Tell A Joke Using Only 3 Words. Best Joke Gets 50 Points

[blackHIPPY]

Only two words.

i expected a better joke from you Mo

[MoMoneyMoVaughn]

i expected a better joke from you Mo

I'm sorry, Hipper.

Only one coffee.

Need one more.

Meeting at 11.

[Auto Donk]

Seeweed Haiku:

Seeweed wears black hood
Bath Salts make masked Gecko wild
Dumb questions flood board

[MoMoneyMoVaughn]

MMMV's Haiku

Darkness approaches
He requests your presence now
Should we share a car?

[swordsandtequila]

SeaDweeb Haiku Pt. 2:

Will it ever end?
Endless need for attention
Bottom Dad awaits

[Auto Donk]

weeder haiku pt. 3:

Ban myself from site
Beg site to come back again
Sad mutha fukka

[smokedawg55]

Hillary rodman clinton

[Johnnythunder]

Hillary rodman clinton

[Johnnythunder]

rafael 'ted' cruz

[slikec]

Stand up comic Jimmy Carr have several 5words or less jokes If you never watched any of his shows you are really missing something and i suggest you take time to watch 1 and after youll wanna watch all his work :P

[Smoke]

Lick my balls

[Weems2k]

Obama is God...

[astro61200]

Allergic to condoms
Love you too
That's your baby

[Smoke]

Eat my ass
Touch my crotch
Wear this mask

[astro61200]

I've been tested
You look skinny
One more drink

[Smoke]

lube you up
spread your cheeks
stick it in

[SBRMAN23]

Boobywaves poker God

[Auto Donk]

Boobywaves poker God

this would have won for sure.....

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Hitting 75% Winners!

[importmoon]

checks in mail..

[newguy]

Just the tip

[DISTROYA]

suck it Lang!

[maggiethebestdog]

Congressional Ethics Committee

[TheAntFather]

Sports Book Review

[brainfreeze]

Poker.....fun.....rigged

[nosibalasinoypi]

I always win

[Pick9]

someone wins points

[SBRMAN23]

Gotta dig bick

[5918mike]

Online Blackjack Rules

[TheMoneyShot]

Hillary Clinton Tramp

[trytrytry]

Sports Book Review

THEANTFATHER

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[bobbywaves]

Boobywaves poker God

OP was looking for jokes, not your stated truth.

Obama alone? Obamaself.

[captrobey]

Sbr Casino Fair

[stevenash]

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