I would do things to her body that would make Auto Donk blush.
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jjgold
SBR Aristocracy
07-20-05
388179
#4
disgusting
remove her from here
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Smoke
SBR Aristocracy
10-09-09
48111
#5
I would shove her right tit deep in my mouth and then proceed to left tit
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Jeffie
SBR MVP
04-06-12
3428
#6
Originally posted by jjgold
disgusting
remove her from here
The guy who hasn't had sex in 15 years thinks Jessica Simpson is disgusting?
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stevek173
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
03-29-08
27598
#7
She's weird always has been. I dont know.
Comment
manny24
SBR Posting Legend
10-22-07
20046
#8
dead heat in a blimp race
Comment
opie1988
SBR Posting Legend
09-12-10
23429
#9
So fukkin fine!!
I would bury my dikk so deep in that ass that whoever could pull it out would be declared King Arthur.
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sweethook
SBR Posting Legend
11-21-07
12667
#10
got that 10% thick all women should have - not skinny and hungry look, so yes shes on top the list . any list
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gauchojake
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
09-17-10
34116
#11
Is king Mayan still dating her?
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DiggityDaggityDo
SBR Aristocracy
11-30-08
81450
#12
Originally posted by Slipknot26
That's some tig o bitties
They really do make everything bigger in Texas.
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GT21Megatron
SBR Posting Legend
12-20-13
10818
#13
I would bet Wizzles bankroll on her puss smelling like 2 month old hot trash...Guaranteed.
Comment
Slipknot26
SBR Hall of Famer
07-17-15
5046
#14
Diggity
2 pts , 1 for each mammoth breatstesses
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JIBBBY
SBR Aristocracy
12-10-09
83686
#15
If Tony Romo dumped her that says it all .. Got Jenny Craig?
Jessica's Heartbreak
By Michelle Tan She Was Hoping for a Ring. Instead She Was Given the Boot. Why Jessica Simpson's Nearly Two-Year Relationship with Dallas Cowboys Quarterback Tony Romo Ended on the Night Before Her 29th Birthday, Leaving Her "Heartbroken"
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Slipknot26
SBR Hall of Famer
07-17-15
5046
#16
GT
You can fix the smell in a couple of days
Then pop it
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GT21Megatron
SBR Posting Legend
12-20-13
10818
#17
Originally posted by Slipknot26
GT
You can fix the smell in a couple of days
Then pop it
It stinks
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Slipknot26
SBR Hall of Famer
07-17-15
5046
#18
Febreeze
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mikewlgm
SBR MVP
04-04-15
1031
#19
Originally posted by jjgold
disgusting
remove her from here
More JJs taste...
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GT21Megatron
SBR Posting Legend
12-20-13
10818
#20
Originally posted by Slipknot26
Febreeze
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TheMoneyShot
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
02-14-07
28672
#21
Jessica Simpson looks like an EXTREME EMOTIONAL BITCH
Probably very hard to please.
Probably cause you to drink your liver away.
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manny24
SBR Posting Legend
10-22-07
20046
#22
Slipper gets it
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texhooper
SBR Posting Legend
01-05-09
10001
#23
I would bury my rod so deep in those asscheeks that her turds would say "how do you do sir" to my dickhole
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JIBBBY
SBR Aristocracy
12-10-09
83686
#24
She's a happy meal away from being obese...
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DiggityDaggityDo
SBR Aristocracy
11-30-08
81450
#25
Originally posted by opie1988
So fukkin fine!!
I would bury my dikk so deep in that ass that whoever could pull it out would be declared King Arthur.
Jesus. You are an ANIMAL, Opie.
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Chi_archie
SBR Aristocracy
07-22-08
63172
#26
Originally posted by opie1988
So fukkin fine!!
I would bury my dikk so deep in that ass that whoever could pull it out would be declared King Arthur.
that's hot
I guess you aren't looking for any women to try to grab your dikk and pull it out
only men/kings
I'll try anything once or thirteen times
i'm your huckleberry
PM me a pic of your kok
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lakerboy
SBR Aristocracy
04-02-09
94379
#27
Who is that loser pepe with her?
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opie1988
SBR Posting Legend
09-12-10
23429
#28
Originally posted by Chi_archie
that's hot
I guess you aren't looking for any women to try to grab your dikk and pull it out
only men/kings
I'll try anything once or thirteen times
i'm your huckleberry
PM me a pic of your kok
PM sent
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manny24
SBR Posting Legend
10-22-07
20046
#29
Archie i have the pork sword thing going too but more like the one that holds a BLT together
PM also sent
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Smoke
SBR Aristocracy
10-09-09
48111
#30
Originally posted by manny24
Archie i have the pork sword thing going too but more like the one that holds a BLT together
PM also sent
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Russian Rocket
SBR Aristocracy
09-02-12
43910
#31
pass...she's an emotional wreck
here whole family is weird...starting with a flaming Dad
and ending with her little sis who's had 20 plastic surgeries
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JMobile
SBR Posting Legend
08-21-10
19074
#32
Originally posted by gauchojake
Is king Mayan still dating her?
Mayan is a lot shorter than that.
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Smoke
SBR Aristocracy
10-09-09
48111
#33
Originally posted by JMobile
Mayan is a lot shorter than that.
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Auto Donk
SBR Aristocracy
09-03-13
43558
#34
Originally posted by The Giant
I'm all over that like white on rice, Diggity.
I would do things to her body that would make Auto Donk blush.
first off, that's not possible....
second, looks like her have been reinflated....
third, yes, she'd still get it.... hard.... and in the ass
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Smoke
SBR Aristocracy
10-09-09
48111
#35
Originally posted by Auto Donk
first off, that's not possible....
second, looks like her have been reinflated....
third, yes, she'd still get it.... hard.... and in the ass