still have no idea whats going on
sorry younger self

[MoMoneyMoVaughn]

What If I told him not to go back in time to talk to himself when given the opportunity?

Would I disappear?

[pavyracer]

Pull out sooner when having sex. It will cost you a lot of money down the road.

[toddsclowns]

Give and never expect anything in return...

and that the "stranger" actually works

[DiggityDaggityDo]

I'd probably strap him down and butt-fuk him just for shits n giggles.

It's not gay if your fukking yourself, right? It's kinda like masturbating I guess.

[grease lightnin]

I would give my younger self a sports almanac like Biff Tannen. And a Wall Street Journal....