Ted Scruz will earn my vote only if.....

[Auto Donk]

the number of illicit trysts and sordid affairs reaches 21!

if that nerdy Mensa-qualified half-breed sapiosexual with the snivelly nasal-sounding voice can convince 21 babes to give it up to him while married, then he definitely has the "it" factor that presidents kennedy and clit-on exhibited, and would do a good job running the country.....

Viva la Scruz!!!!!

[Auto Donk]

tell me you don't at least give Laying Ted some credit for pounding the shit out of this:



He'll, I'm giving him credit for two on this one..... like his delegate count, he's going to need to gain some serious ground to get my vote..... 9/21

#Layin'TedScruz

[Artizan]

Do not think Cruz has spme chances even if we will give him our vote.

[Auto Donk]

if Scruz wants to win, he needs to pass out "tips on picking up babes" to guys who can't get laid in return for votes.....

he'd be able to get 97% of the male sbr member vote if he did that......

[MoneyLineDawg]

[VeggieDog]

I won't vote for anyone outside my race.

[Auto Donk]

I won't vote for anyone outside my race.

but do you pull the type of wool that Layin' Ted Scruz does????

if so, he's outta luck with you