Do You Wipe After You Pee At Home or In A Stall?

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  • Seaweed
    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
    • 01-19-12
    • 26318

    #1
    Do You Wipe After You Pee At Home or In A Stall?
    I know it's impossible at a urinal but there are always a few drops that come out if you dont wipe after putting it back in underwear. So many times I wipe. However, i was having this conversation with an employee from Home Hardware today and he told me that he never wipes and never knew people do that.
  • MoneyLineDawg
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 01-01-09
    • 13253

    #2
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    • blackHIPPY
      SBR MVP
      • 10-01-14
      • 3973

      #3
      bruh white ppl dont even wipe they ass after they shit you think they rly finna wipe some piss
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      • DiggityDaggityDo
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 11-30-08
        • 81450

        #4
        Weeder, you have a leaky dick, bro?
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        • Jatt24
          SBR Wise Guy
          • 01-13-14
          • 834

          #5
          Originally posted by blackHIPPY
          bruh white ppl dont even wipe they ass after they shit you think they rly finna wipe some piss

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          • Seaweed
            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
            • 01-19-12
            • 26318

            #6
            Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
            Weeder, you have a leaky dick, bro?
            Honestly yes

            Worst when wearing grey pants looks like i pissed myself
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            • cashin81
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 09-10-14
              • 12946

              #7
              nearly an all time low for you seaweed.
              you jumped the shark when you said your goodbyes with the long ass post.
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              • themike78
                SBR MVP
                • 07-01-13
                • 4873

                #8
                Originally posted by blackHIPPY
                bruh white ppl dont even wipe they ass after they shit you think they rly finna wipe some piss

                And black people do? I find that very hard to believe.
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                • Auto Donk
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 09-03-13
                  • 43558

                  #9
                  you're officially a Gay, seeweed.....

                  unless you're talkin' about wiping your vagina.... then you're apparently transgendered....

                  there's a reason they don't have rolls of toilet paper positioned above urinals, dumbass.....

                  and how the hell do you wipe with those hands anyway? I hear they're very "sticky":
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                  • daneblazer
                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                    • 09-14-08
                    • 27861

                    #10
                    I just bang my rooster on the side of the urinal. No leakage
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                    • DiggityDaggityDo
                      SBR Aristocracy
                      • 11-30-08
                      • 81450

                      #11
                      Originally posted by daneblazer
                      I just bang my rooster on the side of the urinal. No leakage
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                      • Auto Donk
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 09-03-13
                        • 43558

                        #12
                        i do that if no one's around..... usually refrain from doing it if a guy is in the spot next to me, as sometimes it'll ricochet off the side of the urinal and hit him in the gut...
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                        • cashin81
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 09-10-14
                          • 12946

                          #13
                          Originally posted by daneblazer
                          I just bang my rooster on the side of the urinal. No leakage
                          another 100 people have probably done the same...
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                          • BiTeMe UsAdOj
                            SBR Hall of Famer
                            • 08-18-11
                            • 7537

                            #14
                            C'món weeder, are you a man or a wuss? Do you watch "The View", too? Real men employ the simple shake; but remember... if ya shake it more than once you're playing with it.
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                            • Auto Donk
                              SBR Aristocracy
                              • 09-03-13
                              • 43558

                              #15
                              next LizardMan/GeckoBoy/#wipingpeehole will tell us he washes his dick in the sink
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                              • Smoke
                                SBR Aristocracy
                                • 10-09-09
                                • 48111

                                #16
                                I piss on the toilet seat and don't wipe
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                                • Auto Donk
                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                  • 09-03-13
                                  • 43558

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Smoke
                                  I piss on the toilet seat and don't wipe
                                  I guess I'm stalking you....

                                  you've obviously been just ahead of me in every public toilet I've been forced to use where there were no urinals available for at least the last year

                                  one time I think you managed to hit none of the water in the toilet, as it was still clear and white, while everything else (the lid, the back of the toilet, the floor, the toilet roll holder, and the walls) all had a bright yellow liquid on them
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                                  • Smoke
                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                    • 10-09-09
                                    • 48111

                                    #18
                                    Sorry donker it's a habit man
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                                    • PorkChop
                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                      • 09-18-08
                                      • 8193

                                      #19
                                      Double, no matter what, everywhere.
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                                      • Auto Donk
                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                        • 09-03-13
                                        • 43558

                                        #20
                                        meaning u just pretend the entire john is on fire and you have to put it out with your spray???
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                                        • teaserpleaser
                                          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                          • 08-14-08
                                          • 26015

                                          #21
                                          At home yeah of course... at work hell no I work with animals they don't flush and they piss in the shiter.
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                                          • reigle9
                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                            • 10-25-07
                                            • 17879

                                            #22
                                            Completely unnecessary if you shake from the balls while applying some pressure. Or you could just be a fruitcake, whichever.
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                                            • SBRMAN23
                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                              • 01-07-11
                                              • 6906

                                              #23
                                              For sure you gotta wipe it might get into your boxers, but it does cost a lot of money cause I shyt a lot also. So mad money on toilet paper is no bueno
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                                              • Booya711
                                                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                • 12-20-11
                                                • 27329

                                                #24
                                                Why do people continually entertain this bitch??
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                                                • Da Manster!
                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                  • 07-13-07
                                                  • 17720

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by themike78
                                                  And black people do? I find that very hard to believe.
                                                  black hippy must not have gotten the memo...

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                                                  • will2survive
                                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                                    • 11-26-09
                                                    • 8099

                                                    #26
                                                    I go commando, therefore, I don't obsess about it
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                                                    • Slanina
                                                      SBR MVP
                                                      • 01-21-09
                                                      • 3827

                                                      #27
                                                      Squeeze and stroke removes any remaining pee in the urethra. Youre welcome.
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                                                      • rpesi9955
                                                        SBR MVP
                                                        • 08-08-15
                                                        • 1536

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by SBRMAN23
                                                        For sure you gotta wipe it might get into your boxers, but it does cost a lot of money cause I shyt a lot also. So mad money on toilet paper is no bueno
                                                        Laughs
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                                                        • Auto Donk
                                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                                          • 09-03-13
                                                          • 43558

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by Da Manster!
                                                          black hippy must not have gotten the memo...

                                                          he shoulda thrown that f'n loud mouth bitch down the f'n stairs..... or made her toss his nasty ass salad right then and there....

                                                          fck that bitch
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                                                          • wikkidinsane
                                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                                            • 05-30-10
                                                            • 13799

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by themike78
                                                            And black people do? I find that very hard to believe.

                                                            I am black and i do.
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                                                            • Lookingtostart
                                                              SBR MVP
                                                              • 04-25-11
                                                              • 1584

                                                              #31
                                                              Yeah nah mate, just whack it straight back in the jocks and let the fabric absorb all of it. Hear no evil see no evil, feel it though but yeah nah she's all good.
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                                                              • Smoke
                                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                                • 10-09-09
                                                                • 48111

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by Lookingtostart
                                                                Yeah nah mate, just whack it straight back in the jocks and let the fabric absorb all of it. Hear no evil see no evil, feel it though but yeah nah she's all good.
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                                                                • chipper
                                                                  SBR MVP
                                                                  • 01-07-10
                                                                  • 1994

                                                                  #33
                                                                  A couple of good shakes usually does the trick...
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                                                                  • defiance
                                                                    SBR Hustler
                                                                    • 04-14-16
                                                                    • 81

                                                                    #34
                                                                    dogg

                                                                    have you never heard of the follow-up jiggle

                                                                    comes right after the piss chill
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                                                                    • rkelly110
                                                                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                                      • 10-05-09
                                                                      • 39691

                                                                      #35
                                                                      This thread reminds me of a story at work one day. We were out grabbing a smoke when one of the girls asked
                                                                      one of the guys if he just got done peeing. He said yeah, they saw he had a wet spot at his dick and called him
                                                                      out on it.

                                                                      Maybe weeder was embarrassed the same way and wipes his wanker.
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